Ezzer
@ezzer.bsky.social
I've never lost a game of rock-paper-scissors. he/him
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Happy anniversary everybody
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Happy anniversary everybody
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When I say I stand on business this what I mean.
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
When I say I stand on business this what I mean.
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they should invent girls that are this (🤏 ) tall
February 13, 2026 at 4:29 PM
they should invent girls that are this (🤏 ) tall
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Love this Pokemon card art of Excadrill on a union break with human colleagues in a mine.
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Love this Pokemon card art of Excadrill on a union break with human colleagues in a mine.
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the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
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Lord of the rings would be an easier watch if they had a Nazgûl live cam in the bottom right corner for those slow moments when you are wondering what the Nazgûl are doing
February 13, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Lord of the rings would be an easier watch if they had a Nazgûl live cam in the bottom right corner for those slow moments when you are wondering what the Nazgûl are doing
the secret to cooking is that if it doesn't taste good, douse it in garlic butter
February 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
the secret to cooking is that if it doesn't taste good, douse it in garlic butter
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October 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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if your uncle jack was having trouble getting off a horse would you help your uncle masturbate the horse to completion. wait, sorry. let me start over. so say your uncle is jacking off a horse
February 12, 2026 at 4:44 AM
if your uncle jack was having trouble getting off a horse would you help your uncle masturbate the horse to completion. wait, sorry. let me start over. so say your uncle is jacking off a horse
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The spirit of British punk in turn of the 90s Japan. 🔥
Also mine when guys hit me with creepy DMs.
📺: Sekai de Ichiban Kimi ga Suki, Cocktail Soft, 1990 (PC-88)
Also mine when guys hit me with creepy DMs.
📺: Sekai de Ichiban Kimi ga Suki, Cocktail Soft, 1990 (PC-88)
January 30, 2026 at 2:10 AM
The spirit of British punk in turn of the 90s Japan. 🔥
Also mine when guys hit me with creepy DMs.
📺: Sekai de Ichiban Kimi ga Suki, Cocktail Soft, 1990 (PC-88)
Also mine when guys hit me with creepy DMs.
📺: Sekai de Ichiban Kimi ga Suki, Cocktail Soft, 1990 (PC-88)
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having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
I love rotating my crops
February 11, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I love rotating my crops
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i made this in a frenzied sleep deprived craze i hope this doesn't change your opinion of me
February 6, 2026 at 5:00 AM
i made this in a frenzied sleep deprived craze i hope this doesn't change your opinion of me
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Its important to have a game on your wishlist that keeps going on sale every couple of months and you still never buy it.
February 10, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Its important to have a game on your wishlist that keeps going on sale every couple of months and you still never buy it.
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rewatching gundam with @oqtozille.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 8:50 AM
rewatching gundam with @oqtozille.bsky.social
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simant, magazine screenshot (2004) archive.org/details/Xbox...
March 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
simant, magazine screenshot (2004) archive.org/details/Xbox...
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i know you can read MY thoughts, girl
February 9, 2026 at 6:21 AM
i know you can read MY thoughts, girl