Absurd Existentialist
@existentialistgod.bsky.social
You may not believe in purpose, but purpose believes in you.
As an existentialist, it's against my religion to recognize anything that works against the existence of humanity as human. You should consider joining us.
As an existentialist, it's against my religion to recognize anything that works against the existence of humanity as human. You should consider joining us.
When confronted with a very low bar, Donald Trump endeavors to remove the bar entirely.
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
When confronted with a very low bar, Donald Trump endeavors to remove the bar entirely.
I'm only an amateur substacker myself, but out of curiosity, what's your record? I once got 12.
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I'm only an amateur substacker myself, but out of curiosity, what's your record? I once got 12.
MUSIC HISTORY: Tame Impala released their debut album, InnerSpeaker, on this day 15 years, 5 months and 24 days ago.
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
MUSIC HISTORY: Tame Impala released their debut album, InnerSpeaker, on this day 15 years, 5 months and 24 days ago.
You know what makes any food better, mayonnaise and raisins. I actually keep a jar of it to add to just about everything. I call it Mayonrais.
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 AM
You know what makes any food better, mayonnaise and raisins. I actually keep a jar of it to add to just about everything. I call it Mayonrais.
America 9 months ago.
Exists only as a memory.
Exists only as a memory.
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
America 9 months ago.
Exists only as a memory.
Exists only as a memory.
Donald Trump never got past The Great Gatsby's title.
November 1, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Donald Trump never got past The Great Gatsby's title.
I'm beginning to see why they changed My Cousin Vinny from the original title.
October 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'm beginning to see why they changed My Cousin Vinny from the original title.
I think they're reminiscent for the working class who would only let a black man earn a living wage if it helped his own son.
October 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I think they're reminiscent for the working class who would only let a black man earn a living wage if it helped his own son.
If you see this, post a Frankenstein!
October 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
If you see this, post a Frankenstein!
That's what happens when this is what they're trained to do.
October 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
That's what happens when this is what they're trained to do.
No wonder this guy always loses at Secret Hitler!
October 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
No wonder this guy always loses at Secret Hitler!
Why make Pringles Miller Lite Beer Can Chicken Potato Crisps when you can't even get whatever the hell Pringles even are right?
October 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Why make Pringles Miller Lite Beer Can Chicken Potato Crisps when you can't even get whatever the hell Pringles even are right?
That's what you get for watching Bruce Hornsby.
October 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
That's what you get for watching Bruce Hornsby.
This is the first issue of Time that requires an ID to purchase.
October 15, 2025 at 6:16 AM
This is the first issue of Time that requires an ID to purchase.
Scary stuff.
October 14, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Scary stuff.
Netanyahu has agreed to stop bombing now that he's run out of buildings.
October 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Netanyahu has agreed to stop bombing now that he's run out of buildings.
Complete sentences are a bit much for these neanderthals. We're lucky she didn't start throwing feces. 😭
October 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Complete sentences are a bit much for these neanderthals. We're lucky she didn't start throwing feces. 😭
You know who Ed Gein did inspire?
October 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You know who Ed Gein did inspire?
You're not getting me again congestive heart failure.
October 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You're not getting me again congestive heart failure.
What the hell are Democrats even asking for?
October 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
What the hell are Democrats even asking for?
What's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
September 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
What's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
Perhaps you've noticed the point at which the injury occurred is the part of the brain responsible for empathy and higher level thinking.
September 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Perhaps you've noticed the point at which the injury occurred is the part of the brain responsible for empathy and higher level thinking.
I'm sorry, are they jacking off the Capitol?
September 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I'm sorry, are they jacking off the Capitol?