Alan Jewitt
fatgeordie.bsky.social
Alan Jewitt
@fatgeordie.bsky.social
Brilliant. Get a t-shirt with that on.
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Seems like you other chaps have got all the required replies covered. Well done.
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
"Ton croissant et dans la veranda."
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
FIIIIIIGHT!
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I came here to say pretty much this. Miller is much more dangerous given the huge destructive resources he has at his disposal.
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Same. Seems like MI5 or an informer can give evidence against you and only your special barrister can hear it. So you can be convicted of a terrorist offence without knowing what the evidence is?
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Give it up mate. I bet your sex life will improve. Or perhaps restart.
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Seems like that may be true.
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Definitely not a state stitch-up.
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
"suffer, little children"
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Gosh. So I see - or until the house is sold. So pretty much zero sympathy required.
Can we do that with our normal council tax too please?
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I'd suggest the children of an elderly mum in a £2m house should be more worried about inheritance tax than the "mansion tax".
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Equity release was the first thing I thought of TBH.
A small proportion of the value would cover the likely charge for the rest of her life.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Improving the life chances of children is an investment in the future of society which benefits everyone.
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Sounds like you won that one Gran.
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Chapeau.
I have managed to reach retirement age without ever having heard of a tonsil stone.
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Yep.
It's 10 years this year since an acquaintance of mine committed suicide over gambling debts. Things have only got worse since.

www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
UK gambling firms spent ‘astronomic’ £2bn on advertising last year
Calls for Rachel Reeves to increase taxes in budget as estimate outstrips duties collected from online casinos
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Tell me you are over 50 without telling me your age.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
That's a very restrained comment under the circumstances.
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
You need to have a word with your impulse control mate.
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Corvid pandemic.
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Thanks Ricky. I am in my 60s and despair at what our country has become in my lifetime. This is so cruel.

In 1987 I was working away from home, drove home to vote Labour in a safe Labour seat, then drove back to work. I don't think I'll be doing that again.
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
And in Ukraine too,
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If you are married to a bloke I guarantee they will never notice. You could probably swap them every day for the rest of your life, or marriage, whichever ends sooner.
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Chapeau
sorry -
Crapeau
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM