FakeKraid
@fakekraid.bsky.social
Middle-aged genderfluid retro gaming millennial socialist failslime. Very friendly if you don't say any of my activation phrases. Still friendly if you do but I will be thinking very impolite things about you.
He's getting off lightly, gay baby jail is usually forever
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
He's getting off lightly, gay baby jail is usually forever
Bold of you to assume tech bros know what embarrassment is
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Bold of you to assume tech bros know what embarrassment is
This is the case in basically all instances of workers being forced to integrate AI tools into their workflow: they spend more time cleaning up its messes than they save
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
This is the case in basically all instances of workers being forced to integrate AI tools into their workflow: they spend more time cleaning up its messes than they save
Oh shit you made Minit? I loved that game, great work
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Oh shit you made Minit? I loved that game, great work
Not inherently, just under capitalism*
But yes, good work comrade lol
But yes, good work comrade lol
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Not inherently, just under capitalism*
But yes, good work comrade lol
But yes, good work comrade lol
You still have to get out of bed though
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
You still have to get out of bed though
More erotic art of people just appreciating each other's bodies (I am pointedly not saying *less* art of anything else)
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
More erotic art of people just appreciating each other's bodies (I am pointedly not saying *less* art of anything else)
I don't know or care about gacha characters but we desperately need more art of romantic foreplay like this because it's hot
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I don't know or care about gacha characters but we desperately need more art of romantic foreplay like this because it's hot
NEVER let Kojima think someone has taken one of his ideas further than he dared to, Kojima has never lost a game of creative chicken and never will. He will die undefeated
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
NEVER let Kojima think someone has taken one of his ideas further than he dared to, Kojima has never lost a game of creative chicken and never will. He will die undefeated
And people were like "that's fucking dumb, they made Ocelot dumb" and Kojima took it personally and said "you think THAT'S dumb? I'LL show you dumb" and made Ocelot in MGS3
a man in a military uniform with a red glove on his hand
Alt: Young Ocelot being flagrantly something, not sure what
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
And people were like "that's fucking dumb, they made Ocelot dumb" and Kojima took it personally and said "you think THAT'S dumb? I'LL show you dumb" and made Ocelot in MGS3
I feel like Del Toro would be amenable to this too
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I feel like Del Toro would be amenable to this too
Revolver.....
*15 seconds of revolver spinning*
....Ocelot
*15 seconds of revolver spinning*
....Ocelot
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Revolver.....
*15 seconds of revolver spinning*
....Ocelot
*15 seconds of revolver spinning*
....Ocelot
That was the version of MGS1 I played first and yeah, it's kind of neat but you definitely don't feel like it eliminates the level design considerations
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
That was the version of MGS1 I played first and yeah, it's kind of neat but you definitely don't feel like it eliminates the level design considerations
Snake literally looks like he's having a stroke for a second it's so fucking goofy
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Snake literally looks like he's having a stroke for a second it's so fucking goofy
I fucking love that bit LMAO
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I fucking love that bit LMAO
Most things in life do be tbh
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Most things in life do be tbh
I tend to like darker, earthy colors for living rooms; when my ex and I had a house together we had a toasted pumpkin accent wall
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I tend to like darker, earthy colors for living rooms; when my ex and I had a house together we had a toasted pumpkin accent wall
Also the central AC return filters if applicable
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Also the central AC return filters if applicable
Oh, that's actually neat to know
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Oh, that's actually neat to know
And that rubbery stuff for the cupboards for tableware, helps prevent accidents and chips
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
And that rubbery stuff for the cupboards for tableware, helps prevent accidents and chips
There are a fair number of apps like this even if you can't find the specific one
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
There are a fair number of apps like this even if you can't find the specific one
The pipes thing is important, home inspectors will absolutely miss stuff like clogs
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The pipes thing is important, home inspectors will absolutely miss stuff like clogs
Also, if it's in city limits, see if there's any record of where underground utilities are
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Also, if it's in city limits, see if there's any record of where underground utilities are
I did spend many years working as an electrician lol
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I did spend many years working as an electrician lol