Jason the punk puppeteer guy
@feltheadpuppets.bsky.social
I’m at the back rail in GA in a yellow Built to Spill shirt. Come fight me, I need to feel something
Watching Alf and Immigration Officers just stopped by and said “it’s illegal for us to arrest legal aliens” which isn’t something an Immigration Officer would say in 2025 in America. Anyways, fuck ICE
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Watching Alf and Immigration Officers just stopped by and said “it’s illegal for us to arrest legal aliens” which isn’t something an Immigration Officer would say in 2025 in America. Anyways, fuck ICE
Alf: “don’t look at me, I just honk the horn”
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Alf: “don’t look at me, I just honk the horn”
Songs I have an unusual reaction to hearing live: Phish “My Friend, My Friend”
Winter 2015, I was listening to it on headphones when my apartment was broken into and I unknowingly fended off armed robbers and have suffered PTSD ever since. Fucks me up at concerts, man.
Winter 2015, I was listening to it on headphones when my apartment was broken into and I unknowingly fended off armed robbers and have suffered PTSD ever since. Fucks me up at concerts, man.
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Songs I have an unusual reaction to hearing live: Phish “My Friend, My Friend”
Winter 2015, I was listening to it on headphones when my apartment was broken into and I unknowingly fended off armed robbers and have suffered PTSD ever since. Fucks me up at concerts, man.
Winter 2015, I was listening to it on headphones when my apartment was broken into and I unknowingly fended off armed robbers and have suffered PTSD ever since. Fucks me up at concerts, man.
“Flint sharpens flint,” I cry as I search to be my best only to find out these local stand-ups aren’t flint, they’re barely a damp loaf of bread
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
“Flint sharpens flint,” I cry as I search to be my best only to find out these local stand-ups aren’t flint, they’re barely a damp loaf of bread
Open mic posture:
“Waymo? I’d rather we have Less, Mo”
“Waymo? I’d rather we have Less, Mo”
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Open mic posture:
“Waymo? I’d rather we have Less, Mo”
“Waymo? I’d rather we have Less, Mo”
Reposted by Jason the punk puppeteer guy
Every time I see a cyber truck I am reminded that I've never seen a Cyber truck with someone in the passenger seat.
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Every time I see a cyber truck I am reminded that I've never seen a Cyber truck with someone in the passenger seat.
The fuck is this colonialist bullshit? I don’t even know what direction to focus my anger. Goddamn this fucking asshole.
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The fuck is this colonialist bullshit? I don’t even know what direction to focus my anger. Goddamn this fucking asshole.
Saw a Waymo in a residential area of San Antonio today, so, fantasies of violently dispatching a Waymo into the river have been running through my head
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Saw a Waymo in a residential area of San Antonio today, so, fantasies of violently dispatching a Waymo into the river have been running through my head
I don’t think it’s normal to be this irritated with everyone but I am and everyone’s irritating as fuck
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I don’t think it’s normal to be this irritated with everyone but I am and everyone’s irritating as fuck
Oh boy, work is having an end-of-year party on January 11. What the actual fuck?! Don’t gaslight me about when the year is over. Jesus Christ. Jesus Fucking Christ!
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Oh boy, work is having an end-of-year party on January 11. What the actual fuck?! Don’t gaslight me about when the year is over. Jesus Christ. Jesus Fucking Christ!
At our monthly all department meeting they’re making tables cheer to compete for who is loudest. No one fucking wants this and management is a bunch of antisocial manipulators. Jesus didn’t die so I have to tolerate this dehumanizing bullshit.
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
At our monthly all department meeting they’re making tables cheer to compete for who is loudest. No one fucking wants this and management is a bunch of antisocial manipulators. Jesus didn’t die so I have to tolerate this dehumanizing bullshit.
No one at work understands the concept of egress for fire safety
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
No one at work understands the concept of egress for fire safety
There’s some weird private security(?) guy on a bike in downtown San Antonio, usually on a bike, and a green uniform. I tend to see him near the new Express News building and I don’t know what he’s up to but he’s sketchy as fuck, even for a rent-a-cop
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
There’s some weird private security(?) guy on a bike in downtown San Antonio, usually on a bike, and a green uniform. I tend to see him near the new Express News building and I don’t know what he’s up to but he’s sketchy as fuck, even for a rent-a-cop
Fuck, couldn’t sneak away from this work pot luck thing. No one should want to eat with their coworkers. Jesus didn’t die so I have to pretend like the sales department aren’t a bunch of sociopaths
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Fuck, couldn’t sneak away from this work pot luck thing. No one should want to eat with their coworkers. Jesus didn’t die so I have to pretend like the sales department aren’t a bunch of sociopaths
Jesus Christ, this weird remade title sequence for Garfield & Friends makes me want to pluck out my eyes. And they just stand there, the animation is all fucked.
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Jesus Christ, this weird remade title sequence for Garfield & Friends makes me want to pluck out my eyes. And they just stand there, the animation is all fucked.
This for my Texan homies
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This for my Texan homies
I live in a Ben Garrison cartoon
October 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I live in a Ben Garrison cartoon
Oh, this Unknown Mortal Orchestra album about polyamory is REALLY about polyamory
October 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Oh, this Unknown Mortal Orchestra album about polyamory is REALLY about polyamory
“The biggest risk you take as a bank is not taking risks”
Turns out I don’t understand banking and the purpose of risky behavior
Turns out I don’t understand banking and the purpose of risky behavior
October 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“The biggest risk you take as a bank is not taking risks”
Turns out I don’t understand banking and the purpose of risky behavior
Turns out I don’t understand banking and the purpose of risky behavior
Listening to a bank conference and they’re all fucked up on their own Kool Aid. Just pissed about regulations and cozying up with fascism for profit.
October 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Listening to a bank conference and they’re all fucked up on their own Kool Aid. Just pissed about regulations and cozying up with fascism for profit.
Hey San Antonio people planning on protesting in a frog suit, the highs in Portland have been around 60 degrees, please don’t die in a frog suit in the south Texas heat
October 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Hey San Antonio people planning on protesting in a frog suit, the highs in Portland have been around 60 degrees, please don’t die in a frog suit in the south Texas heat
Love a great Pagliacci joke
October 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Love a great Pagliacci joke
Gotta get into therapy to learn how to take a compliment and how to function during the rapid rise of an authoritarian state
October 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Gotta get into therapy to learn how to take a compliment and how to function during the rapid rise of an authoritarian state
The r/LSD group is always full of fun posts. Trip reports, people actively spiraling out in the middle of an acid trip trying to use a Reddit forum to maintain sanity, and pictures of mundane trees and puddles that people post because it’s blowing their mind.
October 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The r/LSD group is always full of fun posts. Trip reports, people actively spiraling out in the middle of an acid trip trying to use a Reddit forum to maintain sanity, and pictures of mundane trees and puddles that people post because it’s blowing their mind.
Petty Jason has emerged and is now harassing a collections agency who thought my number was another person. I’m just calling them back and hanging up when a person answers. Wasting their time. Frustrating them.
October 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Petty Jason has emerged and is now harassing a collections agency who thought my number was another person. I’m just calling them back and hanging up when a person answers. Wasting their time. Frustrating them.