Absurd Existentialist
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You may not believe in purpose, but purpose believes in you.
As an existentialist, it's against my religion to recognize anything that works against the existence of humanity as human. You should consider joining us.
As an existentialist, it's against my religion to recognize anything that works against the existence of humanity as human. You should consider joining us.
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The Social Security Trust Fund isn't broke because it paid out benefits to people who funded it. It's broke because billionaires and millionaires paid themselves to go to war with it. Social Security was stolen.
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So back in June Alex Padilla was tackled and detained by ICE for trying to ask a question at a press conference. The story from the administration was he attacked her.
Fast forward 7 months, Maxwell Frost attacked, Ilhan Omar attacked. Not a peep from the media about "turning down the rhetoric". 🙄
Fast forward 7 months, Maxwell Frost attacked, Ilhan Omar attacked. Not a peep from the media about "turning down the rhetoric". 🙄
January 29, 2026 at 5:18 PM
So back in June Alex Padilla was tackled and detained by ICE for trying to ask a question at a press conference. The story from the administration was he attacked her.
Fast forward 7 months, Maxwell Frost attacked, Ilhan Omar attacked. Not a peep from the media about "turning down the rhetoric". 🙄
Fast forward 7 months, Maxwell Frost attacked, Ilhan Omar attacked. Not a peep from the media about "turning down the rhetoric". 🙄
The republican model for negotiation is be so horrible it can't be tolerated then slowly walk back to see where your tolerance begins. That way they can be as absolutely disgusting as they can get away with while also moving your point of acceptance to the atrocities they really want. No compromise.
"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 6:25 PM
The republican model for negotiation is be so horrible it can't be tolerated then slowly walk back to see where your tolerance begins. That way they can be as absolutely disgusting as they can get away with while also moving your point of acceptance to the atrocities they really want. No compromise.
First off, Alderaan doesn't even make fentanyl, and even if it did, the Tantive 4 didn't even have enough fuel to reach the Empire. And killing survivors after their ship is disabled is just despicable. #DefundTheSith
Early in the film, an Imperial Commander tells Darth Vader about Senator Leia Organa, “She’ll die before she tells you anything.”
Vader responds, “Leave that to me. Send a distress signal and then inform the Senate that all aboard [the Tantive 4] were killed!”
Vader responds, “Leave that to me. Send a distress signal and then inform the Senate that all aboard [the Tantive 4] were killed!”
January 29, 2026 at 2:31 PM
First off, Alderaan doesn't even make fentanyl, and even if it did, the Tantive 4 didn't even have enough fuel to reach the Empire. And killing survivors after their ship is disabled is just despicable. #DefundTheSith
Although they are REALLY obvious.
- Happy Dad Joke of the Day
- Happy Dad Joke of the Day
Some of the most deeply miserable people I know are parents.
(And I don’t think it’s because they are a parent)
(And I don’t think it’s because they are a parent)
January 28, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Although they are REALLY obvious.
- Happy Dad Joke of the Day
- Happy Dad Joke of the Day
Did you know that Star Wars action figures are actually life-size? That's just how big aliens get in that galaxy.
January 28, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Did you know that Star Wars action figures are actually life-size? That's just how big aliens get in that galaxy.
Perhaps ICE should have required more training than highschool junior.
1/27/2026 - Minneapolis
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
January 27, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Perhaps ICE should have required more training than highschool junior.
Project 2025 response:
"Oh yes they did."
"Oh yes they did."
NYPOST EDITORIAL BOARD:
“.. Mr. President, the American people didn’t vote for these scenes, and you can’t continue to order them to not believe their lying eyes.”
@nypost.com
nypost.com/2026/01/25/o...
“.. Mr. President, the American people didn’t vote for these scenes, and you can’t continue to order them to not believe their lying eyes.”
@nypost.com
nypost.com/2026/01/25/o...
January 26, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Project 2025 response:
"Oh yes they did."
"Oh yes they did."
A time travel misadventure, baking pot brownies while baked on the very brownies you are about to bake. Blooper.
Baking while baked. Bakeception 🍪
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 PM
A time travel misadventure, baking pot brownies while baked on the very brownies you are about to bake. Blooper.
I much preferred having to read Executive Orders to understand the news than watch snuff films.
January 26, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I much preferred having to read Executive Orders to understand the news than watch snuff films.
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
So when it says Greenland because it's green, does that mean we're buying Iceland?
January 22, 2026 at 6:42 AM
So when it says Greenland because it's green, does that mean we're buying Iceland?
I've started watching that show Traitors, and I can't believe all those celebrities were January Sixers.
January 22, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I've started watching that show Traitors, and I can't believe all those celebrities were January Sixers.
And with that, evading teargas became a felony.
January 21, 2026 at 12:15 AM
And with that, evading teargas became a felony.
Not the treason, not the pedophilia, but learning geography will be the last straw for Trump's supporters, and we all knew it would come to this.
Multi-layered “look what you made me do” lie.
Because Norway didn’t give a him prize (it doesn’t decide winners) for ending wars (he didn’t end) the US won’t be peaceful anymore (bombing multiple countries) and will take Greenland (part of Denmark, not Norway) to stop Russia (it’d help Russia).
Because Norway didn’t give a him prize (it doesn’t decide winners) for ending wars (he didn’t end) the US won’t be peaceful anymore (bombing multiple countries) and will take Greenland (part of Denmark, not Norway) to stop Russia (it’d help Russia).
mad king moment
from the PBS Newshour correspondent
from the PBS Newshour correspondent
January 21, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Not the treason, not the pedophilia, but learning geography will be the last straw for Trump's supporters, and we all knew it would come to this.
Trump just signed an Executive Order declaring Denmark part of Norway... And also every body of water is now the Gulf of America.
This isn't satire. No jokes. This is the President of the United States telling Norway that he's going to take Greenland from Denmark because Norway didn't give him a peace prize.
This isn't Orange Man Bad. This is Orange Man Mad.
This isn't Orange Man Bad. This is Orange Man Mad.
January 21, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Trump just signed an Executive Order declaring Denmark part of Norway... And also every body of water is now the Gulf of America.
The people who fear a great replacement being what makes people think that ethnicity needs to be replaced is straight out of Greek mythology... probably. Maybe Shakespeare.
January 19, 2026 at 8:03 AM
The people who fear a great replacement being what makes people think that ethnicity needs to be replaced is straight out of Greek mythology... probably. Maybe Shakespeare.
Sean Payton is about to pay more money to Russell Wilson to get him back.
January 18, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Sean Payton is about to pay more money to Russell Wilson to get him back.
If Darwin was right, why aren't butter and sugar the healthiest things for us. You'd think we would have adapted by now.
January 17, 2026 at 6:46 AM
If Darwin was right, why aren't butter and sugar the healthiest things for us. You'd think we would have adapted by now.
It's always strange to me when people who want money to be the only metric applied to determine legitimacy delegitimize something by saying money had to be spent to do it. It's like the only metric they actually value is power.
ICE keeps saying the people protesting it are being paid without any evidence, but we have receipts showing that the people *defending* ICE are absolutely being paid.
And yet we only hear lies about the former on cable news.
And yet we only hear lies about the former on cable news.
relevant to the debate over whether we should keep funding DHS without reforms and accountability for how out of control their spending is
January 15, 2026 at 6:37 PM
It's always strange to me when people who want money to be the only metric applied to determine legitimacy delegitimize something by saying money had to be spent to do it. It's like the only metric they actually value is power.
You do not want to know how that guy feels on any other topic.
January 15, 2026 at 3:40 PM
You do not want to know how that guy feels on any other topic.
One thing Denmark has in common with a 13 year old girl, they can't stop Donald Trump.
January 15, 2026 at 12:06 AM
One thing Denmark has in common with a 13 year old girl, they can't stop Donald Trump.
When it finally happens, I call:
I have bad news and I have good news. The bad news is JD Vance is President. The good news is JD Vance is President.
I have bad news and I have good news. The bad news is JD Vance is President. The good news is JD Vance is President.
I’ve said this before, but he’s surrounded by reporters all of the time, and if these reports are true they are covering for him. It isn’t just gross, it’s symptomatic of all sorts of concerning states.
Every couple of weeks we get a different description of the apparently awful stench coming off our necrotic president and I think it's high time the media nail down exactly what kind of rotten meat covered in women's perfume he actually smells like.
January 15, 2026 at 12:03 AM
When it finally happens, I call:
I have bad news and I have good news. The bad news is JD Vance is President. The good news is JD Vance is President.
I have bad news and I have good news. The bad news is JD Vance is President. The good news is JD Vance is President.
If ICE really wanted to deter protesters, instead of teargas, they would throw Donald Trump.
Every couple of weeks we get a different description of the apparently awful stench coming off our necrotic president and I think it's high time the media nail down exactly what kind of rotten meat covered in women's perfume he actually smells like.
January 15, 2026 at 12:01 AM
If ICE really wanted to deter protesters, instead of teargas, they would throw Donald Trump.
Science has finally determined what would happen if Idiocracy pulled a Weekend at Bernie's.
Every couple of weeks we get a different description of the apparently awful stench coming off our necrotic president and I think it's high time the media nail down exactly what kind of rotten meat covered in women's perfume he actually smells like.
January 14, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Science has finally determined what would happen if Idiocracy pulled a Weekend at Bernie's.
That's one way to get NATO to fund their defense.
NEW: Germany is joining Sweden and Norway deploying troops to Denmark. (Reuters)
January 14, 2026 at 9:15 PM
That's one way to get NATO to fund their defense.