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Alex
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“Shut up!” screamed Toad.
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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counterpoint: block anyone for any reason at all
May 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Johnny Bailey you are the hottest man I have ever seen in my entire life amen
April 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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they don’t know what a tariff is
April 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Looks like a good day to dabble my feet in cool tranquil waters
April 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Maybe instead of destroying the economy so men could go from e-mail jobs to manufacturing jobs, men could instead learn to self regulate and develop healthy hobbies
April 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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I love being a coastal elite. Do not follow me if you have heartland values
April 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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I love being in the woods and not knowing wtf is going on in the stock market
April 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to
April 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
April 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Fool me once, bye
April 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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All I know is, the April fools jokes need to be at zero tomorrow. Life is so unserious right now but the shit ain’t funny.
April 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Spring by Angel Olsen
April 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Morgan wallen is such a quintessential piece of shit and I HATE how catchy some of his stupid songs are
April 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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The kids from The Florida Project 🥹
March 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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sunday plans cancelled on account of lazy
March 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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the spirits are in good humor today. i think you'll have a little extra luck
March 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
When the sadness hits she really comes for your neck I’ll tell you that much
March 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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the spirits are somewhat annoyed today. luck will not be on your side
March 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Bitch I’m trying
March 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM