Small Business Owner
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Small Business Owner
@fancynoodles.bsky.social
Gadfly / Bon Vivant
Elon Musk always manages to find new levels of corny
January 30, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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These Epstein files really show how pathetic so many people in those emails are. All the money and influence in the world and they’re in those emails begging and sucking up to some dude for the chance to rape young girls. The world is ran by the biggest fucking losers.
January 30, 2026 at 7:26 PM
The apex of western civilization m.youtube.com/watch?v=RJv2...
The Who, Michael Lindsay-Hogg - A Quick One (While He's Away)
YouTube video by TheWhoVEVO
m.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Greg Bovino disappointed to be leaving Minneapolis before eating at the local Texas Roadhouse to see how it stacks up to the 40+ other Texas Roadhouses he’s been to
January 28, 2026 at 11:38 PM
IT’S ALL HAPPENING AT THE ESTADIO DA LUZ!!!
January 28, 2026 at 10:04 PM
What’s with all the empty seats at Benfica v Real Madrid?
January 28, 2026 at 9:48 PM
So sorry that it can never be 1996 again
January 28, 2026 at 12:49 AM
The Delmonas - Why Don't You Smile Now
YouTube video by Charlie Spliff
m.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Winter storm has now reached epic proportions…all the grocery stores are sold out of Calidad brand corn chips
January 27, 2026 at 7:42 PM
One of the highlights in the history of recorded music…

m.youtube.com/watch?v=bsvy...
To Find Out
YouTube video by The Keggs - Topic
m.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:56 PM
This is the kind of thing you get into when nothing bad has ever happened to you
these people seem like idiots
January 27, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Damn man make up your mind already
January 26, 2026 at 5:26 PM
If I tell you I’m taking time off from the news it means Arsenal lost the day before
January 26, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I can’t think of anything I would less like to watch on a snowy day, or any other day I guess
Trump is unpopular, but how do Democrats frame their arguments for a comeback?

Two veteran politicos, Rahm Emanuel and Gretchen Whitmer, have thoughts
In NPR video interviews. Worth watching on a snowy day.
January 25, 2026 at 3:56 PM
How has Alex Jones’s liver not imploded yet?
January 25, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Gonna log off and just concentrate on the Todd O Phonic Todd show for the next couple of hours
January 24, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I guess this will be an evergreen post for the foreseeable future
Muttering “Hell isn’t hot enough” even more than usual while scrolling today
January 24, 2026 at 7:09 PM
It should arrive by Wednesday
January 24, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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Women everywhere love being told that they’re incubators by Normal, Appealing Guy JD Vance!
January 23, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Guy that leans his seat all the way back on an airplane my current least favorite guy of all time
January 23, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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I'm going to buy one, and then write posts that begin with prefatory stuff about how I love my Optimus and then are like "it is odd that all it does is piss and there's no way to make it not piss. It doesn't seem like robots would have to piss, and Tesla has not been very helpful wrt the pissing."
Tesla will probably sell its Optimus robots to the public by the end of next year, according to Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk, who’s said the carmaker’s fortunes will be increasingly dependent on humanoid machines.
Tesla to Sell Optimus Robots to Public Next Year, Musk Says
Tesla Inc. will probably sell its Optimus robots to the public by the end of next year, according to Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk, who’s said the carmaker’s fortunes will be increasingly dependent on humanoid machines.
bloom.bg
January 23, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Memphis: Land of Duplexes
January 22, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Muttering “Hell isn’t hot enough” even more than usual while scrolling today
January 21, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Bodo / Glimt, you beautiful bastards
January 20, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Pretty snobby for a fucking airline
January 19, 2026 at 3:30 PM