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The Eye-patched Monarch
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Howdy Y'all.

28, They/Them, Sketeon being bound in flesh.

I want to be a better creative person, but I am too exhausted to begin.

But I am setting myself to begin that journey.
If you kick him...

He will kiss himself, tho.
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
People who play RPGs need free therapy after these kinds of experiences.

I can't have my Alien cowgirl singer bard die from a bad roll again.

(She has died at level 2!!! 6 times at this point.)
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Heck Yeah. I had forgotten about this game for a while. Thanks for the reminder.
October 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I really thought that the character was going to yeet themselves off the balcony at the end with some comical scream.

I think my brain is broken.
October 18, 2025 at 6:35 AM
You need to find a replacement for what you can't have right next to you.
a cartoon character is drinking through a straw from a cup
ALT: a cartoon character is drinking through a straw from a cup
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October 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM