Raptorized Ira
@raptorizedira.bsky.social
49 years old, 6-5 wingspan, you do the math.
Inside me there are two dogs, one big and one small. I call that shit Biggie Smalls.
Inside me there are two dogs, one big and one small. I call that shit Biggie Smalls.
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Raptorized Ira
@raptorizedira.bsky.social
· Jul 13
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, screenplay by Quentin Tarantino
Professor Henry Jones: But in the Latin alphabet, "Jehovah" begins with an "I".
[ Indy steps on "J", almost dies ]
Indiana Jones: Idiot! The Romans spoke Latin, they don't know what the fuck a "J" is.
Professor Henry Jones: But in the Latin alphabet, "Jehovah" begins with an "I".
[ Indy steps on "J", almost dies ]
Indiana Jones: Idiot! The Romans spoke Latin, they don't know what the fuck a "J" is.
My longstanding question of "Why is he always working out in jeans with a belt?" is no longer relevant.
I now must ask "Why i@ he always taking a dip in his hot tub while wearing jeans with a belt?"
I now must ask "Why i@ he always taking a dip in his hot tub while wearing jeans with a belt?"
The US Department of Health and Human Services just released this video.
February 18, 2026 at 12:09 AM
My longstanding question of "Why is he always working out in jeans with a belt?" is no longer relevant.
I now must ask "Why i@ he always taking a dip in his hot tub while wearing jeans with a belt?"
I now must ask "Why i@ he always taking a dip in his hot tub while wearing jeans with a belt?"
Worth (to me!) pointing out that Canada has the 3rd largest Jewish population in the world outside of Israel.
"Israeli military says more than 1,500 Canadians were serving in IOF ranks last year"
This is enraging. Canada is listed as one of top ten countries of dual nationals in the IOF (after US, France, Germany)
Not only is Canada arming Zionist enemy, Canadians are authorized to commit genocide in Gaza
This is enraging. Canada is listed as one of top ten countries of dual nationals in the IOF (after US, France, Germany)
Not only is Canada arming Zionist enemy, Canadians are authorized to commit genocide in Gaza
Israeli military says more than 1,500 Canadians were serving in its ranks last year
The news comes after the RCMP confirmed it would collect reports from the public about possible war crimes by Hamas or the IDF.
www.thestar.com
February 17, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Worth (to me!) pointing out that Canada has the 3rd largest Jewish population in the world outside of Israel.
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February 17, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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It won't happen overnight, but even a change of political leadership in Washington isn't going to change the shifting tide.
Prime Minister Mark Carney is in Montreal this morning to unveil Canada's new defence industrial strategy. The plan is nothing short of standing up a massive new dual use industrial base, independent of the U.S.
File this under: America's allies are unplugging from the US with gusto.
File this under: America's allies are unplugging from the US with gusto.
February 17, 2026 at 4:48 PM
It won't happen overnight, but even a change of political leadership in Washington isn't going to change the shifting tide.
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I appreciate this way of evaluating one's life.
February 17, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I appreciate this way of evaluating one's life.
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damn, can't believe Italy hit us with the night-night in speed-skating
February 17, 2026 at 3:36 PM
damn, can't believe Italy hit us with the night-night in speed-skating
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Jesse Jackson was an early and ardent supporter of gay rights. In fact, on July 17, 1984 at the DNC in San Fransisco, the first speech EVER at a national political convention calling for gay rights was delivered by none other than Rev. Jackson himself.
February 17, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Jesse Jackson was an early and ardent supporter of gay rights. In fact, on July 17, 1984 at the DNC in San Fransisco, the first speech EVER at a national political convention calling for gay rights was delivered by none other than Rev. Jackson himself.
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"We have a no-chase policy, and the policy is to protect our citizens more than anything else.
"There may have been a different way to corner the individual so he could not run, or he could not cause the accident that took the life of Dr. Davis.”
-- Chatham County, Ga., Chairman Chester Ellis
"There may have been a different way to corner the individual so he could not run, or he could not cause the accident that took the life of Dr. Davis.”
-- Chatham County, Ga., Chairman Chester Ellis
February 17, 2026 at 4:55 AM
"We have a no-chase policy, and the policy is to protect our citizens more than anything else.
"There may have been a different way to corner the individual so he could not run, or he could not cause the accident that took the life of Dr. Davis.”
-- Chatham County, Ga., Chairman Chester Ellis
"There may have been a different way to corner the individual so he could not run, or he could not cause the accident that took the life of Dr. Davis.”
-- Chatham County, Ga., Chairman Chester Ellis
I really wish that this asshole did not wear a kippah.
He's making the rest of us look bad!
He's making the rest of us look bad!
Rep. Randy Fine: "People should know Democrats like AOC are saying 'we are going to get rid of your dogs.' Americans need to keep that in mind when they go and vote in November."
February 17, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I really wish that this asshole did not wear a kippah.
He's making the rest of us look bad!
He's making the rest of us look bad!
Rest in peace Jesse Jackson.
Jesse Jackson, who picked up the civil rights leadership mantle after the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. and paved the political path to the White House for Barack Obama through two presidential runs, dies at 84. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/u...
Jesse Jackson, Civil Rights Leader Who Sought the Presidency, Dies at 84
www.nytimes.com
February 17, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Rest in peace Jesse Jackson.
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Here it is, your moment of zen.
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Here it is, your moment of zen.
A box of rain
Will ease the pain
And love
Will see you through
Will ease the pain
And love
Will see you through
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
A box of rain
Will ease the pain
And love
Will see you through
Will ease the pain
And love
Will see you through
They don't make 'em like this (bald and onscreen) anymore.
RIP to one of the greats.
RIP to one of the greats.
February 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
They don't make 'em like this (bald and onscreen) anymore.
RIP to one of the greats.
RIP to one of the greats.
Woke up this morning feeling more Raptorized than ever.
February 16, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Woke up this morning feeling more Raptorized than ever.
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From Hamdan Ballal, co-director of last year’s Oscar-winning documentary “No Other Land.” This is happening now.
February 16, 2026 at 1:26 AM
From Hamdan Ballal, co-director of last year’s Oscar-winning documentary “No Other Land.” This is happening now.
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um actually it's this
February 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
um actually it's this
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In the drawer is a gun, and I keep it loaded. On the desk is a bottle, and it keeps *me* loaded.
February 15, 2026 at 4:38 PM
In the drawer is a gun, and I keep it loaded. On the desk is a bottle, and it keeps *me* loaded.
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Here's my pencil artwork of Joan Crawford in the killer Strait-Jacket from 1964 🪓
February 15, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Here's my pencil artwork of Joan Crawford in the killer Strait-Jacket from 1964 🪓
Kawhi is doing the funniest thing that at least a segment of NBA sickos have been praying for.
kawhi leonard had 31 points in 12 minutes. is that real?
February 16, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Kawhi is doing the funniest thing that at least a segment of NBA sickos have been praying for.
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Update: This is AMAZING
This is ... good?
February 16, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Update: This is AMAZING
I mean, it is pretty good so far.
If you don't like this, you don't like NBA All Star basketball
February 16, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I mean, it is pretty good so far.
With respect to the KDF, I think that Tears for Fears said it best:
🎶
I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
🎶
Either way, tremendous content.
🎶
I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
🎶
Either way, tremendous content.
February 16, 2026 at 12:02 AM
With respect to the KDF, I think that Tears for Fears said it best:
🎶
I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
🎶
Either way, tremendous content.
🎶
I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
🎶
Either way, tremendous content.
If you don't like this, you don't like NBA All Star basketball
February 15, 2026 at 11:09 PM
If you don't like this, you don't like NBA All Star basketball