Alan Jewitt
@fatgeordie.bsky.social
I have completed this. About 10 mins work.
For those of you in the UK, especially if you are a UK citizen, can you please take part in the consultation on changes to Indefinite Leave to Remain (Settlement) that were just proposed by the UK government. We need as many people as possible to reject these proposals. www.gov.uk/government/c...
Earned settlement
The government is consulting on how the current settlement system should be reformed and how those reforms should be implemented.
www.gov.uk
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I have completed this. About 10 mins work.
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It would help so much if you could repost my 2026 calendars/etsy shop in my post above. Small handmade businesses are better than the big Black Friday malarkey. Thankyou so much 🌿
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It would help so much if you could repost my 2026 calendars/etsy shop in my post above. Small handmade businesses are better than the big Black Friday malarkey. Thankyou so much 🌿
It would be nice if we could get this up to a nice round 3 million...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
Petition: Do not introduce Digital ID cards
We demand that the UK Government immediately commits to not introducing a digital ID cards. There are reports that this is being looked at.
petition.parliament.uk
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It would be nice if we could get this up to a nice round 3 million...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
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Last chance to turn it off.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Last chance to turn it off.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
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When humans look at something we find beautiful our brains release dopamine, lifting mood & if we connect with what we're looking at oxytocin, giving us a sense of belonging.
A tiny posy I made in a thimble, with real flowers I grew👇
If you like it it'll alter your brain biochemistry for the better:
A tiny posy I made in a thimble, with real flowers I grew👇
If you like it it'll alter your brain biochemistry for the better:
October 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
When humans look at something we find beautiful our brains release dopamine, lifting mood & if we connect with what we're looking at oxytocin, giving us a sense of belonging.
A tiny posy I made in a thimble, with real flowers I grew👇
If you like it it'll alter your brain biochemistry for the better:
A tiny posy I made in a thimble, with real flowers I grew👇
If you like it it'll alter your brain biochemistry for the better:
Somebody out there must be interested in this. I know I am.
It's real. Not a garden ornament.
It's real. Not a garden ornament.
October 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Somebody out there must be interested in this. I know I am.
It's real. Not a garden ornament.
It's real. Not a garden ornament.
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I know I've asked this a few times recently but I've been very unwell for much of this year & am trying to get back on my feet again financially by teaching my workshops again alongside running my Etsy shop.
Please could you give my posts above/below about my workshop a RT if you have a moment?...🌿
Please could you give my posts above/below about my workshop a RT if you have a moment?...🌿
September 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I know I've asked this a few times recently but I've been very unwell for much of this year & am trying to get back on my feet again financially by teaching my workshops again alongside running my Etsy shop.
Please could you give my posts above/below about my workshop a RT if you have a moment?...🌿
Please could you give my posts above/below about my workshop a RT if you have a moment?...🌿
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See me live on tour!
I’m going to Leicester, Northampton, Bristol, Edinburgh, Newcastle, York, London, Birmingham, Manchester, Milton Keynes, Taunton, Southend-on-sea, Cambridge, Southampton, Leeds, Liverpool, Guildford and Brighton.
www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
I’m going to Leicester, Northampton, Bristol, Edinburgh, Newcastle, York, London, Birmingham, Manchester, Milton Keynes, Taunton, Southend-on-sea, Cambridge, Southampton, Leeds, Liverpool, Guildford and Brighton.
www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
September 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
See me live on tour!
I’m going to Leicester, Northampton, Bristol, Edinburgh, Newcastle, York, London, Birmingham, Manchester, Milton Keynes, Taunton, Southend-on-sea, Cambridge, Southampton, Leeds, Liverpool, Guildford and Brighton.
www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
I’m going to Leicester, Northampton, Bristol, Edinburgh, Newcastle, York, London, Birmingham, Manchester, Milton Keynes, Taunton, Southend-on-sea, Cambridge, Southampton, Leeds, Liverpool, Guildford and Brighton.
www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
All very interesting I'm sure, but what is it good for?
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August 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
All very interesting I'm sure, but what is it good for?
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I'm sad to say that since leaving Twitter/X my sales for live shows have dropped quite a lot - it turns out that even though it's a dreadful place it was still useful for getting the word out about events. So any shares / RTs of my posts about live shows are hugely appreciated!
August 6, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I'm sad to say that since leaving Twitter/X my sales for live shows have dropped quite a lot - it turns out that even though it's a dreadful place it was still useful for getting the word out about events. So any shares / RTs of my posts about live shows are hugely appreciated!
Some clarification needed here.
British winter fucking sucks.
July 24, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Some clarification needed here.
Politicians and the deprivation they have caused reasons UK public losing faith in politicians.
Not forrins Ange.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Not forrins Ange.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Immigration and deprivation reasons UK public losing faith in politicians, says Rayner
Deputy PM says government has to show it is helping people amid concerns about potential for renewed riots in England
www.theguardian.com
July 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Politicians and the deprivation they have caused reasons UK public losing faith in politicians.
Not forrins Ange.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Not forrins Ange.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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The building opposite Labour HQ has been covered with a large scene of devastation from Gaza, in protest at both the war and the approach to protest in the UK.
Stunt by ‘Led By Donkeys’.
Stunt by ‘Led By Donkeys’.
July 22, 2025 at 8:03 AM
The building opposite Labour HQ has been covered with a large scene of devastation from Gaza, in protest at both the war and the approach to protest in the UK.
Stunt by ‘Led By Donkeys’.
Stunt by ‘Led By Donkeys’.
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Seeing the fractal patterns of plants (even on a screen) shifts our brain activity from fight or flight to rest & digest due to ancient foraging pathways that are still very active in modern humans.
Here's your daily bunch of lovely twigs for your noggin-
late June floral snapshot from the garden🌿🧠:
Here's your daily bunch of lovely twigs for your noggin-
late June floral snapshot from the garden🌿🧠:
June 26, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Seeing the fractal patterns of plants (even on a screen) shifts our brain activity from fight or flight to rest & digest due to ancient foraging pathways that are still very active in modern humans.
Here's your daily bunch of lovely twigs for your noggin-
late June floral snapshot from the garden🌿🧠:
Here's your daily bunch of lovely twigs for your noggin-
late June floral snapshot from the garden🌿🧠:
Wow. If only she had just shot an unarmed black person instead, she could have kept her job.
Or failed her vetting check, or sexually harassed a colleague, or let someone die in custody. Or turned a blind eye to corruption. Anything really, just not online shopping while on duty.
Or failed her vetting check, or sexually harassed a colleague, or let someone die in custody. Or turned a blind eye to corruption. Anything really, just not online shopping while on duty.
April 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Wow. If only she had just shot an unarmed black person instead, she could have kept her job.
Or failed her vetting check, or sexually harassed a colleague, or let someone die in custody. Or turned a blind eye to corruption. Anything really, just not online shopping while on duty.
Or failed her vetting check, or sexually harassed a colleague, or let someone die in custody. Or turned a blind eye to corruption. Anything really, just not online shopping while on duty.
There's always a first time for me to agree with Badenough. And last, no doubt.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Kemi Badenoch ‘wants Liz Truss to shut up for a while’
Tory leader told shadow cabinet last week she wanted predecessor to stop making unhelpful interventions
www.theguardian.com
January 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
There's always a first time for me to agree with Badenough. And last, no doubt.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...