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I need $160 for my medicine so I can sit, stand, walk, shower, work etc... it's been almost a month without.
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Today's must read piece
In the latest in a string of privacy abuses from the chatbot, Grok provided porn performer Siri Dahl's full legal name and birthdate to the public, information she'd protected until now.
Grok Exposed a Porn Performer’s Legal Name and Birthdate—Without Even Being Asked
In the latest in a string of privacy abuses from the chatbot, Grok provided porn performer Siri Dahl's full legal name and birthdate to the public, information she'd protected until now.
www.404media.co
February 19, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Today's must read piece
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BBC: UK has not given US permission to use RAF bases for Iran strikes
February 19, 2026 at 5:53 PM
BBC: UK has not given US permission to use RAF bases for Iran strikes
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I am in too much pain to figure out if I have enough money to go the emergency room. I have been looking since 5 am idk what to do.
If you can help me just pick up my meds it's cashhh app $2008pontiacg6
If you can help me just pick up my meds it's cashhh app $2008pontiacg6
February 19, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I am in too much pain to figure out if I have enough money to go the emergency room. I have been looking since 5 am idk what to do.
If you can help me just pick up my meds it's cashhh app $2008pontiacg6
If you can help me just pick up my meds it's cashhh app $2008pontiacg6
I cannot stand at all.
February 19, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I cannot stand at all.
Fine I'll say it... Dubstep seems a bit like it may have derived from Drum & Bass.
February 19, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Fine I'll say it... Dubstep seems a bit like it may have derived from Drum & Bass.
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More elite impunity than British royals.
More bigoted towards immigrants than Germany.
Worse sexual ethics than the French.
America 2026!
More bigoted towards immigrants than Germany.
Worse sexual ethics than the French.
America 2026!
February 19, 2026 at 2:20 PM
More elite impunity than British royals.
More bigoted towards immigrants than Germany.
Worse sexual ethics than the French.
America 2026!
More bigoted towards immigrants than Germany.
Worse sexual ethics than the French.
America 2026!
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It brings me an incredible sense of peace to imagine the fear and feeling of walls closing in for men who abused women and girls with elite impunity
February 19, 2026 at 3:17 PM
It brings me an incredible sense of peace to imagine the fear and feeling of walls closing in for men who abused women and girls with elite impunity
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Partner keeps suggesting a holiday to the US but I don't want to go. I pretend it's because of the Trump administration, but the real reason is that I'm a British person with bad teeth. I won't give them satisfaction by reinforcing their silly stereotypes
February 19, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Partner keeps suggesting a holiday to the US but I don't want to go. I pretend it's because of the Trump administration, but the real reason is that I'm a British person with bad teeth. I won't give them satisfaction by reinforcing their silly stereotypes
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FWIW I am not an AOC cheerleader. But the double standard is just so f-ing obvious and I'm really, really tired of it.
The brunchlord establishment press hates progressives (especially female) exponentially more than fascism and it's simply not subtle
February 19, 2026 at 12:06 PM
FWIW I am not an AOC cheerleader. But the double standard is just so f-ing obvious and I'm really, really tired of it.
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February 19, 2026 at 11:06 AM
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Wow.
Fed. judge tells DHS, ICE, Sec. Noem, AG Bondi, EOIR and others that they are harming "the fabric of this very nation" by defying a court order that vacated their automatic-detention policy.
Order is linked here:
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
Fed. judge tells DHS, ICE, Sec. Noem, AG Bondi, EOIR and others that they are harming "the fabric of this very nation" by defying a court order that vacated their automatic-detention policy.
Order is linked here:
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
February 19, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Wow.
Fed. judge tells DHS, ICE, Sec. Noem, AG Bondi, EOIR and others that they are harming "the fabric of this very nation" by defying a court order that vacated their automatic-detention policy.
Order is linked here:
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
Fed. judge tells DHS, ICE, Sec. Noem, AG Bondi, EOIR and others that they are harming "the fabric of this very nation" by defying a court order that vacated their automatic-detention policy.
Order is linked here:
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
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Trump probably starts war with Iran today after seeing Andrew being arrested over his Epstein connections...
February 19, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Trump probably starts war with Iran today after seeing Andrew being arrested over his Epstein connections...
I got like an hour of pain relief(reduction) from Andrew being arrested on his birthday.
Being that it's mine in a few days, I'll take it.
Being that it's mine in a few days, I'll take it.
February 19, 2026 at 11:56 AM
I got like an hour of pain relief(reduction) from Andrew being arrested on his birthday.
Being that it's mine in a few days, I'll take it.
Being that it's mine in a few days, I'll take it.
"Not getting literally everything you want and not doing literally anything you can imagine is a real drag, huh?"— cellmate welcoming Andrew
🤫 Not another word about my lists & vision boards.
I get results.
Moving on then and picking up pace; who's next?
I get results.
Moving on then and picking up pace; who's next?
February 19, 2026 at 11:54 AM
"Not getting literally everything you want and not doing literally anything you can imagine is a real drag, huh?"— cellmate welcoming Andrew
🤫 Not another word about my lists & vision boards.
I get results.
Moving on then and picking up pace; who's next?
I get results.
Moving on then and picking up pace; who's next?
February 19, 2026 at 11:43 AM
🤫 Not another word about my lists & vision boards.
I get results.
Moving on then and picking up pace; who's next?
I get results.
Moving on then and picking up pace; who's next?
I think I might be, like not okay. The pain is unreal. Like almost hallucinating at times.
February 19, 2026 at 11:11 AM
I think I might be, like not okay. The pain is unreal. Like almost hallucinating at times.
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It was the Fuck Around of Times, it was the Find Out of times
February 3, 2026 at 3:09 PM
It was the Fuck Around of Times, it was the Find Out of times
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every British historian rn frantically trying to find examples of British royals being arrested that don’t end with their execution
February 19, 2026 at 10:39 AM
every British historian rn frantically trying to find examples of British royals being arrested that don’t end with their execution
I am facing your general direction giving fierce dead eyes.
February 19, 2026 at 11:03 AM
I am facing your general direction giving fierce dead eyes.
I have eight black trash bags of clothes I need to sell and donate and I can barely even physically open one.
February 19, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I have eight black trash bags of clothes I need to sell and donate and I can barely even physically open one.
I need $160 for my medicine so I can sit, stand, walk, shower, work etc... it's been almost a month without.
Ca-shh app $2008pontiacg6
Ca-shh app $2008pontiacg6
February 19, 2026 at 12:18 AM
I need $160 for my medicine so I can sit, stand, walk, shower, work etc... it's been almost a month without.
Ca-shh app $2008pontiacg6
Ca-shh app $2008pontiacg6
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Good afternoon and major props to this 8th century CE woman breastfeeding as she rides a Bactrian camel along the Silk Roads 🐫 art.nelson-atkins.org/objects/3254...
February 18, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Good afternoon and major props to this 8th century CE woman breastfeeding as she rides a Bactrian camel along the Silk Roads 🐫 art.nelson-atkins.org/objects/3254...
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"For me, success is not a public thing. It's a private thing. It's when you have fewer and fewer regrets"- Toni Morrison 💎
February 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
"For me, success is not a public thing. It's a private thing. It's when you have fewer and fewer regrets"- Toni Morrison 💎
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Rapist mentality and rapist language
Trump: "Frankly, if these radical left lunatic Democrats would come and say, 'Please, help us, please,' we'd stop crimes all over the place. Sometimes we have to force ourselves upon them because they're so bad."
February 18, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Rapist mentality and rapist language