Fatty Scott
@fattyscott.bsky.social
I noticed you noticed the plastic badge. That’s right, I’m a Jr. Marshall at the local Dairy Queen.
It’s really cool that YouTubeTV is going to give me a $20 credit for not providing the service that I paid for. But instead of just giving it back, they’re letting me do a mini quest. All I have to do is go to the bridge and answer the Troll’s riddle three. They knew I loved extra tasks.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It’s really cool that YouTubeTV is going to give me a $20 credit for not providing the service that I paid for. But instead of just giving it back, they’re letting me do a mini quest. All I have to do is go to the bridge and answer the Troll’s riddle three. They knew I loved extra tasks.
John Cornyn can fuck himself too
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
John Cornyn can fuck himself too
“We invented the telephone.”
What the fuck did you just say to me, Luke Wilson?
What the fuck did you just say to me, Luke Wilson?
November 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
“We invented the telephone.”
What the fuck did you just say to me, Luke Wilson?
What the fuck did you just say to me, Luke Wilson?
Hey, Bob Iger, go fuck yourself
November 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hey, Bob Iger, go fuck yourself
A hot take that I have for absolutely no reason at all: butterfly bandages should be stickier.
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
A hot take that I have for absolutely no reason at all: butterfly bandages should be stickier.
PSA: Taco John’s is offering free meals to anyone affected by the government shutdown or SNAP benefits ending.
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
PSA: Taco John’s is offering free meals to anyone affected by the government shutdown or SNAP benefits ending.
Fucking nerds named their team after a boat in a landlocked state. How smart can they really be?
a man in a red jersey is sitting in a locker room with the words nerds written on his face .
ALT: a man in a red jersey is sitting in a locker room with the words nerds written on his face .
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Fucking nerds named their team after a boat in a landlocked state. How smart can they really be?
Nate Bargatze is a fucking hack
October 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Nate Bargatze is a fucking hack
We are in Columbia for my buddy’s 40th. W is staying at my parents for the night. He loves hanging out with Poppa. They’re doing good
October 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
We are in Columbia for my buddy’s 40th. W is staying at my parents for the night. He loves hanging out with Poppa. They’re doing good
Just a quick wellness check. I’m ok. I’m not. But I’m ok.
The basement has gone silent while my husband is watching the MU game and I’m afraid to check on him
October 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Just a quick wellness check. I’m ok. I’m not. But I’m ok.
Oh I fucking hate you, #7
September 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Oh I fucking hate you, #7
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Every time Harrison Butker misses a kick a woman gets admitted to college.
September 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Every time Harrison Butker misses a kick a woman gets admitted to college.
Hey @marissasays.bsky.social I have an idea
Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
September 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Hey @marissasays.bsky.social I have an idea
I shall not weep for the fall of an evil man
September 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I shall not weep for the fall of an evil man
W would love this. @marissasays.bsky.social would have some questions
September 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
W would love this. @marissasays.bsky.social would have some questions
August 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Just came across this sound on TikTok:
“Your tongue knows what everything feels like. Look around the room. Imagine what it would be like to lick that. And your tongue immediately knows what it would feel like.”
I’m not even high. But this breaking my god damn brain.
“Your tongue knows what everything feels like. Look around the room. Imagine what it would be like to lick that. And your tongue immediately knows what it would feel like.”
I’m not even high. But this breaking my god damn brain.
August 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Just came across this sound on TikTok:
“Your tongue knows what everything feels like. Look around the room. Imagine what it would be like to lick that. And your tongue immediately knows what it would feel like.”
I’m not even high. But this breaking my god damn brain.
“Your tongue knows what everything feels like. Look around the room. Imagine what it would be like to lick that. And your tongue immediately knows what it would feel like.”
I’m not even high. But this breaking my god damn brain.
Front page of ESPN
August 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Front page of ESPN
Wrestlemania 33 was the worst one. #fuckorlando
August 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Wrestlemania 33 was the worst one. #fuckorlando
Worlds of Fun > Disney World. #fuckorlando
August 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Worlds of Fun > Disney World. #fuckorlando
Orlando is a trash place full of trash people. Fight me
August 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Orlando is a trash place full of trash people. Fight me
There are so many things you do right, @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social but today was an embarrassment. Announcing a delay 1 minute before kick. Providing no in stadium updates. Providing no social media updates. This is a day you should be ashamed of.
August 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
There are so many things you do right, @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social but today was an embarrassment. Announcing a delay 1 minute before kick. Providing no in stadium updates. Providing no social media updates. This is a day you should be ashamed of.