The Eye-patched Monarch
@eyepatchedmonarch.bsky.social
Howdy Y'all.
28, They/Them, Sketeon being bound in flesh.
I want to be a better creative person, but I am too exhausted to begin.
But I am setting myself to begin that journey.
28, They/Them, Sketeon being bound in flesh.
I want to be a better creative person, but I am too exhausted to begin.
But I am setting myself to begin that journey.
Pinned
Hey Y'all!!!
Just changing my old dusty name.
I have become stronger, so the name will be grander.
Just changing my old dusty name.
I have become stronger, so the name will be grander.
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The Gape God collection
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 AM
The Gape God collection
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I recently had the absolute pleasure of illustrating @spice8rack.bsky.social for the new @coolstuffinc.com token!
It was a genuine treat to capture them (again) in a magical setting, and I’m grateful to Cool Stuff for this wonderful opportunity 😊🌑☀️
It was a genuine treat to capture them (again) in a magical setting, and I’m grateful to Cool Stuff for this wonderful opportunity 😊🌑☀️
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I recently had the absolute pleasure of illustrating @spice8rack.bsky.social for the new @coolstuffinc.com token!
It was a genuine treat to capture them (again) in a magical setting, and I’m grateful to Cool Stuff for this wonderful opportunity 😊🌑☀️
It was a genuine treat to capture them (again) in a magical setting, and I’m grateful to Cool Stuff for this wonderful opportunity 😊🌑☀️
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I can't express this enough to people.
Music is a core part of me.
Can't play an instrument or sing for my life, to be honest.
Music is a core part of me.
Can't play an instrument or sing for my life, to be honest.
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I can't express this enough to people.
Music is a core part of me.
Can't play an instrument or sing for my life, to be honest.
Music is a core part of me.
Can't play an instrument or sing for my life, to be honest.
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After four long years, Wizards of the Coast is finally banning cards in Brawl. We have a LOT to talk about.
youtu.be/E__pYevRN_U
youtu.be/E__pYevRN_U
Taking Out the Trash - Cards Are Finally BANNED in Brawl
YouTube video by Amazonian
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
After four long years, Wizards of the Coast is finally banning cards in Brawl. We have a LOT to talk about.
youtu.be/E__pYevRN_U
youtu.be/E__pYevRN_U
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they should kiss
November 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
they should kiss
Hey Y'all!!!
Just changing my old dusty name.
I have become stronger, so the name will be grander.
Just changing my old dusty name.
I have become stronger, so the name will be grander.
October 31, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Hey Y'all!!!
Just changing my old dusty name.
I have become stronger, so the name will be grander.
Just changing my old dusty name.
I have become stronger, so the name will be grander.
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NEW VIDEO!
Something curious has happened at the Heilwald Clinic: a strange time loophole has been discovered, and now no one is able to die.
The Heilwald Loophole is an eccentric, offbeat and criminally underrated indie horror, and today I'd like to tell you all about it 💉
youtu.be/Q7qCLEOnHuo?...
Something curious has happened at the Heilwald Clinic: a strange time loophole has been discovered, and now no one is able to die.
The Heilwald Loophole is an eccentric, offbeat and criminally underrated indie horror, and today I'd like to tell you all about it 💉
youtu.be/Q7qCLEOnHuo?...
Hospital Horror and the Heilwald Loophole
YouTube video by tangomushi
youtu.be
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
NEW VIDEO!
Something curious has happened at the Heilwald Clinic: a strange time loophole has been discovered, and now no one is able to die.
The Heilwald Loophole is an eccentric, offbeat and criminally underrated indie horror, and today I'd like to tell you all about it 💉
youtu.be/Q7qCLEOnHuo?...
Something curious has happened at the Heilwald Clinic: a strange time loophole has been discovered, and now no one is able to die.
The Heilwald Loophole is an eccentric, offbeat and criminally underrated indie horror, and today I'd like to tell you all about it 💉
youtu.be/Q7qCLEOnHuo?...
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Waiting for the doctor to arrive. It's gonna be a while.
October 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Waiting for the doctor to arrive. It's gonna be a while.
Not the trip to the Emergency department...
October 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Not the trip to the Emergency department...
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The Indiegogo campaign for my new audio drama "Librarian" is now live!
We've got some fantastic perks lined up: behind-the-scenes content, digital/physical art, and even the chance to have a character named after you!
www.indiegogo.com/en/projects/...
We've got some fantastic perks lined up: behind-the-scenes content, digital/physical art, and even the chance to have a character named after you!
www.indiegogo.com/en/projects/...
October 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The Indiegogo campaign for my new audio drama "Librarian" is now live!
We've got some fantastic perks lined up: behind-the-scenes content, digital/physical art, and even the chance to have a character named after you!
www.indiegogo.com/en/projects/...
We've got some fantastic perks lined up: behind-the-scenes content, digital/physical art, and even the chance to have a character named after you!
www.indiegogo.com/en/projects/...
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We're over 28% funded!
Indiegogo kind of screwed me, but that doesn't mean this ship is sunk!
October 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
We're over 28% funded!
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In THREE VERSES³ you can walk in on a guy pooping
October 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
In THREE VERSES³ you can walk in on a guy pooping
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[FROM CLIPPY // With LOVE]
October 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
[FROM CLIPPY // With LOVE]
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Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
October 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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September 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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This video from @caelan.bsky.social made me viscerally disgusted and upset. I also think everyone should watch it. We've all seen the headlines about ChatGPT goading a teen to suicide but the details are so much worse than I could have imagined
ChatGPT Kіlled a Child
YouTube video by Dr. Caelan Conrad
m.youtube.com
September 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This video from @caelan.bsky.social made me viscerally disgusted and upset. I also think everyone should watch it. We've all seen the headlines about ChatGPT goading a teen to suicide but the details are so much worse than I could have imagined