Captain Fantastic
@faumwerk162.bsky.social
Raised and Regimented
Hardly a hero
Hardly a hero
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I mean how is this not photo of the year already?
February 7, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I mean how is this not photo of the year already?
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I suspect that a name that appears frequently in the Epstein files, and that is likely being meticulously redacted is….
Pamela Bondi.
Pamela Bondi.
February 7, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I suspect that a name that appears frequently in the Epstein files, and that is likely being meticulously redacted is….
Pamela Bondi.
Pamela Bondi.
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Donald Trump's racism is why Republicans voted for him.
February 7, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Donald Trump's racism is why Republicans voted for him.
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
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Anyway. The point is don't have impostor syndrome because someone who went to an Ivy says they know more than you. They don't. They just got into pedo club
February 5, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Anyway. The point is don't have impostor syndrome because someone who went to an Ivy says they know more than you. They don't. They just got into pedo club
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This you, trashass?
February 5, 2026 at 5:56 PM
This you, trashass?
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and coming up next at the national prayer breakfast we have this golden calf that we’re all worshiping now, lets get those hands in the air for the golden calf everybody
February 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
and coming up next at the national prayer breakfast we have this golden calf that we’re all worshiping now, lets get those hands in the air for the golden calf everybody
The right is full of cowards.
Another Trump supporter tries to start funk with peaceful protesting kids… then realizes he doesn’t want the smoke.
www.instagram.com/reel/DUXW6qM...
www.instagram.com/reel/DUXW6qM...
February 5, 2026 at 1:24 PM
The right is full of cowards.
Check Rogans hard drives, he’s a fucking pedophile
Utterly disgusting. It's men like these that women choose the bear.
Here's Joe Rogan and his friend the thumb doing the best they can to normalize Epstein's "partying" with underage girls. Hey, MOST of them weren't 13, so what's the big deal?🤮
Epstein literally argued that the age of consent was different across countries and cultures to justify his abuse.
Epstein literally argued that the age of consent was different across countries and cultures to justify his abuse.
February 5, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Check Rogans hard drives, he’s a fucking pedophile
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independent media or bust.
February 4, 2026 at 3:10 PM
independent media or bust.
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watch us, bitch
This is an absolute threat. “You’re not going to stop ICE. You’re not going to stop Border Patrol.”
Said with the cool casual tone of a sociopath.
Said with the cool casual tone of a sociopath.
February 4, 2026 at 2:33 PM
watch us, bitch
This fucking cunt
This cunt has seen everything!
Every day she makes the choice to protect the offenders.
Every. Fucking. Day.
Every day she makes the choice to protect the offenders.
Every. Fucking. Day.
February 4, 2026 at 11:46 AM
This fucking cunt
A Nation led by pedophiles
One by one, Europeans mentioned in the Epstein files who still hold political office are beginning to resign or are being forced out of office.
Meanwhile, ruled by an administration almost entirely made up of Epstein associates, the US carries on as if nothing really happened.
Meanwhile, ruled by an administration almost entirely made up of Epstein associates, the US carries on as if nothing really happened.
February 4, 2026 at 11:42 AM
A Nation led by pedophiles
Spot fucking on
Republicans come in three categories:
PEDOPHILE - more and more are qualifying daily under this category
PEDOPHILE FRIENDLY - those who actively cover for Pedophiles
PEDOPHILE ENABLER - those who still support and offer aide and comfort to pedophiles
PEDOPHILE - more and more are qualifying daily under this category
PEDOPHILE FRIENDLY - those who actively cover for Pedophiles
PEDOPHILE ENABLER - those who still support and offer aide and comfort to pedophiles
February 3, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Spot fucking on
I don’t know what’s worse. Waking up next to lil Stephen Miller or waking up and being Katie Miller?
February 3, 2026 at 9:40 AM
I don’t know what’s worse. Waking up next to lil Stephen Miller or waking up and being Katie Miller?
Fucking animals
horrible GUILTY humans...
SHAME SHAME SHAME on both of them
SHAME SHAME SHAME on both of them
February 3, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Fucking animals
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They don’t call molested boys “underage men”, right?
February 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
They don’t call molested boys “underage men”, right?
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THEY ATE HUMAN FLESH.” What 21 year old Gabriela Rico Jimenez screamed in panic was dismissed as hysteria.
Now, with #EpsteinFiles surfacing, those words sound less insane and more terrifying.
She vanished that same night & her story.
Epstein’s network shows how easily the powerful erase people.
Now, with #EpsteinFiles surfacing, those words sound less insane and more terrifying.
She vanished that same night & her story.
Epstein’s network shows how easily the powerful erase people.
January 31, 2026 at 10:53 PM
THEY ATE HUMAN FLESH.” What 21 year old Gabriela Rico Jimenez screamed in panic was dismissed as hysteria.
Now, with #EpsteinFiles surfacing, those words sound less insane and more terrifying.
She vanished that same night & her story.
Epstein’s network shows how easily the powerful erase people.
Now, with #EpsteinFiles surfacing, those words sound less insane and more terrifying.
She vanished that same night & her story.
Epstein’s network shows how easily the powerful erase people.
They made fucking snuff films!
February 1, 2026 at 2:15 PM
They made fucking snuff films!
If he shows up at a daycare. Punch him in his pedophile face. Please
February 1, 2026 at 12:22 PM
If he shows up at a daycare. Punch him in his pedophile face. Please
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Everyone who works for ICE is a child predator and needs to be put on public lists.
NEW: School hallways are silent. Grandparents patrol outside in shifts. Two more kids taken from Liam Ramos' school.
Trump isn't deescalating ICE at all at MN schools.
“I stopped wearing my high heels to work. I wear my boots to work because I have had to run." www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-mi...
Trump isn't deescalating ICE at all at MN schools.
“I stopped wearing my high heels to work. I wear my boots to work because I have had to run." www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-mi...
ICE Is Circling Minnesota Schools, Looking For Children to Take
Liam Ramos, 5, isn’t the only child in detention. Teachers and parents describe kids being hunted by federal agents.
www.huffpost.com
January 31, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Everyone who works for ICE is a child predator and needs to be put on public lists.
Every fucking one of these assholes
DUDE REMEMBER THIS LMAO. This is literally everything wrong with journalism wrapped neatly in one post.
Nuzzi, Bowles, Weiss, and the fucking NYT sucking em all off. Pedos, pedo lovers, and pedo defenders.
Nuzzi, Bowles, Weiss, and the fucking NYT sucking em all off. Pedos, pedo lovers, and pedo defenders.
January 31, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Every fucking one of these assholes
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“bari weiss’s wife in the epstein files” is simply too perfect
If I have the right Nellie Bowles, the partner in question is Bari Weiss
January 31, 2026 at 4:12 PM
“bari weiss’s wife in the epstein files” is simply too perfect