Zombie Jacques Cousteau
@fergusm.bsky.social
#UglyDogs
Dubliner, Socialist, Internationalist, Humanist, walker, increasingly furious
He/him
Now 25% cheaper than last year
Dubliner, Socialist, Internationalist, Humanist, walker, increasingly furious
He/him
Now 25% cheaper than last year
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The Danish Social Democrats are currently on course for their worst election result since at least the Second World War, despite their brand of far-right accommodationism being touted as a blueprint for other centre-left parties.
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The Danish Social Democrats are currently on course for their worst election result since at least the Second World War, despite their brand of far-right accommodationism being touted as a blueprint for other centre-left parties.
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"Maxwell has received custom meals personally delivered to her cell, after-hours time in a private exercise area, access to a service puppy, and private meetings with visitors arranged by the warden, complete with snacks. Visitors were allowed to bring computers..."
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/d...
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/d...
Democrats reveal whistleblower details of Ghislaine Maxwell prison ‘luxuries’
In a letter to the president, House Democrats say Maxwell’s treatment as she prepares a clemency request makes the convicted sex offender look like a “guest at a Trump hotel.”
www.msnbc.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"Maxwell has received custom meals personally delivered to her cell, after-hours time in a private exercise area, access to a service puppy, and private meetings with visitors arranged by the warden, complete with snacks. Visitors were allowed to bring computers..."
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/d...
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/d...
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The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
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Congrats to the eight Democrats who gave this regime a huge win over the weekend. Here’s your reward.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/u...
Trump Pardons Giuliani and Others Involved in Effort to Overturn 2020 Election
www.nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Congrats to the eight Democrats who gave this regime a huge win over the weekend. Here’s your reward.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/u...
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‘There’s a reason Russia has troll farms. There’s a reason people hire bots.’
Natasha Devon worries that people are getting ‘a completely false idea’ of Britain from Twitter.
Natasha Devon worries that people are getting ‘a completely false idea’ of Britain from Twitter.
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
‘There’s a reason Russia has troll farms. There’s a reason people hire bots.’
Natasha Devon worries that people are getting ‘a completely false idea’ of Britain from Twitter.
Natasha Devon worries that people are getting ‘a completely false idea’ of Britain from Twitter.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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J. D. VANCE: We need to end DEI.
MONKEY’S PAW: (raises one finger)
MONKEY’S PAW: (raises one finger)
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei
If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.
open.substack.com
October 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
J. D. VANCE: We need to end DEI.
MONKEY’S PAW: (raises one finger)
MONKEY’S PAW: (raises one finger)
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I propose a deal: Trump gets the Nobel Peace Prize in exchange for the Epstein files
October 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I propose a deal: Trump gets the Nobel Peace Prize in exchange for the Epstein files
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Someone should start asking why we’re hearing and seeing Stephen Miller so much all of a sudden.
October 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Someone should start asking why we’re hearing and seeing Stephen Miller so much all of a sudden.
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Now that Jimmy Kimmel is getting reinstated, many MAGA figures are trying to argue that this shows Trump *didn't* use authoritarian abuses to originally oust him.
This is a transparent scam from MAGA, and media figures should not be gaslit by it.
New piece from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2008...
This is a transparent scam from MAGA, and media figures should not be gaslit by it.
New piece from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2008...
MAGA Rages over Jimmy Kimmel’s Return—and Reveals a Big Trump Weakness
Trump and his FCC commissioner absolutely did try to bully ABC-Disney with authoritarian tactics. But there was a massive backlash, and they failed. Let’s remember that.
newrepublic.com
September 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Now that Jimmy Kimmel is getting reinstated, many MAGA figures are trying to argue that this shows Trump *didn't* use authoritarian abuses to originally oust him.
This is a transparent scam from MAGA, and media figures should not be gaslit by it.
New piece from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2008...
This is a transparent scam from MAGA, and media figures should not be gaslit by it.
New piece from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2008...
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1. Fuck these guys.
2. "people of Ireland who feel ignored" - you're not talking about sexual assault victims, children on waiting lists for disability services, emigrants and renters. You're talking about Fergal! Fergal is cross because he saw an ad for broadband on TV with a mixed race couple.
2. "people of Ireland who feel ignored" - you're not talking about sexual assault victims, children on waiting lists for disability services, emigrants and renters. You're talking about Fergal! Fergal is cross because he saw an ad for broadband on TV with a mixed race couple.
September 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
1. Fuck these guys.
2. "people of Ireland who feel ignored" - you're not talking about sexual assault victims, children on waiting lists for disability services, emigrants and renters. You're talking about Fergal! Fergal is cross because he saw an ad for broadband on TV with a mixed race couple.
2. "people of Ireland who feel ignored" - you're not talking about sexual assault victims, children on waiting lists for disability services, emigrants and renters. You're talking about Fergal! Fergal is cross because he saw an ad for broadband on TV with a mixed race couple.
How do people who aren't MAGA pronounce Antifa?
An-tee-fah?
Anti fah ?
An-tee-fah?
Anti fah ?
September 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
How do people who aren't MAGA pronounce Antifa?
An-tee-fah?
Anti fah ?
An-tee-fah?
Anti fah ?
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Within a fortnight, you’ll have 3 (three) channels to choose from: Fox, The Gun Channel, and The Flag Channel. Every ad will be for boner pills
September 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Within a fortnight, you’ll have 3 (three) channels to choose from: Fox, The Gun Channel, and The Flag Channel. Every ad will be for boner pills
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This kind of both-siderism has literally drawn us down into fascism. I would never trust cat news. Cats are liars and cheats. Only listen to dogs 💯
September 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This kind of both-siderism has literally drawn us down into fascism. I would never trust cat news. Cats are liars and cheats. Only listen to dogs 💯
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I see some of you dragging a shit take from the fascist site over here to dunk on it, a) why are you still on the fascist site to find that shit, b) why are dropping shit onto this site, c) when you dunk on it you just give it a new audience. Leave shitty fascist takes on the shitty fascist site.
September 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I see some of you dragging a shit take from the fascist site over here to dunk on it, a) why are you still on the fascist site to find that shit, b) why are dropping shit onto this site, c) when you dunk on it you just give it a new audience. Leave shitty fascist takes on the shitty fascist site.
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This is a real sponger off the state...
JP McManus to seek an extra €30m in taxpayer funds for 2027 Ryder Cup
www.irishtimes.com/ireland/2025...
JP McManus to seek an extra €30m in taxpayer funds for 2027 Ryder Cup
www.irishtimes.com/ireland/2025...
JP McManus to seek an extra €30m in taxpayer funds for 2027 Ryder Cup
Billionaire businessman has already received €58m in public money towards Adare Manor event
www.irishtimes.com
September 8, 2025 at 9:15 AM
This is a real sponger off the state...
JP McManus to seek an extra €30m in taxpayer funds for 2027 Ryder Cup
www.irishtimes.com/ireland/2025...
JP McManus to seek an extra €30m in taxpayer funds for 2027 Ryder Cup
www.irishtimes.com/ireland/2025...
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...
theonion.com
July 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.
OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI
Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.
www.theatlantic.com
September 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.
OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
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“Alas, I am surrounded. You must fight on, gentlemen, I fear that it is too late for me. Now come and get me you savages, we shall travel to Hell together!”
September 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
“Alas, I am surrounded. You must fight on, gentlemen, I fear that it is too late for me. Now come and get me you savages, we shall travel to Hell together!”
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August 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Best Regards,
Canada 🍁
Best Regards,
Canada 🍁
June 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Best Regards,
Canada 🍁
Best Regards,
Canada 🍁