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I have never known what to do with these. He/him. I play #FABtcg now.
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My neighbor's cat? It's yours, if you want it! Search for it! I left it in a small village in the Alps.
October 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My neighbor's cat? It's yours, if you want it! Search for it! I left it in a small village in the Alps.
I think this is kinda the only reasonable response to this dude.
October 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I think this is kinda the only reasonable response to this dude.
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Tony Hawk's Pro Tactics Advance
July 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Tony Hawk's Pro Tactics Advance
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special good morning to all the fellas who have always hated nazis
this also drives me insane, this idea that it is the most normal thing in the world for a young (white) man to have a nazi curious phase. it isn’t!
October 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
special good morning to all the fellas who have always hated nazis
I improvised a final presentation I forgot to prepare for in one of my classes entirely based on the fact that I found a quarter in my pocket and I could do stuff with my hands during it to distract people from the fact that I was yammering about hot nonsense.
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
October 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I improvised a final presentation I forgot to prepare for in one of my classes entirely based on the fact that I found a quarter in my pocket and I could do stuff with my hands during it to distract people from the fact that I was yammering about hot nonsense.
"I love to drive to work in my car" sounds fun right, now replace car with wet burrito
an unfortunate irony about this post - and even if you are the staunchest anti-ai critic out there, i think you’d agree - is that some of the most bigoted things are being said to respond to this. copy/pasting phrasing and terminology used by bigots but replacing “dna” with “bits” doesn’t make it ok
i’m completely serious when i say that much of the dismissive ai discourse on here fires the bigotry neuron
October 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
"I love to drive to work in my car" sounds fun right, now replace car with wet burrito
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999: 9 Innings, 9 Dogs, 9 Beers
“Have you heard about the Curse of the Bambino, Junpei? I read about it once in a magazine…”
“Have you heard about the Curse of the Bambino, Junpei? I read about it once in a magazine…”
@janochoa.bsky.social the Phillies are officially offering the challenge
October 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
999: 9 Innings, 9 Dogs, 9 Beers
“Have you heard about the Curse of the Bambino, Junpei? I read about it once in a magazine…”
“Have you heard about the Curse of the Bambino, Junpei? I read about it once in a magazine…”
Why is car shopping a nightmare who let it be like this
September 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Why is car shopping a nightmare who let it be like this
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September 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Missed kamen rider build's anniversary but it got me thinking about the time banjou ryuuga's actor posted "i am iron man" on instagram to which sento's actor replied "no." and later posted pictures of himself in an iron man costume to flex, which would have been an all-timer banjou sento bit
September 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Missed kamen rider build's anniversary but it got me thinking about the time banjou ryuuga's actor posted "i am iron man" on instagram to which sento's actor replied "no." and later posted pictures of himself in an iron man costume to flex, which would have been an all-timer banjou sento bit
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Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
August 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
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Post a non-religious photo you think of as Holy.
August 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as Holy.
I, like a genius, have decided to get into two fighting games at the same time so I have to go through finding a main twice
August 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I, like a genius, have decided to get into two fighting games at the same time so I have to go through finding a main twice
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A bugman in neutral: Kamen Rider 555
A bugman blocking: Kamen Rider 444
A bugman dashing: Kamen Rider 666
A bugman blocking: Kamen Rider 444
A bugman dashing: Kamen Rider 666
August 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
A bugman in neutral: Kamen Rider 555
A bugman blocking: Kamen Rider 444
A bugman dashing: Kamen Rider 666
A bugman blocking: Kamen Rider 444
A bugman dashing: Kamen Rider 666
Sky Captain, obviously.
August 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Sky Captain, obviously.
It's just my phone background. I've had this for a couple years and I don't remember where I got it at this point, which sucks because I think it rocks.
July 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It's just my phone background. I've had this for a couple years and I don't remember where I got it at this point, which sucks because I think it rocks.
Wait this WASN'T a joke?!?
thank you, muckraking journalists of the bari weiss tribune, for exposing the awesome stuff zohran mamdani has tweeted about like abolishing medical bills and seizing the property of millionaires
July 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Wait this WASN'T a joke?!?
The way I've always thought about it is it's kind of a tradeoff, lighter systems (can) allow more expessive in the moment play, but playing around with a build is also a super fun form of player expression even if it's not happening in the moment at the table.
crunchy RPGs are actually more accessible for some people - not everyone is good at the collaborative storytelling side of tabletop and some folks find escape in character builds
July 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The way I've always thought about it is it's kind of a tradeoff, lighter systems (can) allow more expessive in the moment play, but playing around with a build is also a super fun form of player expression even if it's not happening in the moment at the table.
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I regret to inform you that I know you rejected it but Google news has informed me Metroidbrania has at least partially breached containment
thinkygames.com/features/met...
I regret to inform you that I know you rejected it but Google news has informed me Metroidbrania has at least partially breached containment
thinkygames.com/features/met...
Metroidbrainia: An in-depth exploration of knowledge-gated games · Thinky Games
Thinky Games presents a definitive guide to metroidbrania games: What they are, how different games explore the idea in their own way, and a list of our favorites.
thinkygames.com
July 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
@patrickklepek.bsky.social @remapradio.bsky.social @gameonysus.bsky.social @robzacny.bsky.social @cado.bsky.social
I regret to inform you that I know you rejected it but Google news has informed me Metroidbrania has at least partially breached containment
thinkygames.com/features/met...
I regret to inform you that I know you rejected it but Google news has informed me Metroidbrania has at least partially breached containment
thinkygames.com/features/met...
I realized I should give this wider release, you should all watch this.
You all mentioned hot chip which means I am legally required to post this, one of the strangest and best music videos I've ever watched
youtu.be/EvSjYYep3t4?...
youtu.be/EvSjYYep3t4?...
Hot Chip - I Feel Better (Official Video) (HD)
YouTube video by HotChipVEVO
youtu.be
July 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I realized I should give this wider release, you should all watch this.
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So this is a hot take but I think if you're running a podcast that gets praised for how good it is at research I shouldn't be able to look at the nature of your evidence and immediately know how bad it is. Yes I did just finish blowback season 2 why do you ask
June 29, 2025 at 6:40 AM
So this is a hot take but I think if you're running a podcast that gets praised for how good it is at research I shouldn't be able to look at the nature of your evidence and immediately know how bad it is. Yes I did just finish blowback season 2 why do you ask
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I am watching the documentary about Alex Jones and I actually think all the Sandy Hook parents should be able to kick him in the dick and balls constantly for the rest of his life.
June 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I am watching the documentary about Alex Jones and I actually think all the Sandy Hook parents should be able to kick him in the dick and balls constantly for the rest of his life.
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Dudes rock
What I mean when I say I want masculinity without toxicity
June 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Dudes rock