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Samantha Unseemly
@fictionaluser.bsky.social
Merging online with reality, slowly 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🧡🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️
Late 30s
Pinned
OK.

I am done with hating myself starting today.
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band:
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
You guys want shit posting or horny posting mostly to the void tonight?
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I went to an open library DnD thing tonight. It was alright. They seem like not quite my people but still cool (context) so I'll be going back next week I think.

Just have to avoid an end of session lore dump about everything that's ever been.
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I'm a jeanyus
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Lucifera by artist Alex Horley
#ComicArt #HorrorArt
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Water Nymph - Alexander Nanitchkov
#fantasyart
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Kitties holding down the fort
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
😲
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Running out of ideas and anxiety then going to sleep
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Doing enough "spaghetti crimes" to make a well known newscaster report on and say the phrase "spaghetti crimes"
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Gaining the ability to spawn clones of myself I can later reabsorb and we all end up being couch potatoes instead of doing something cool.
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
"There's more than one way to skin a cat"

How did that ever become a saying, who's skinning cats? Who's encountering issues with their primary method of doing so? Who has backup methods that they're referencing often enough to spawn a saying?

Leave them cats alone
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Taking enough Viagra to emulate a water jet cutting machine
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Do they do payday loans for posting ideas?
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Knocking on doors and seeing if anyone wants to chat
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Getting 40 drones and attaching them all to my cock then flying around town
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Hanging out in the bushes at the park and just kinda people watching y'know?
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Covering myself completely in Vaseline and coming up with a bit for it later
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Lapping the other runners while doing it backwards so I can see their shame
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Haunting someone with the old bedsheet routine but committing 100% to the bit.

I just pick up the sheet and put it back on when they knock it off.

OoOoOooOoo!
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Eating a well balanced meal (I am spinning pancakes and the syrup is getting everywhere but they sure ain't falling)
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I voted for Kang
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Going to the blood bank to invest in a feud
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Saying silly things instead of the very serious things that need to be said and understood
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM