Raptorized Ira
@raptorizedira.bsky.social
49 years old, 6-5 wingspan, you do the math.
Inside me there are two dogs, one big and one small. I call that shit Biggie Smalls.
Inside me there are two dogs, one big and one small. I call that shit Biggie Smalls.
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Raptorized Ira
@raptorizedira.bsky.social
· Jul 13
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, screenplay by Quentin Tarantino
Professor Henry Jones: But in the Latin alphabet, "Jehovah" begins with an "I".
[ Indy steps on "J", almost dies ]
Indiana Jones: Idiot! The Romans spoke Latin, they don't know what the fuck a "J" is.
Professor Henry Jones: But in the Latin alphabet, "Jehovah" begins with an "I".
[ Indy steps on "J", almost dies ]
Indiana Jones: Idiot! The Romans spoke Latin, they don't know what the fuck a "J" is.
I am trying to give away the comics in this list. If you want any of them, message me and I will get you a shipping quote. Willing to drop some off if you live in the GTA.
First come, first served. Offer expires on the first business day of January, which is when I take them to a library.
First come, first served. Offer expires on the first business day of January, which is when I take them to a library.
I said I'm sorry mama I never meant to hurt you-oo-oo, I never meant to make you cry but tonight, I'm cleaning out my comics.
That's right, I am giving away all of the comics in this thread for various reasons (reasons in alt text). Message me if you want any of them.
That's right, I am giving away all of the comics in this thread for various reasons (reasons in alt text). Message me if you want any of them.
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I am trying to give away the comics in this list. If you want any of them, message me and I will get you a shipping quote. Willing to drop some off if you live in the GTA.
First come, first served. Offer expires on the first business day of January, which is when I take them to a library.
First come, first served. Offer expires on the first business day of January, which is when I take them to a library.
I am not saying that OBAA is my favourite movie of the year but I will type that it is the only movie that came out this year that I am watching for the third time.
There are many good scenes in One Battle After Another. In my opinion, the best one is the "Do the revolution, baby. Go do it." scene.
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I am not saying that OBAA is my favourite movie of the year but I will type that it is the only movie that came out this year that I am watching for the third time.
There are many good scenes in One Battle After Another. In my opinion, the best one is the "Do the revolution, baby. Go do it." scene.
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
There are many good scenes in One Battle After Another. In my opinion, the best one is the "Do the revolution, baby. Go do it." scene.
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It astounds me that after over two years of recognized genocide, large media outlets are still publishing headlines like this. I don't know what else to say except I hope one day there is a reckoning for it.
BREAKING: At least 24 people are dead and 54 wounded after Israeli airstrikes in Gaza, testing the ceasefire that began in October, officials say.
Israel launches strikes in Gaza ceasefire's latest test as hospitals say 20 killed
Israel's military says it has launched new airstrikes against Hamas militants in Gaza, testing the ceasefire that began on October 10.
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It astounds me that after over two years of recognized genocide, large media outlets are still publishing headlines like this. I don't know what else to say except I hope one day there is a reckoning for it.
I said I'm sorry mama I never meant to hurt you-oo-oo, I never meant to make you cry but tonight, I'm cleaning out my comics.
That's right, I am giving away all of the comics in this thread for various reasons (reasons in alt text). Message me if you want any of them.
That's right, I am giving away all of the comics in this thread for various reasons (reasons in alt text). Message me if you want any of them.
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I said I'm sorry mama I never meant to hurt you-oo-oo, I never meant to make you cry but tonight, I'm cleaning out my comics.
That's right, I am giving away all of the comics in this thread for various reasons (reasons in alt text). Message me if you want any of them.
That's right, I am giving away all of the comics in this thread for various reasons (reasons in alt text). Message me if you want any of them.
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"I've long been a fan of Tyler Upchurch's abstract art. He designs intriguing portraits of sports legends and celebrities ..." ➡️ bit.ly/47Zpjvy
What We Like, vol. 6
Links and recommendations from No Dunks
What We Like, vol. 6
Links and recommendations from No Dunks
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
"I've long been a fan of Tyler Upchurch's abstract art. He designs intriguing portraits of sports legends and celebrities ..." ➡️ bit.ly/47Zpjvy
What We Like, vol. 6
Links and recommendations from No Dunks
What We Like, vol. 6
Links and recommendations from No Dunks
The trade that New Orleans made for Derik Queen will never be excusable from a process perspective.
HOWEVER, whoever Atlanta drafts with the lottery pick that they got from New Orleans is going to have to be pretty fucking good to be better than him, IMHO.
HOWEVER, whoever Atlanta drafts with the lottery pick that they got from New Orleans is going to have to be pretty fucking good to be better than him, IMHO.
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The trade that New Orleans made for Derik Queen will never be excusable from a process perspective.
HOWEVER, whoever Atlanta drafts with the lottery pick that they got from New Orleans is going to have to be pretty fucking good to be better than him, IMHO.
HOWEVER, whoever Atlanta drafts with the lottery pick that they got from New Orleans is going to have to be pretty fucking good to be better than him, IMHO.
Masai was right.
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Masai was right.
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Today's hilarious stat of the day: Only one lineup, the Nuggets' starting five, has played more than the Raptors' starting five.
The Raptors group is outscoring the Nuggets group, which includes Nikola Jokic. (Braun is injured, so Raps will pass them tonight likely as league's most-used lineup.)
The Raptors group is outscoring the Nuggets group, which includes Nikola Jokic. (Braun is injured, so Raps will pass them tonight likely as league's most-used lineup.)
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Today's hilarious stat of the day: Only one lineup, the Nuggets' starting five, has played more than the Raptors' starting five.
The Raptors group is outscoring the Nuggets group, which includes Nikola Jokic. (Braun is injured, so Raps will pass them tonight likely as league's most-used lineup.)
The Raptors group is outscoring the Nuggets group, which includes Nikola Jokic. (Braun is injured, so Raps will pass them tonight likely as league's most-used lineup.)
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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We all love Remembering Guys, but mostly it's just that Cleanthony played so much international ball that it was a good hook for a category about basketball terms in foreign languages.
"International Hoops Terms With Cleanthony Early" has to be the wildest sports category in Jeopardy! history.
November 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
We all love Remembering Guys, but mostly it's just that Cleanthony played so much international ball that it was a good hook for a category about basketball terms in foreign languages.
Just incredible.
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Just incredible.
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Carsie Blanton, everybody. 👑
November 1, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Carsie Blanton, everybody. 👑
What a bunch of assholes.
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
wapo.st
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
What a bunch of assholes.
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I was reminded earlier today about when Kevin Garnett talked about Hakeem Olajuwon's trash talk, and it improved my day considerably. I share it now with you, in hopes that it will improve yours.
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I was reminded earlier today about when Kevin Garnett talked about Hakeem Olajuwon's trash talk, and it improved my day considerably. I share it now with you, in hopes that it will improve yours.
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LMAO. Bulls win on a Vucevic three at the buzzer
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
LMAO. Bulls win on a Vucevic three at the buzzer
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now confirmed that 25 people were killed, including three children, on a strike on an apartment block in the quiet western Ukrainian city that’s closer to Poland than the eastern front lines. the same oblast of Ukraine my family is from.
16 people were killed and 49 injured after russia’s strike on Ternopil. Missiles and drones hit 2 residential buildings and damaged an industrial facility. Rescue workers are still clearing the rubble. u24.gov.ua/nafo-dark-ni...
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
now confirmed that 25 people were killed, including three children, on a strike on an apartment block in the quiet western Ukrainian city that’s closer to Poland than the eastern front lines. the same oblast of Ukraine my family is from.
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Meanwhile the President just yesterday said an assassinated journalist deserved it and celebrated his killer
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Meanwhile the President just yesterday said an assassinated journalist deserved it and celebrated his killer
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Page One in CLT:
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Page One in CLT:
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Many are calling it the funniest chyron of all time
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Many are calling it the funniest chyron of all time
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: normal adults (who aren't pediatric medical professionals) don't spend ANY amount of time thinking about the genitals of children.
They certainly don't bend over backwards to make policing children's genitals part of their job.
This obsession is creepy.
They certainly don't bend over backwards to make policing children's genitals part of their job.
This obsession is creepy.
Alberta to invoke notwithstanding clause to shield 3 transgender bills from court challenges | CBC News
The Alberta government has tabled legislation that seeks to invoke the notwithstanding clause to shield a suite of bills that affects transgender youth and adults from legal challenges.
www.cbc.ca
November 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: normal adults (who aren't pediatric medical professionals) don't spend ANY amount of time thinking about the genitals of children.
They certainly don't bend over backwards to make policing children's genitals part of their job.
This obsession is creepy.
They certainly don't bend over backwards to make policing children's genitals part of their job.
This obsession is creepy.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
The thing that sticks with me the most about the Nuzzi/RFK Jr story is that it is being covered like a breathless romance and RFK Jr is still married to another woman.
Also, he is pretty fucking disgusting to look at and to listen to. There is that part too.
Also, he is pretty fucking disgusting to look at and to listen to. There is that part too.
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The thing that sticks with me the most about the Nuzzi/RFK Jr story is that it is being covered like a breathless romance and RFK Jr is still married to another woman.
Also, he is pretty fucking disgusting to look at and to listen to. There is that part too.
Also, he is pretty fucking disgusting to look at and to listen to. There is that part too.
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In Chicago
I’m still struggling with the fact that ICE “brown shirts” went to a taco shop and thought they would get served.
F that!
F that!
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
In Chicago
I was once suspended from Twitter for hoping that Nigel Farage ate shit or something along those lines, and had my tweeting-capabilities blocked for several days, including January 6, 2021.
all I’m gonna say is that I am a life-long slightly edgy poster and I’ve never caught a suspension or a ban anywhere - because it is in fact quite easy to avoid crossing the “this joke could possibly be construed as a violent threat” line on social media
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I was once suspended from Twitter for hoping that Nigel Farage ate shit or something along those lines, and had my tweeting-capabilities blocked for several days, including January 6, 2021.