Aros, Failed Sammich
@failsammich.bsky.social
✨ fully realized participation a-trophy ex-wife. no longer manic-depressive pixie dreamgirl.✨
✨"Ehlers-danlos white woman"- Fleshsimulator✨
UK revoked my visa, now mid-westlands
pansexual & available
✨ca-shhh!app $2008pontiacg6 to DM✨
✨Shalom, Y'all✨
✨"Ehlers-danlos white woman"- Fleshsimulator✨
UK revoked my visa, now mid-westlands
pansexual & available
✨ca-shhh!app $2008pontiacg6 to DM✨
✨Shalom, Y'all✨
Pinned
I hope Stephen Miller has the worst Hanukkah of his life and I hope each one is progressively worse.
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genuinely hilarious she shut off comments but not before someone posted one and now it’s the only comment
January 2, 2026 at 11:09 PM
genuinely hilarious she shut off comments but not before someone posted one and now it’s the only comment
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chicks rock
January 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
chicks rock
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I wish I still worked at an art publication so I could report on this
I know we have bigger first to fry but this sucks so fucking bad.
Location: Midtown Hotel Boston
Location: Midtown Hotel Boston
January 3, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I wish I still worked at an art publication so I could report on this
Today has been real rough. Bright spots of seeing a lovely friend and getting a flu shot.
January 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Today has been real rough. Bright spots of seeing a lovely friend and getting a flu shot.
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Never before seen footage‼️
Tornado genesis of the Clear Lake, South Dakota tornado earlier this year.
@myradar.bsky.social
#tornado #weather
Tornado genesis of the Clear Lake, South Dakota tornado earlier this year.
@myradar.bsky.social
#tornado #weather
January 2, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Never before seen footage‼️
Tornado genesis of the Clear Lake, South Dakota tornado earlier this year.
@myradar.bsky.social
#tornado #weather
Tornado genesis of the Clear Lake, South Dakota tornado earlier this year.
@myradar.bsky.social
#tornado #weather
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“…the creators of these [nonconsensual, violent AI] images often seemed to be treating the action like a game or meme, with an air of laughter & detachment.”
January 2, 2026 at 6:51 PM
“…the creators of these [nonconsensual, violent AI] images often seemed to be treating the action like a game or meme, with an air of laughter & detachment.”
I knew I was bi/ pan when I became obsessed with jokebooks filled with these when I found several 40's-70's editions of these hidden at our lake house.
January 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I knew I was bi/ pan when I became obsessed with jokebooks filled with these when I found several 40's-70's editions of these hidden at our lake house.
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Parents are really fun because you’ll be having a nice, happy family meal, and your mom will just look at your kids and ask if they know how they will handle it when their dog dies
January 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Parents are really fun because you’ll be having a nice, happy family meal, and your mom will just look at your kids and ask if they know how they will handle it when their dog dies
George Leef seems like a fucking idiot.
January 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
George Leef seems like a fucking idiot.
I think these are probably better because I used the phones camera app...
Anyways, you should get me stoned.
Anyways, you should get me stoned.
January 2, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I think these are probably better because I used the phones camera app...
Anyways, you should get me stoned.
Anyways, you should get me stoned.
I did the holidays & breakup of my marriage without any kind of herbal assistance and I don't recommend it and I need to help recover from it.
January 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I did the holidays & breakup of my marriage without any kind of herbal assistance and I don't recommend it and I need to help recover from it.
The camera on my current Motorola is literally worse than the Motorola I had in 2008 camera, as far as end result.
January 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
The camera on my current Motorola is literally worse than the Motorola I had in 2008 camera, as far as end result.
#ootd #isfindomrealhowdoistart
This one is called: "we went to go file for divorce jointly— & found out we are independently and combined literally didn't have the $110.⁶⁰ to file.
Alternative title: "my ideal somewhat sustainable monthly🍃 cost is $110.⁵⁰. I've been out for 3 wks. Help"
This one is called: "we went to go file for divorce jointly— & found out we are independently and combined literally didn't have the $110.⁶⁰ to file.
Alternative title: "my ideal somewhat sustainable monthly🍃 cost is $110.⁵⁰. I've been out for 3 wks. Help"
January 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
#ootd #isfindomrealhowdoistart
This one is called: "we went to go file for divorce jointly— & found out we are independently and combined literally didn't have the $110.⁶⁰ to file.
Alternative title: "my ideal somewhat sustainable monthly🍃 cost is $110.⁵⁰. I've been out for 3 wks. Help"
This one is called: "we went to go file for divorce jointly— & found out we are independently and combined literally didn't have the $110.⁶⁰ to file.
Alternative title: "my ideal somewhat sustainable monthly🍃 cost is $110.⁵⁰. I've been out for 3 wks. Help"
Oh goddamn y'all, my Bootstraps have gone done and frayed. I braided them and refacend/ secured them with rivets and, no shit, wow, still too fucking poor to afford to live or at this point even pull myself out of this.
I just want to be able to afford some weed so I can try to just be "okay".
I just want to be able to afford some weed so I can try to just be "okay".
January 2, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Oh goddamn y'all, my Bootstraps have gone done and frayed. I braided them and refacend/ secured them with rivets and, no shit, wow, still too fucking poor to afford to live or at this point even pull myself out of this.
I just want to be able to afford some weed so I can try to just be "okay".
I just want to be able to afford some weed so I can try to just be "okay".
Offensively poor quality but keeping up with posting an ootd every day this year!
January 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Offensively poor quality but keeping up with posting an ootd every day this year!
She's blush, ginger, Frey Abby, midnight black, hazel brown and has tufts of white. She is the Omni-coat kitten.
January 1, 2026 at 4:45 AM
She's blush, ginger, Frey Abby, midnight black, hazel brown and has tufts of white. She is the Omni-coat kitten.
Meet Éloïse, btw.
January 1, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Meet Éloïse, btw.
I know something truly profound as broken inside of me not even a kitten is making it seem like tomorrow morning is worth seeing
January 1, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I know something truly profound as broken inside of me not even a kitten is making it seem like tomorrow morning is worth seeing
He would remember me as who I used to be someone, other than this broken woman he talks to every other day on the other end of a teams call
January 1, 2026 at 4:18 AM
He would remember me as who I used to be someone, other than this broken woman he talks to every other day on the other end of a teams call
My son would be nearly past it at this point.
January 1, 2026 at 4:15 AM
My son would be nearly past it at this point.
Every single day as the day draws to a close I regret not killing myself the day I found out my family had broken.
January 1, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Every single day as the day draws to a close I regret not killing myself the day I found out my family had broken.
As another year I regret having been a part of comes to a close I'd like to thank all of you for listening to me attempt to short form text-based social media my way out of suicidal ideation.
January 1, 2026 at 4:14 AM
As another year I regret having been a part of comes to a close I'd like to thank all of you for listening to me attempt to short form text-based social media my way out of suicidal ideation.
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I think it's fair to say my life has gotten consistently worse since I have stopped drinking.
January 1, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I think it's fair to say my life has gotten consistently worse since I have stopped drinking.