Jason the punk puppeteer guy
@feltheadpuppets.bsky.social
I’m at the back rail in GA in a yellow Built to Spill shirt. Come fight me, I need to feel something
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Billionaires are a self-alienating race of people, they don’t want to be treated like everyone else
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Billionaires are a self-alienating race of people, they don’t want to be treated like everyone else
Jesus’ death was ruled “suicide by God”
December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Jesus’ death was ruled “suicide by God”
Tired: getting blocked by Dean Cain
Wired: getting banned from r/Waymo
Wired: getting banned from r/Waymo
December 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Tired: getting blocked by Dean Cain
Wired: getting banned from r/Waymo
Wired: getting banned from r/Waymo
Got kicked out of r/Waymo for being a dick, guess I have no choice but to write that script
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Got kicked out of r/Waymo for being a dick, guess I have no choice but to write that script
Procrastinanrgy - when you should be writing but you’re being angry online instead
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Procrastinanrgy - when you should be writing but you’re being angry online instead
Pitch: Johnny Appleseed but it’s just me going up to people telling them to stop using AI
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Pitch: Johnny Appleseed but it’s just me going up to people telling them to stop using AI
Society should allow driverless taxis only if we can sacrifice one billionaire a year into a volcano
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Society should allow driverless taxis only if we can sacrifice one billionaire a year into a volcano
Waymo? I think you mean “way mo’ of these robotaxis set on fire to save humanity
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Waymo? I think you mean “way mo’ of these robotaxis set on fire to save humanity
Vandalizing a Waymo is a victimless crime
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Vandalizing a Waymo is a victimless crime
Dude, I accidentally found a Reddit group of people who love Waymo. I wish God hadn’t promised to never flood the earth again. You fucked up, God!
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Dude, I accidentally found a Reddit group of people who love Waymo. I wish God hadn’t promised to never flood the earth again. You fucked up, God!
San Antonio, whatcha doing this weekend? Wanna see a rock and roll comedian?
December 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
San Antonio, whatcha doing this weekend? Wanna see a rock and roll comedian?
“Good morning” is propaganda by morning people to gaslight normal people into pretending this waking up early bullshit is normal
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
“Good morning” is propaganda by morning people to gaslight normal people into pretending this waking up early bullshit is normal
Watching a heist movie* and having mad anxiety when everything is going well
*11 Harrowhouse with Charles Grodin and Candice Bergen
*11 Harrowhouse with Charles Grodin and Candice Bergen
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Watching a heist movie* and having mad anxiety when everything is going well
*11 Harrowhouse with Charles Grodin and Candice Bergen
*11 Harrowhouse with Charles Grodin and Candice Bergen
I’ve never met someone who owns a hotel who is a rational, relatable human being who made my job easier.
Hashtag: eat the rich
Hashtag: eat the rich
December 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I’ve never met someone who owns a hotel who is a rational, relatable human being who made my job easier.
Hashtag: eat the rich
Hashtag: eat the rich
Watching Alf and Immigration Officers just stopped by and said “it’s illegal for us to arrest legal aliens” which isn’t something an Immigration Officer would say in 2025 in America. Anyways, fuck ICE
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Watching Alf and Immigration Officers just stopped by and said “it’s illegal for us to arrest legal aliens” which isn’t something an Immigration Officer would say in 2025 in America. Anyways, fuck ICE
Alf: “don’t look at me, I just honk the horn”
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Alf: “don’t look at me, I just honk the horn”
Songs I have an unusual reaction to hearing live: Phish “My Friend, My Friend”
Winter 2015, I was listening to it on headphones when my apartment was broken into and I unknowingly fended off armed robbers and have suffered PTSD ever since. Fucks me up at concerts, man.
Winter 2015, I was listening to it on headphones when my apartment was broken into and I unknowingly fended off armed robbers and have suffered PTSD ever since. Fucks me up at concerts, man.
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Songs I have an unusual reaction to hearing live: Phish “My Friend, My Friend”
Winter 2015, I was listening to it on headphones when my apartment was broken into and I unknowingly fended off armed robbers and have suffered PTSD ever since. Fucks me up at concerts, man.
Winter 2015, I was listening to it on headphones when my apartment was broken into and I unknowingly fended off armed robbers and have suffered PTSD ever since. Fucks me up at concerts, man.
“Flint sharpens flint,” I cry as I search to be my best only to find out these local stand-ups aren’t flint, they’re barely a damp loaf of bread
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
“Flint sharpens flint,” I cry as I search to be my best only to find out these local stand-ups aren’t flint, they’re barely a damp loaf of bread
Open mic posture:
“Waymo? I’d rather we have Less, Mo”
“Waymo? I’d rather we have Less, Mo”
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Open mic posture:
“Waymo? I’d rather we have Less, Mo”
“Waymo? I’d rather we have Less, Mo”
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Every time I see a cyber truck I am reminded that I've never seen a Cyber truck with someone in the passenger seat.
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Every time I see a cyber truck I am reminded that I've never seen a Cyber truck with someone in the passenger seat.
The fuck is this colonialist bullshit? I don’t even know what direction to focus my anger. Goddamn this fucking asshole.
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The fuck is this colonialist bullshit? I don’t even know what direction to focus my anger. Goddamn this fucking asshole.
Saw a Waymo in a residential area of San Antonio today, so, fantasies of violently dispatching a Waymo into the river have been running through my head
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Saw a Waymo in a residential area of San Antonio today, so, fantasies of violently dispatching a Waymo into the river have been running through my head
I don’t think it’s normal to be this irritated with everyone but I am and everyone’s irritating as fuck
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I don’t think it’s normal to be this irritated with everyone but I am and everyone’s irritating as fuck
Oh boy, work is having an end-of-year party on January 11. What the actual fuck?! Don’t gaslight me about when the year is over. Jesus Christ. Jesus Fucking Christ!
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Oh boy, work is having an end-of-year party on January 11. What the actual fuck?! Don’t gaslight me about when the year is over. Jesus Christ. Jesus Fucking Christ!
At our monthly all department meeting they’re making tables cheer to compete for who is loudest. No one fucking wants this and management is a bunch of antisocial manipulators. Jesus didn’t die so I have to tolerate this dehumanizing bullshit.
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
At our monthly all department meeting they’re making tables cheer to compete for who is loudest. No one fucking wants this and management is a bunch of antisocial manipulators. Jesus didn’t die so I have to tolerate this dehumanizing bullshit.