Joe Kelly, Jr., Jr.
@ferpect0val.bsky.social
He/him
Eat the rich and also Giant Pandas
Eat the rich and also Giant Pandas
16 years ago today, Sean Hannity promised to be waterboarded on air, "for the veterans", to prove it isn't torture.
Since he's blocked me on Twitter (and I deleted the app anyways), can my friends that still have/use it please tweet at him to remind him? Please and thank you
Since he's blocked me on Twitter (and I deleted the app anyways), can my friends that still have/use it please tweet at him to remind him? Please and thank you
April 22, 2025 at 10:51 AM
16 years ago today, Sean Hannity promised to be waterboarded on air, "for the veterans", to prove it isn't torture.
Since he's blocked me on Twitter (and I deleted the app anyways), can my friends that still have/use it please tweet at him to remind him? Please and thank you
Since he's blocked me on Twitter (and I deleted the app anyways), can my friends that still have/use it please tweet at him to remind him? Please and thank you
As a Red Sox fan, the fact that the NL West has so massively replaced the AL East as the best division in baseball feels viscerally wrong.
April 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
As a Red Sox fan, the fact that the NL West has so massively replaced the AL East as the best division in baseball feels viscerally wrong.
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Work is 100% the place where I'm the worst at practicing my own anti-capitalist ethic like my own bosses are telling me to work less and I'm like NO IF I JUST WORK HARDER I CAN HELP MORE PEOPLE
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
March 31, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Work is 100% the place where I'm the worst at practicing my own anti-capitalist ethic like my own bosses are telling me to work less and I'm like NO IF I JUST WORK HARDER I CAN HELP MORE PEOPLE
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
@knowledgefight.bsky.social is it just me or is Alex sounding more and more like Rush every day? Like literally, audibly mimicking his speech patterns more than ever?
Also his 'v' to 'b' pronunciation has reached new levels of annoying for some reason.
Also his 'v' to 'b' pronunciation has reached new levels of annoying for some reason.
March 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
@knowledgefight.bsky.social is it just me or is Alex sounding more and more like Rush every day? Like literally, audibly mimicking his speech patterns more than ever?
Also his 'v' to 'b' pronunciation has reached new levels of annoying for some reason.
Also his 'v' to 'b' pronunciation has reached new levels of annoying for some reason.
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Well caring deeply about politics turned out to be a mistake. Time to instead become emotionally invested in a field where I’ll never be let down: sports
March 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Well caring deeply about politics turned out to be a mistake. Time to instead become emotionally invested in a field where I’ll never be let down: sports
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You can transition in your 30s. It's fine
March 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
You can transition in your 30s. It's fine
@iwriteok.bsky.social I was waiting for Roko's Basilisk to come up, the most thoughtless thought experiment around.
March 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
@iwriteok.bsky.social I was waiting for Roko's Basilisk to come up, the most thoughtless thought experiment around.
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A perfect comic panel.
January 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A perfect comic panel.
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Anti-vaxx is a business with a lobby
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
December 13, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Anti-vaxx is a business with a lobby
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Lost my mind at the Napoleon trailer when he said his famous catchphrase
July 10, 2023 at 10:11 PM
Lost my mind at the Napoleon trailer when he said his famous catchphrase
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I love how the devil is an interdisciplinary scholar
July 8, 2023 at 5:08 PM
I love how the devil is an interdisciplinary scholar
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Hey Larry, quick question
July 8, 2023 at 6:15 PM
Hey Larry, quick question
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I know one of you is Elon Musk, and I will figure it out
July 5, 2023 at 11:31 AM
I know one of you is Elon Musk, and I will figure it out
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age 23, after being on my feet for 9 hours around boiling hot steam ovens: feeling pretty bushed but i think i can still go out tonight
age 34, after sitting at the computer for 3 hours: i am more tired than anyone in human history has ever been tired before
age 34, after sitting at the computer for 3 hours: i am more tired than anyone in human history has ever been tired before
July 5, 2023 at 4:14 PM
age 23, after being on my feet for 9 hours around boiling hot steam ovens: feeling pretty bushed but i think i can still go out tonight
age 34, after sitting at the computer for 3 hours: i am more tired than anyone in human history has ever been tired before
age 34, after sitting at the computer for 3 hours: i am more tired than anyone in human history has ever been tired before
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“bluesky won’t have any debate because it’s all left-leaning folks” - person who has never been in a room with two leftists
July 5, 2023 at 3:15 PM
“bluesky won’t have any debate because it’s all left-leaning folks” - person who has never been in a room with two leftists
Can we get Broken Pizza Hut an invite, I know we're not really doing Wendy's parody accounts anymore but they're One Of The Good Ones™
July 4, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Can we get Broken Pizza Hut an invite, I know we're not really doing Wendy's parody accounts anymore but they're One Of The Good Ones™
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As distillations of conservative grievance addiction and trolling-as-politics go, "I want to be in any club that won't have me as a member" is tough to top
July 4, 2023 at 2:05 PM
As distillations of conservative grievance addiction and trolling-as-politics go, "I want to be in any club that won't have me as a member" is tough to top
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*working at the Betsy Ross museum*
buddy, the won’t even let me cum on the flag
buddy, the won’t even let me cum on the flag
July 4, 2023 at 2:52 PM
*working at the Betsy Ross museum*
buddy, the won’t even let me cum on the flag
buddy, the won’t even let me cum on the flag
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american patriotism is so embarrassing, don’t do that shit around me
July 4, 2023 at 1:51 PM
american patriotism is so embarrassing, don’t do that shit around me
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@emilymiller.bsky.social my uncle served under your friend and former boss Gen. Colin Powell, can I get a reskeet for the troops? He'd get a huge kick if I can show him at our family bbq later
July 4, 2023 at 2:19 PM
@emilymiller.bsky.social my uncle served under your friend and former boss Gen. Colin Powell, can I get a reskeet for the troops? He'd get a huge kick if I can show him at our family bbq later
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i’m not “leading a cult” or “forming a polycule” i’m assembling an elite team to ride into the flames of the dying empire with
July 4, 2023 at 3:46 AM
i’m not “leading a cult” or “forming a polycule” i’m assembling an elite team to ride into the flames of the dying empire with
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Do not haunt an eerie lighthouse with your wailing spirit if you cannot accept the responsibility of guiding wayward ships to harbor
July 3, 2023 at 7:34 PM
Do not haunt an eerie lighthouse with your wailing spirit if you cannot accept the responsibility of guiding wayward ships to harbor
If you're going to put on a fireworks show and not set them all off at once to try and out-do San Diego 2012 why even fucking bother.
July 4, 2023 at 2:32 PM
If you're going to put on a fireworks show and not set them all off at once to try and out-do San Diego 2012 why even fucking bother.