Zombie Jacques Cousteau
@fergusm.bsky.social
#UglyDogs
Dubliner, Socialist, Internationalist, Humanist, walker, increasingly furious
He/him
Now 25% cheaper than last year
Dubliner, Socialist, Internationalist, Humanist, walker, increasingly furious
He/him
Now 25% cheaper than last year
That watery bastard has been asking for it.
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
That watery bastard has been asking for it.
Yes, once they are confirmed as the next
Secretary of Health
Secretary of Health
November 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Yes, once they are confirmed as the next
Secretary of Health
Secretary of Health
Nice try agents
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Nice try agents
Meanwhile cats think about how tasty your eyes look
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Meanwhile cats think about how tasty your eyes look
Both, tingly at first then numbing.
Not colorblind
Not colorblind
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Both, tingly at first then numbing.
Not colorblind
Not colorblind
Have considered fleeing to the mountains and finding a nice cave?
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Have considered fleeing to the mountains and finding a nice cave?
N'ah
She's a cunt
She's a cunt
November 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
N'ah
She's a cunt
She's a cunt
Don't think he ever got one
November 3, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Don't think he ever got one
Henry Kissinger and Aung San Suu Kyi
Have entered the chat
Have entered the chat
November 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Henry Kissinger and Aung San Suu Kyi
Have entered the chat
Have entered the chat
The children yearn for the mines
November 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The children yearn for the mines
T'was the witch of november come stealin'
November 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
T'was the witch of november come stealin'
Fuck off you patronising cunt
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Fuck off you patronising cunt
Eat it you f*$cking cowards
November 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Eat it you f*$cking cowards
And a wave broke over the railing
November 2, 2025 at 9:45 AM
And a wave broke over the railing
It'll start oozing from your nose and ears just in time for Halloween
October 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
It'll start oozing from your nose and ears just in time for Halloween