Fatty Scott
@fattyscott.bsky.social
I noticed you noticed the plastic badge. That’s right, I’m a Jr. Marshall at the local Dairy Queen.
I really wanted to start the conversation with “Hey Cody, show her your Penis Gate!” But thought that could cause issues lol
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I really wanted to start the conversation with “Hey Cody, show her your Penis Gate!” But thought that could cause issues lol
I don’t want to spoil it, but it’s a “well hung” gate.
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I don’t want to spoil it, but it’s a “well hung” gate.
Hey @codybtapp.bsky.social show her the gate in your fence
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Hey @codybtapp.bsky.social show her the gate in your fence
Just give me my $20 back, dickhead
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Just give me my $20 back, dickhead
Like, seriously. This is after they sent me three emails telling me they were gonna send me this email. The troll is probably easier to deal with than whatever fresh hell this will be
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Like, seriously. This is after they sent me three emails telling me they were gonna send me this email. The troll is probably easier to deal with than whatever fresh hell this will be
I only learned his name moments ago. He just ran an ad during the MU game about funding ICE.
November 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I only learned his name moments ago. He just ran an ad during the MU game about funding ICE.
I’m not sure if we do in the basement outside of YTTV. We have an antenna upstairs that works great but it doesn’t work at all downstairs. But I appreciate the heads up!
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I’m not sure if we do in the basement outside of YTTV. We have an antenna upstairs that works great but it doesn’t work at all downstairs. But I appreciate the heads up!
It’s the fucking worst.
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It’s the fucking worst.
We have all the streamings. I have YTTV. Can’t get ESPN there. So I go to their dogshit app. Which I fucking pay for that too! Can’t get football there. I just want to have a cocktail and watch Mizzou do wildass Mizzou shit for a couple hours
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
We have all the streamings. I have YTTV. Can’t get ESPN there. So I go to their dogshit app. Which I fucking pay for that too! Can’t get football there. I just want to have a cocktail and watch Mizzou do wildass Mizzou shit for a couple hours
Daylight Saving has been hard on us all
November 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Daylight Saving has been hard on us all
I think my calmness may have been the most disturbing part for some of the witnesses
November 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I think my calmness may have been the most disturbing part for some of the witnesses
Gorilla glue, gauze and duct tape may have been used initially yesterday. Much to some onlookers dismay.
November 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Gorilla glue, gauze and duct tape may have been used initially yesterday. Much to some onlookers dismay.
They’re currently a stop gap for the application of more sturdy measures. There may have been a pumpkin carving incident yesterday and I may have elected costume party over ER. Hypothetically of course
November 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
They’re currently a stop gap for the application of more sturdy measures. There may have been a pumpkin carving incident yesterday and I may have elected costume party over ER. Hypothetically of course
Sometimes that’s just not enough
November 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Sometimes that’s just not enough
I know @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social gets it.
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I know @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social gets it.
Congratulations!!!
November 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Congratulations!!!
We were having a nice time!
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
We were having a nice time!
Don’t forget to mention the cornbread muffins
October 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Don’t forget to mention the cornbread muffins