FakeKraid
@fakekraid.bsky.social
Middle-aged genderfluid retro gaming millennial socialist failslime. Very friendly if you don't say any of my activation phrases. Still friendly if you do but I will be thinking very impolite things about you.
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so after being bedridden for 16months due to a hernia, I've finally got my surgery!
now I'm bedridden for recovery, which is at least a great improvement.
I'm still broke though, so if you've got a couple dollars, it'd help me get through this last stretch. Thanks so much!
ko-fi.com/fooneturing
now I'm bedridden for recovery, which is at least a great improvement.
I'm still broke though, so if you've got a couple dollars, it'd help me get through this last stretch. Thanks so much!
ko-fi.com/fooneturing
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December 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
so after being bedridden for 16months due to a hernia, I've finally got my surgery!
now I'm bedridden for recovery, which is at least a great improvement.
I'm still broke though, so if you've got a couple dollars, it'd help me get through this last stretch. Thanks so much!
ko-fi.com/fooneturing
now I'm bedridden for recovery, which is at least a great improvement.
I'm still broke though, so if you've got a couple dollars, it'd help me get through this last stretch. Thanks so much!
ko-fi.com/fooneturing
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December 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I'm tired of saying the same thing every time, so I'll keep it short: if you are skeptical of US corporate media except for when it's about US military interventions, then you might as well not bother and just go back to sleep because you've missed the point entirely and can't be useful to anyone
January 3, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I'm tired of saying the same thing every time, so I'll keep it short: if you are skeptical of US corporate media except for when it's about US military interventions, then you might as well not bother and just go back to sleep because you've missed the point entirely and can't be useful to anyone
You shall not pass!!
January 1, 2026 at 8:07 AM
You shall not pass!!
The ouroboros of capital has devoured itself up to the neck. That is really the unique gesture of capitalism as opposed to every other known mode of production: the moment it completes its structural aim is also the moment it ceases to function entirely.
December 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The ouroboros of capital has devoured itself up to the neck. That is really the unique gesture of capitalism as opposed to every other known mode of production: the moment it completes its structural aim is also the moment it ceases to function entirely.
This is the best thing I've ever seen
December 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This is the best thing I've ever seen
I've always bristled against the "it's okay to [x]" brand of emotional healing slogans, and I think I've realized why: "okay" to whom? To me? To others? Even more importantly, why does it need to be "okay"? I'm not in the habit of asking people's permission to feel and think things, and I don't
December 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I've always bristled against the "it's okay to [x]" brand of emotional healing slogans, and I think I've realized why: "okay" to whom? To me? To others? Even more importantly, why does it need to be "okay"? I'm not in the habit of asking people's permission to feel and think things, and I don't
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Not just America, all of the Anglosphere. This is the legacy of the British conquest of the world
America is a culture of child abuse. Ask any survivor - we find one another, we form networks and communities.
The true scale of it would stagger and sicken you, and so it is buried, it is swept under the rug, it is denied and the survivors are silenced by whatever means are necessary.
The true scale of it would stagger and sicken you, and so it is buried, it is swept under the rug, it is denied and the survivors are silenced by whatever means are necessary.
Government of pedophiles. They're all tainted with this for the rest of their lives.
December 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Not just America, all of the Anglosphere. This is the legacy of the British conquest of the world
The moral and ecological problems with AI are real and serious, but this is what's actually going to sink it: is doesn't do what it's supposed to do. The technology made to save labor and produce content more quickly at the cost of quality actually didn't save labor or produce content more quickly
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
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The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The moral and ecological problems with AI are real and serious, but this is what's actually going to sink it: is doesn't do what it's supposed to do. The technology made to save labor and produce content more quickly at the cost of quality actually didn't save labor or produce content more quickly
Liberals LOVE George W Bush, and make no mistake, if the US is still functioning ten years from now they're going to LOVE Trump
America got “the president is killing terrorists, don’t question it” in the 2000s too. But unlike now:
-The US had been attacked
-Al Qaeda was a terrorist group and planned more attacks
-They were in areas the US military did not freely operate, where arrest was risky
-Congress authorized the action
-The US had been attacked
-Al Qaeda was a terrorist group and planned more attacks
-They were in areas the US military did not freely operate, where arrest was risky
-Congress authorized the action
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Liberals LOVE George W Bush, and make no mistake, if the US is still functioning ten years from now they're going to LOVE Trump
I'm literally sick of drama where the sudden situation twist is that the villain the protagonists think they killed wasn't actually dead and shoots one of them after they stop paying attention. If you don't make sure your enemy is dead you fucking deserve to get killed for being an idiot
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I'm literally sick of drama where the sudden situation twist is that the villain the protagonists think they killed wasn't actually dead and shoots one of them after they stop paying attention. If you don't make sure your enemy is dead you fucking deserve to get killed for being an idiot
Damn, go Halle Berry. Ertha Kitt energy
Get his ass Halle
This rules people.com/halle-berry-...
December 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Damn, go Halle Berry. Ertha Kitt energy
It's impossible to understand Willy Wonka without understanding who Roald Dahl was as a person, and unfortunately his actual books have been essentially forgotten in lieu of their more capitalized derivatives
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
It's impossible to understand Willy Wonka without understanding who Roald Dahl was as a person, and unfortunately his actual books have been essentially forgotten in lieu of their more capitalized derivatives
A thought: the condition of action is symmetry. The cause of action is asymmetry.
December 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
A thought: the condition of action is symmetry. The cause of action is asymmetry.
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Please, we need dog food and potable water and medicine now and we didn't get paid this weekend. The last weekend we had work before winter
My partner and I are having to miss 2 days of work because of a severe sickness, and we desperately need that money for winter. If anyone could help us make up the difference, it would help us so much right now.
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December 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Please, we need dog food and potable water and medicine now and we didn't get paid this weekend. The last weekend we had work before winter
Caves of Qud
kobold drinking electric blue liquid from a beak-spouted ewer
December 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Caves of Qud
Whoa that's cool
It's been announced that a 3-Disc DVD collection of Looney Tunes Cartoons is being released in May! =O
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Whoa that's cool
Naturally, no nation on earth, not even Israel, can match the US for systematic violence and oppression, but I think that Great Britain still takes the crown prize (ha ha) for the nation on earth where cold, brutish cruelty toward all life is most appreciated and admired as a personality trait
November 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Naturally, no nation on earth, not even Israel, can match the US for systematic violence and oppression, but I think that Great Britain still takes the crown prize (ha ha) for the nation on earth where cold, brutish cruelty toward all life is most appreciated and admired as a personality trait
The stupid, shoehorned-in anticommunism killed it for me long before that came to light. Nothing good can exist in a series made by people who hit on Soviets when trying to think of a generic 80's style villain
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The stupid, shoehorned-in anticommunism killed it for me long before that came to light. Nothing good can exist in a series made by people who hit on Soviets when trying to think of a generic 80's style villain
This is a more generalized statement of something I am constantly reminding people of in political discourse, particularly surrounding the supposed "incompetence" of the Democrat Party
Teleological thinking, goal based thinking, is just thinking that has a means and an end.
The means don't have to be correct, or make sense, or work.
If you want it to rain, sacrifice a goat. If you want a pizza for dinner, do all these things in the recipe first. Etc.
The means don't have to be correct, or make sense, or work.
If you want it to rain, sacrifice a goat. If you want a pizza for dinner, do all these things in the recipe first. Etc.
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This is a more generalized statement of something I am constantly reminding people of in political discourse, particularly surrounding the supposed "incompetence" of the Democrat Party
Fool: π is the ratio between a circle's radius and its circumference, an irrational number that begins with 3.14159268 and continues infinitely past the decimal without repeating
Engineer: π is 3.14, unless you're working with really sensitive stuff in which case it's 3.1416
Mathematician: π is 2
Engineer: π is 3.14, unless you're working with really sensitive stuff in which case it's 3.1416
Mathematician: π is 2
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Fool: π is the ratio between a circle's radius and its circumference, an irrational number that begins with 3.14159268 and continues infinitely past the decimal without repeating
Engineer: π is 3.14, unless you're working with really sensitive stuff in which case it's 3.1416
Mathematician: π is 2
Engineer: π is 3.14, unless you're working with really sensitive stuff in which case it's 3.1416
Mathematician: π is 2
The children shall pay for the sins of their fathers
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The children shall pay for the sins of their fathers