Samantha Unseemly
@fictionaluser.bsky.social
Merging online with reality, slowly 🏳️🌈🇨🇦🧡🇵🇸🏳️⚧️
Late 30s
Late 30s
Pinned
OK.
I am done with hating myself starting today.
I am done with hating myself starting today.
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band:
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band:
You guys want shit posting or horny posting mostly to the void tonight?
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
You guys want shit posting or horny posting mostly to the void tonight?
I went to an open library DnD thing tonight. It was alright. They seem like not quite my people but still cool (context) so I'll be going back next week I think.
Just have to avoid an end of session lore dump about everything that's ever been.
Just have to avoid an end of session lore dump about everything that's ever been.
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I went to an open library DnD thing tonight. It was alright. They seem like not quite my people but still cool (context) so I'll be going back next week I think.
Just have to avoid an end of session lore dump about everything that's ever been.
Just have to avoid an end of session lore dump about everything that's ever been.
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TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
I'm a jeanyus
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I'm a jeanyus
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November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Reposted by Samantha Unseemly
Water Nymph - Alexander Nanitchkov
#fantasyart
#fantasyart
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Water Nymph - Alexander Nanitchkov
#fantasyart
#fantasyart
Kitties holding down the fort
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Kitties holding down the fort
Running out of ideas and anxiety then going to sleep
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Running out of ideas and anxiety then going to sleep
Doing enough "spaghetti crimes" to make a well known newscaster report on and say the phrase "spaghetti crimes"
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Doing enough "spaghetti crimes" to make a well known newscaster report on and say the phrase "spaghetti crimes"
Gaining the ability to spawn clones of myself I can later reabsorb and we all end up being couch potatoes instead of doing something cool.
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Gaining the ability to spawn clones of myself I can later reabsorb and we all end up being couch potatoes instead of doing something cool.
"There's more than one way to skin a cat"
How did that ever become a saying, who's skinning cats? Who's encountering issues with their primary method of doing so? Who has backup methods that they're referencing often enough to spawn a saying?
Leave them cats alone
How did that ever become a saying, who's skinning cats? Who's encountering issues with their primary method of doing so? Who has backup methods that they're referencing often enough to spawn a saying?
Leave them cats alone
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
"There's more than one way to skin a cat"
How did that ever become a saying, who's skinning cats? Who's encountering issues with their primary method of doing so? Who has backup methods that they're referencing often enough to spawn a saying?
Leave them cats alone
How did that ever become a saying, who's skinning cats? Who's encountering issues with their primary method of doing so? Who has backup methods that they're referencing often enough to spawn a saying?
Leave them cats alone
Taking enough Viagra to emulate a water jet cutting machine
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Taking enough Viagra to emulate a water jet cutting machine
Do they do payday loans for posting ideas?
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Do they do payday loans for posting ideas?
Knocking on doors and seeing if anyone wants to chat
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Knocking on doors and seeing if anyone wants to chat
Getting 40 drones and attaching them all to my cock then flying around town
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Getting 40 drones and attaching them all to my cock then flying around town
Hanging out in the bushes at the park and just kinda people watching y'know?
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Hanging out in the bushes at the park and just kinda people watching y'know?
Covering myself completely in Vaseline and coming up with a bit for it later
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Covering myself completely in Vaseline and coming up with a bit for it later
Lapping the other runners while doing it backwards so I can see their shame
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Lapping the other runners while doing it backwards so I can see their shame
Haunting someone with the old bedsheet routine but committing 100% to the bit.
I just pick up the sheet and put it back on when they knock it off.
OoOoOooOoo!
I just pick up the sheet and put it back on when they knock it off.
OoOoOooOoo!
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Haunting someone with the old bedsheet routine but committing 100% to the bit.
I just pick up the sheet and put it back on when they knock it off.
OoOoOooOoo!
I just pick up the sheet and put it back on when they knock it off.
OoOoOooOoo!
Eating a well balanced meal (I am spinning pancakes and the syrup is getting everywhere but they sure ain't falling)
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Eating a well balanced meal (I am spinning pancakes and the syrup is getting everywhere but they sure ain't falling)
I voted for Kang
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I voted for Kang
Going to the blood bank to invest in a feud
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Going to the blood bank to invest in a feud
Saying silly things instead of the very serious things that need to be said and understood
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Saying silly things instead of the very serious things that need to be said and understood