Digory Chesterfield
fapanislives.bsky.social
Digory Chesterfield
@fapanislives.bsky.social
The mindless missives of a needlessly pompous man.
Trump hasn’t just fiddled while democracy burns. Old mate sold the violin, blamed the smoke alarm and rebranded the ashes as “heritage décor.” Nero would envy his wanton destruction.
October 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It’s honestly wild that the most incisive socio-political commentary on this site comes from users with names like “Sk8rBoi420” and “donkeyporn69”
October 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Accepting all cookies so the website won’t be mad at me
October 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
For anyone who dreams of having a pool. No you don’t. It is a fucking full time job keeping them from turning into a swamp
October 23, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Not to be dramatic but if everyone could just collectively decide to notice me immediately, that’d be great. I’m running dangerously low on validation and caffeine.
a woman in a black dress is standing on a set of stairs in a black and white photo .
ALT: a woman in a black dress is standing on a set of stairs in a black and white photo .
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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unfortunate to report that taking walks and meditation does work
October 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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i think unfortunately i love people more than i hate people
October 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Hyperbole and a half of me to say, but this is the greatest tweet/skeet/post ever…
i am the one who walks away from omelets
October 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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i am the one who walks away from omelets
October 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
When your whole team leaves to ‘follow their passions,’ you start to wonder if you were the passion they had to escape. I am the passion killer.
October 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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YOU'RE ATTENTION PLEASE:
NEW EPISODES ARE NOW COMING OUT MONDAY MORNINGS!!

Our last episode of #SpookySeason is the subject of possession....and Adam and Ryan will be talking all about the 2025 Australian release, Bring Her Back. It's a bleak ride, but it's a hell of a film.
October 22, 2025 at 8:12 AM
ADHD, Perimenopause or PMS: the ultimate triple threat.
Another day, another rousing game of “ADHD, perimenopause, or PMS”
October 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Another day, another rousing game of “ADHD, perimenopause, or PMS”
October 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you’re telling your knees to fuck off for giving up on you
October 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Always manage to arrive at the café right after someone orders a decaf oat-milk triple-shot half-ice macchiato with extra existential dread.
October 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Venmo isn't working and I had a little existential crisis in the Costco line with a cart full of items I planned to pay for using my work Venmo debit card but it turns out that I had another card on me and cheap hot dogs solve most crises
October 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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No freaky sex stuff you fucking weirdos. Unless ghosts are involved.
October 20, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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We talk about scary stuff in this episode, @chairmanmomo.bsky.social spoke to a broken neck girl as a kid. Have any of you had scary paranormal experiences that u remember or if your parents said u did something freaky as a kid??
Give us your freakiest stories!!
#filmsky
NEW EPISODE OUT NOW!!!
Tonight our #FoundFootage episode of #SpookySeason is out! We talk about the 1999 mega hit, The Blair Witch Project. Listen to it where you listen to us, and as always, enjoy and thanks.
#filmsky #horrorsky
October 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Maturing is seeing someone you used to be friends with, locking eyes for a fraction too long, and then sending an email that begins, “Hi! I think I saw your doppelgänger today,” knowing full well it was them and that you’ll both never speak of this again.
October 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Rationally I know some things are foolish to get upset over, but estrogenally that doesn’t matter
October 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Not leaving this platform but now offering a digest of my posts in the form of a 3 page annual Holiday Letter
October 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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You’ve made a very powerless enemy today
October 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Back to work after a weekend of forced labour in the backyard. Body broken, soul deceased, lawn unimpressed.
October 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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English was meant to be broken.
October 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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We here at Film In Forty are looking towards 2026, and if you have a favourite film, a cult classic, hell, even a movie you despise so much you still want to talk about it, DM us here, or email us at filminforty@gmail.com and we'll get something sorted next year!! Thanks for supporting us!!
#podcast
October 19, 2025 at 9:36 AM