Absurd Existentialist
@existentialistgod.bsky.social
You may not believe in purpose, but purpose believes in you.
As an existentialist, it's against my religion to recognize anything that works against the existence of humanity as human. You should consider joining us.
As an existentialist, it's against my religion to recognize anything that works against the existence of humanity as human. You should consider joining us.
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The Social Security Trust Fund isn't broke because it paid out benefits to people who funded it. It's broke because billionaires and millionaires paid themselves to go to war with it. Social Security was stolen.
It sure seems like Andrew Tate inherited Epstein's network.
NEW: The White House intervened on behalf of accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate during a federal investigation.
“It was so offensive to what we’re all here to do, to uphold the law and protect the American people,” one official involved said.
“It was so offensive to what we’re all here to do, to uphold the law and protect the American people,” one official involved said.
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It sure seems like Andrew Tate inherited Epstein's network.
We're really trying not to murder journalists, but you know... old habits.
MBS claims the murder of Khashoggi was "a huge mistake and we're our doing our best that this doesn't happen again."
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
We're really trying not to murder journalists, but you know... old habits.
We would be better served putting ICE agents to work in the fields.
They’re not going after criminals. “Criminals don’t get up and go to work and pay their bills.”
These are not criminals; they’re hard-working people.
EVERY LAST WORD OF THIS🔥
These are not criminals; they’re hard-working people.
EVERY LAST WORD OF THIS🔥
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
We would be better served putting ICE agents to work in the fields.
This probably would have gone better if the Saudi Prince had Dave Chappelle open for them.
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This probably would have gone better if the Saudi Prince had Dave Chappelle open for them.
Home Depot should have a Release The Files sales event where all profits on wood files go to the survivors of human trafficking.
And tie-in with a medical supplier to donate profits from their motorized wheelchairs towards giving Donald the electric chair. That's called synergy... and justice.
And tie-in with a medical supplier to donate profits from their motorized wheelchairs towards giving Donald the electric chair. That's called synergy... and justice.
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Home Depot should have a Release The Files sales event where all profits on wood files go to the survivors of human trafficking.
And tie-in with a medical supplier to donate profits from their motorized wheelchairs towards giving Donald the electric chair. That's called synergy... and justice.
And tie-in with a medical supplier to donate profits from their motorized wheelchairs towards giving Donald the electric chair. That's called synergy... and justice.
BlueSky let me down not forcing this to the top of my feed for 4 days. And I let myself down not having all the money in the world for every piece
For the one person who sees this, noted Thrizzler, Michael Kupperman is offering a bunch of great originals. Hurry!
michaelkupperman.com/shop/edison-...
For the one person who sees this, noted Thrizzler, Michael Kupperman is offering a bunch of great originals. Hurry!
michaelkupperman.com/shop/edison-...
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
BlueSky let me down not forcing this to the top of my feed for 4 days. And I let myself down not having all the money in the world for every piece
For the one person who sees this, noted Thrizzler, Michael Kupperman is offering a bunch of great originals. Hurry!
michaelkupperman.com/shop/edison-...
For the one person who sees this, noted Thrizzler, Michael Kupperman is offering a bunch of great originals. Hurry!
michaelkupperman.com/shop/edison-...
I'll tell you one thing, if a cow can march 3,000 miles over rugged terrain for a better life, I'd be willing to eat that cow.
I knew they blamed immigrants for everything, but I didn’t think they would blame immigrant cows for hamburger prices.
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I'll tell you one thing, if a cow can march 3,000 miles over rugged terrain for a better life, I'd be willing to eat that cow.
I've started using this entire video as a GIF.
I've seen many YouTube interpolations of "Steamed Hams," but this one, which expands the gag into a "My Dinner With Andre" parody, is special. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-O...
Steamed Hams but it's a Critically Acclaimed Feature Film
YouTube video by Tyrone Deise
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I've started using this entire video as a GIF.
Creationists are okay with AI because they think humans are the original artificial intelligence.
New hip insult you'll be hearing everywhere soon:
"Was this made by Al?"
Especially effective when mentioned while watching a film (especially a big budget one) or listening to the new release of a song (preferably by a big pop star).
"Was this made by Al?"
Especially effective when mentioned while watching a film (especially a big budget one) or listening to the new release of a song (preferably by a big pop star).
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Creationists are okay with AI because they think humans are the original artificial intelligence.
MUSIC HISTORY: Tame Impala released their debut album, InnerSpeaker, on this day 15 years, 5 months and 24 days ago.
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
MUSIC HISTORY: Tame Impala released their debut album, InnerSpeaker, on this day 15 years, 5 months and 24 days ago.
BlueSky feels like I moved into a house with a bad foundation they forgot to mention. And now I know I have to move again, but the thought of moving is the only thing that keeps me stuck here. Anyone have leads on a better house?
BlueSky is a bad site used by good people. That describes most social media sites. But BlueSky is egregiously unethical. Any of you can be disappeared for baseless reasons. I've been on social media for 17 years and never been suspended. BlueSky is the first place to do so – over Johnny Cash lyrics.
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
BlueSky feels like I moved into a house with a bad foundation they forgot to mention. And now I know I have to move again, but the thought of moving is the only thing that keeps me stuck here. Anyone have leads on a better house?
Are you telling me the next big medical breakthrough is super boogers? Eat that, RFK!
Vaccines save lives.
“… the promise of nasal vaccines is that they could induce mucosal immunity along with a systemic immune response.”
“… the promise of nasal vaccines is that they could induce mucosal immunity along with a systemic immune response.”
Will nasal vaccines consign injections to history?
Nasal vaccines could offer protection against airborne pathogens at their point of entry into the body.
www.nature.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Are you telling me the next big medical breakthrough is super boogers? Eat that, RFK!
There's a reason the only place Mark Halperin could get a job was on Megyn Kelly's media channel.
This garbage from Megyn Kelly is the very reason why would be foolish to ever have the hope that the 53% will turn against white male patriarchy. In the name of keeping "whiteness" they would AND HAVE sold out their own daughters to the proclivities of monsters.
youtube.com/shorts/s4y-O...
youtube.com/shorts/s4y-O...
Megyn Kelly offers BIZARRE statement on Epstein
YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen
youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
There's a reason the only place Mark Halperin could get a job was on Megyn Kelly's media channel.
Successful p̶e̶d̶o̶p̶h̶i̶l̶e̶s̶ save t̶i̶m̶e̶ by s̶k̶i̶p̶p̶i̶n̶g̶ every o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ word.
If you can read this, you might be successful... or a pedophile.
If you can read this, you might be successful... or a pedophile.
Back when I was communicating with Lawrence Krauss about his public defense of Jeffrey Epstein, I was shocked by how illiterate he was. After reading the recently leaked Epstein emails, it seems like the entire pedo network wrote that way. Weird. skepchick.org/2011/04/lawr...
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Successful p̶e̶d̶o̶p̶h̶i̶l̶e̶s̶ save t̶i̶m̶e̶ by s̶k̶i̶p̶p̶i̶n̶g̶ every o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ word.
If you can read this, you might be successful... or a pedophile.
If you can read this, you might be successful... or a pedophile.
"I honestly expected the serial pedoohile to be more refined," is not a sentence you will hear from serious people.
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 AM
"I honestly expected the serial pedoohile to be more refined," is not a sentence you will hear from serious people.
Demanding back pay now implies Democrats didn't think current law fully covered federal employees, putting federal employees and courts in uncertain territory for future shutdowns. This wasn't just surrender, it was future surrender.
The thing that's pissing me off the most is that "getting back SNAP" or backpay doesn't constitute a deal because those things were illegal. Making a "deal" about when and for whom laws exist is not it.
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Demanding back pay now implies Democrats didn't think current law fully covered federal employees, putting federal employees and courts in uncertain territory for future shutdowns. This wasn't just surrender, it was future surrender.
Does it say anything that once liberals get holes in their brains, they go republican?
The guy who literally survived a stroke because of accessible healthcare now parrots GOP talking points that healthcare is extreme. Fuck off, Fetterman.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Does it say anything that once liberals get holes in their brains, they go republican?
It's so cute when traditional reporters think this Supreme Court needs a "clean vehicle" to impose their political agenda.
As I explained when Davis' lawyers filed this petition, there was virtually no chance that the Supreme Court would seriously consider her case. I doubt there are five votes to overturn Obergefell—but if there were, this case does not present a clean vehicle for doing so. slate.com/news-and-pol...
The Sudden Panic That SCOTUS Might Overturn Marriage Equality Misses the Real Threat
Kim Davis’ case will not be the vehicle the court uses to eradicate the equal dignity of same-sex couples.
slate.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It's so cute when traditional reporters think this Supreme Court needs a "clean vehicle" to impose their political agenda.
Remember when James Comey had FBI files that showed Trump was an explicit pedophile and Hillary lost emails, but felt he couldn't appear biased on the emails? He deserves nothing.
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Remember when James Comey had FBI files that showed Trump was an explicit pedophile and Hillary lost emails, but felt he couldn't appear biased on the emails? He deserves nothing.
We should pay for our military the same way Facebook does, by doing ads. That way, it's the people who are into it that pay for it.
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
We should pay for our military the same way Facebook does, by doing ads. That way, it's the people who are into it that pay for it.
It's so weird there are anonymous donors for the military, but food?, no way.
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It's so weird there are anonymous donors for the military, but food?, no way.
This is proof Capitalism has failed. I would have done it for half that. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/b...
Musk Wins $1 Trillion Pay Package, Creating Split Screen on Wealth in America
www.nytimes.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This is proof Capitalism has failed. I would have done it for half that. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/b...
Trump looks like he thinks it's his body and he's preparing to be falling very suddenly.
When you're a sociopath and get angry that someone else's medical emergency, just four feet away, drew focus from your gloating and you forget which lie you were on.
November 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Trump looks like he thinks it's his body and he's preparing to be falling very suddenly.
Subway has an opportunity to totally redeem their mascot image right now.
November 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Subway has an opportunity to totally redeem their mascot image right now.
This is looking to be the biggest shutdown of airports since the Revolution.
time.com/5620936/dona...
time.com/5620936/dona...
time.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
This is looking to be the biggest shutdown of airports since the Revolution.
time.com/5620936/dona...
time.com/5620936/dona...