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Fallon Jones
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Parent, histotechnologist, conservation enthusiast, bug hobbyist, wildlife management grad student - one of the thousand, thousand slimy things that lived on
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Jarvis Cocker croons, coos and dances his way through this career-spanning Tiny Desk with Pulp. n.pr/4pbIgkn
Pulp: Tiny Desk Concert
Jarvis Cocker croons, coos and dances his way through this career-spanning Tiny Desk with Pulp.
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November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Pronouncing Bangor as "Banger" in front of native Mainers just to feel something ✨️
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My 5yo mournfully, watching King of the Hill: "Luann isn't real. 😞"
April 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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It's Independent Bookstore Day!

I'm an indie writer with my own store, and I've discounted all ebooks to $1.00 for today only.

theagahfstore.bigcartel.com

#IndependentBookstoreDay #BookSky #bookshop #bookstore #books
April 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Happy #Invertefest! Celebrate invertebrate biodiversity 🐛💕
April 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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April 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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PLEASE don’t buy into Amazon’s booksale this week.

They are intentionally trying to eat into profits from Indie Bookstore Day this weekend, a really important annual event for our important community institutions.

Check out your local fave or bookshop.org.
Bookshop: Buy books online. Support local bookstores.
An online bookstore that financially supports local independent bookstores and gives back to the book community.
bookshop.org
April 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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an entire people is being deliberately starved to death
In Gaza, World Central Kitchen @wck.org is among the last organizations still able to cook meals. The IDF has shut all crossings to shipments, including humanitarian relief. We are now nearing the end of our supplies—and the limits of what’s possible.

mailchi.mp/wck/4-23-25-...
GAZA UPDATE | WCK among last organizations still cooking
mailchi.mp
April 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Tradition states that last night Jesus emptied out all the jails. Spent Saturday night telling people “I don’t care what you did, people weren’t made for prisons.” The next day to prove His point He broke out of solitary. It is finished. Easter is incompatible with the carceral state. Happy Easter.
April 20, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Nothing convinces your spouse that you're doing a good job solo parenting evenings like your 5-year-old asking to listen to Ashnikko when you're all in the car 😅
April 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Daily boops
March 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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hey this game rules and is Genuinely Funny, a thing thats more rare in comedy games than you'd think. highest possible recommendation, runs ya less than a burger, just do it already ya dangus
Later Alligator is $3.59 on Steam buff.ly/nigQV6j

Deck verified
March 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Morning snoots from Ezmr
March 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Scenes from a protest outside of USAID today.
February 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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my god PLEASE do not sign up online for an organized general strike via a slick looking website claiming hundreds of thousands have already registered.

even if it's not a honeypot, it's still going to be a honeypot.
February 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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So the world's richest man spends a fortune backing Trump and is given the go-ahead to...

-Run an "efficiency" agency despite having billions in govt contracts

-Replace civil servants with his own cronies

-Gain access to sensitive Treasury payment systems

See the problem?
February 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
How do you convince yourself that the world is not ending when each day feels like a tiny Armageddon?
February 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Looking forward to summer for once, knowing that I can finally sit outside around sunrise with a cup of coffee and not sweat into a husk.
January 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Oh good grief
December 4, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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spotted hyenas are unfairly maligned creatures, and are as cute as any other large carnivorous mammal. I drew this helpful diagram in 2022 to spread knowledge, peace, and love.
November 23, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Yeesh, it's relieving to finally have a job again! I ended up in a really cool histology position and I'm actually pretty pumped.
November 28, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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As has been said by those doing the work: posting is not praxis. Being angry isn't activism. Sharing memes and dunks and sarcastic insults from dudes w/substacks isn't building a sustainable, inclusive community
gentle thought that big political "activist" accounts may not be worth your attention if they post lots of angry soundbites but never post any call to for practical action like calling your reps or supporting your local library or mutual aid group or doing anything other than scrolling and clicking
November 25, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Can't help but wonder if critics would still have blamed Rachel Carson for the whole DDT debacle if she 1) had been a man and 2) hadn't been rumored to be queer. I think we know the answer to that, though.
November 22, 2024 at 3:03 PM