Small Business Owner
@fancynoodles.bsky.social
Gadfly / Bon Vivant
Please God let it be true
New Baldness Drug Boosted Hair Growth by 539% in Trials — The topical medication, called Clascoterone, could represent the first truly novel drug for male pattern baldness seen in about 30 years. https://ranked.news/eng/new-baldness-drug-boosted-hair-growth-by-539-in-trials?u=b
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Please God let it be true
Would complain to my congressman if I thought he would give a shit
December 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Would complain to my congressman if I thought he would give a shit
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
START THE FUCKING DRAW ALREADY
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
START THE FUCKING DRAW ALREADY
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Obviously it's disappointing that I didn't win the inaugural FIFA Peace Award. I felt like I had a good shot at it, and that there was a case to be made. But I'm not giving up, and I will do whatever it takes to win the next one. They're definitely going to keep giving it out.
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Obviously it's disappointing that I didn't win the inaugural FIFA Peace Award. I felt like I had a good shot at it, and that there was a case to be made. But I'm not giving up, and I will do whatever it takes to win the next one. They're definitely going to keep giving it out.
I typed the words “human cigarette” into one of those AI generators and it just gave me a photo of Nigel Farage?
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I typed the words “human cigarette” into one of those AI generators and it just gave me a photo of Nigel Farage?
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RIP — Cropper was responsible for some of the sweetest electric guitar playing ever committed to tape. variety.com/2025/music/n...
Steve Cropper, Legendary Guitarist for Booker T. & the MG’s, Otis Redding and the Blues Brothers, Dies at 84
Steve Cropper, guitarist for Booker T. & the MG's, Otis Redding, the Blues Brothers and many more, has died. He was 84.
variety.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
RIP — Cropper was responsible for some of the sweetest electric guitar playing ever committed to tape. variety.com/2025/music/n...
Hey @thespoony.bsky.social when is Bad Teeth coming back to WFMU? We need that these days
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Hey @thespoony.bsky.social when is Bad Teeth coming back to WFMU? We need that these days
Might fuck around and invent a new color tonight
December 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Might fuck around and invent a new color tonight
Is it a bad sign that every other billboard I see is for a personal injury lawyer? Seems bad
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Is it a bad sign that every other billboard I see is for a personal injury lawyer? Seems bad
Relieved to find these guys. Now I don’t have to let socialists handle my shredding needs anymore
December 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Relieved to find these guys. Now I don’t have to let socialists handle my shredding needs anymore
Wish there had been a way to monetize my shitty grades when I was young
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Wish there had been a way to monetize my shitty grades when I was young
Pardon me brother could you spare a click?
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Pardon me brother could you spare a click?
Resent the fact that i know who Markwayne Mullin is
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Resent the fact that i know who Markwayne Mullin is
Looking back, I regret everything I’ve ever said or done. Thank you for letting me get this off my chest
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Looking back, I regret everything I’ve ever said or done. Thank you for letting me get this off my chest
Me, going through bluesky after waking up: man, you people post way too much about college football
November 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Me, going through bluesky after waking up: man, you people post way too much about college football
Little early for a New Year’s resolution but I’m pretty sure I can add a third chin in 2026
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Little early for a New Year’s resolution but I’m pretty sure I can add a third chin in 2026
Last five:
O-D-EX
Hagfish / Drakulas
Radioactivity
Eerie Family / Cheap Fix / Oddfellows
Home Front / O-D-EX
O-D-EX
Hagfish / Drakulas
Radioactivity
Eerie Family / Cheap Fix / Oddfellows
Home Front / O-D-EX
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen. Last five:
Boris
Melt-Banana
The Saints '73-'78
The Murder City Devils
Rocket From The Crypt w/ Superchunk
Boris
Melt-Banana
The Saints '73-'78
The Murder City Devils
Rocket From The Crypt w/ Superchunk
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Prince
Bryan Adams
Rush
Cyndi Lauper
Erasure
Prince
Bryan Adams
Rush
Cyndi Lauper
Erasure
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Last five:
O-D-EX
Hagfish / Drakulas
Radioactivity
Eerie Family / Cheap Fix / Oddfellows
Home Front / O-D-EX
O-D-EX
Hagfish / Drakulas
Radioactivity
Eerie Family / Cheap Fix / Oddfellows
Home Front / O-D-EX
Ramones / Social Distortion (Dallas 92)
Teengenerate / New Bomb Turks (Dallas 96)
Real Kids / Dictators (Las Vegas 2000)
Firestarter/ Registrators (Yokohama 2001)
Superchunk / Bedhead (Dallas 94)
Teengenerate / New Bomb Turks (Dallas 96)
Real Kids / Dictators (Las Vegas 2000)
Firestarter/ Registrators (Yokohama 2001)
Superchunk / Bedhead (Dallas 94)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Johnny Cash (Pantages in LA, right before the first American Recordings)
Ramones, Iggy Pop, Dickies (Chicago, 87)
Zombies (only post-breakup appearance of the entire original lineup)
Rudy Ray Moore
Beck (pre-LOSER, at a birthday party in Silverlake)
Johnny Cash (Pantages in LA, right before the first American Recordings)
Ramones, Iggy Pop, Dickies (Chicago, 87)
Zombies (only post-breakup appearance of the entire original lineup)
Rudy Ray Moore
Beck (pre-LOSER, at a birthday party in Silverlake)
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Ramones / Social Distortion (Dallas 92)
Teengenerate / New Bomb Turks (Dallas 96)
Real Kids / Dictators (Las Vegas 2000)
Firestarter/ Registrators (Yokohama 2001)
Superchunk / Bedhead (Dallas 94)
Teengenerate / New Bomb Turks (Dallas 96)
Real Kids / Dictators (Las Vegas 2000)
Firestarter/ Registrators (Yokohama 2001)
Superchunk / Bedhead (Dallas 94)
I think Manuel Neuer’s mustache contributed to yesterday’s loss
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I think Manuel Neuer’s mustache contributed to yesterday’s loss
To the elderly woman driving the car with one of those don’t tread on me stickers: This Thanksgiving, I hope nobody treads on you
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
To the elderly woman driving the car with one of those don’t tread on me stickers: This Thanksgiving, I hope nobody treads on you
How many distribution warehouses can one region sustain? Suburban North Texas plans to find out
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
How many distribution warehouses can one region sustain? Suburban North Texas plans to find out
There’s regular living hell and then there’s next door neighbor with a large wind chime collection living hell
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
There’s regular living hell and then there’s next door neighbor with a large wind chime collection living hell
Living legend on TV tonight
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Living legend on TV tonight