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fennret.bsky.social
June 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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eve6.bsky.social
If you had love in your heart and listened to at least one CD today you did alright
March 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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useless.pet
god sticks the pretties of tgirls in the middlest of nowhere’s
February 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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ifranksart.bsky.social
Rub a dub dub
Send more guys to my tub

Newest completed self portrait!

#queerart #gayart #watercolor
Watercolor self portrait. Cleaning myself in the bath tub.
February 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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outsidewolves.bsky.social
Illustration of a cartoon coyote looking at the viewer whilst gesticulating with his paws under his chin and waving with insouciant whimsy. He says "opposable thumbs? I'm not opposed to them at all" The word yotie is drawn below him. Two cartoon canines sit in easy chairs next to a television monitor displaying the SMPTE countdown leader, stuck on the numeral 2. The first is sweating and says "my...what large thumbs you have..." The second says "The better to judge that sequel, my dear..." He is giving a "thumbs down" gesture. A illustration of a cartoon wolf and a cartoon bear tepidly thumb wrestling in an arena. Behind them hang the flags of the united states and the soviet union. There are black bars at the top and bottom of the image, giving it the look of a letterboxed movie still.
February 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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leftatlondon.com
me pissed off at my malnourished furry wife: *sigh* fine. yeah. youre bunney rabbit. whatever gets u to eat ur vegetables
January 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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mucknagabe.bsky.social
popular store
January 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man pleads "QUICK! Lin-Manuel Miranda! You need to compose the rap that will save our democracy!" Miranda shows up in a powdered wig with a mic and raps "call that procedure, the theatre to follow the leader" to the delight of the liberals surrounding him. One says "my God! he's rewritten Robert's Rules of Order as a 10 hour Hip=Hop odyssey." One point to a ground of conservatives and says "all the MAGA hillbillies are enchanted by his wordplay and dense rhyme schemes." The conservatives start crying and embracing, a man says "look! they're having tearful mea culpas about the true nature of freedom."
January 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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murderxbryan.bsky.social
I also found a guy that the fart forum said “please stop posting your farts” and he keeps defiantly posting them
January 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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murderxbryan.bsky.social
Hoooooly shit, I just took a look at the Mensa subreddit for the smart guys episode and these people are huge nerds
January 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
there's a car driving around brooklyn today with the words "Learn How to Park! ASS" vandalized on the side of it. if you happen to see this car please know that it's god's way of smiling upon you
January 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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junlper.beer
whoever convinced executives at walgreens that customers would love going up to doors and having to open them to find out they are empty is the greatest grifter of all time. just a masterclass
January 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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romecartoons.bsky.social
out at the wharf!! ☀️
June 24, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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bombsfall.bsky.social
found the terrace where everyone was watching you
January 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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murderxbryan.bsky.social
The next run of guys is so silly

We are doing
Fart Guys
Smart Guys
Tool Guys
TooL guys

This will be my masterpiece
January 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man walks into his apartment and says "glad to be home from work. time to change." He undergoes a Sailor Moon-like magical girl transformation, where a star pendant erupts into pink ribbons that cover his body and turn into his home clothes, a tattered Ween shirt and dirty sweatpants.
December 18, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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mariobrothblog.bsky.social
Donkey Kong 64 contains an extremely bizarre unused animation of Donkey Kong floating awkwardly in mid-air. The demo version reveals what the animation was meant to look like, with him undulating wildly during it, which is equally bizarre and unexplained.
December 16, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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pop2hotzz.bsky.social
He thinks we're going to the park (we're going to the vet)
December 13, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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junlper.beer
winter night walks are great for freaks like me who enjoy a desolate wasteland with no one around and nothing but howling frost wind belting your face freezing you half to death. it’s refreshing
December 11, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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tallbart.com
Holy shit... I just listened to Dark Side of the Moon on an edible and I swear it perfectly synced up with the music that was playing in my headphones
December 6, 2024 at 4:40 AM
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cfdrifbl00m.bsky.social
i just want olives man...
two panel screenshot from a one piece scene panel one: luffy yelling "say you want o live" panel two: nico robin crying while saying "i want o live"
December 4, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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jtp.bsky.social
biden should pardon this guy to take the attention off of him pardoning his son
December 4, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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wokedilbert.bsky.social
Sad but true!
December 3, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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birdrespecter.bsky.social
they're gatekeeping crack groups on x the everything app
December 4, 2024 at 1:29 AM