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ewwdavid.bsky.social
@ewwdavid.bsky.social
As always, a work in progress.
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I feel like my finding out is extraordinarily high for the amount of fucking around I’ve done.
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on windy days like today my dogs majestically stand outside as though they’re are receiving secret messages from the ancients
November 18, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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me, thinking: *today i’m going to be positive*
barista: howdy!
me: ah nuts
November 19, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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The 4th grade gossip is top tier right now.
November 19, 2024 at 3:55 AM
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It’s time to start having opinions 🤙🏼
November 19, 2024 at 4:00 AM
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Here from that other app.
Need some positivity.
Here for the laughs.
November 14, 2024 at 7:54 PM
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If you say to yourself “this might come in handy one day”…do yourself a favour and put it in the fucking bin
November 18, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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Even a gangster like me needs a forehead kiss sometimes!
November 19, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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Hey, I'm Beesley and I'm addicted to collecting ceramic Christmas trees 🎄
November 19, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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The smell, feel, and sound of a good book in your hands
🤌🤌
November 16, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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I didn’t feel like doing laundry so I went commando for two months…

“Ma’am pull to the second window please”
November 17, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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Have we tried kicking the earth off it’s axis?
November 17, 2024 at 5:54 AM
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Thought about reading the news.

Decided I’d smoke a joint instead.
November 17, 2024 at 6:02 AM
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Was talking to my 20 about Andrew Tate.

My child personally is not an idiot, nor a fan of that thumb but some of his friends have at points been sucked in and he said we should consider the real risk that emotionally unavailable parents are to growing teen boys.
November 17, 2024 at 6:10 AM
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This is not my first rodeo, I have season tickets…
November 16, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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If you dm me, I will dm you right back by demanding you roll for initiative
November 16, 2024 at 7:36 AM
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idk bro but sounds like you need to move to the country and eat a lot of peaches
November 15, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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I'll show you a good time, baby

[eats lasagna in my pajamas]
October 1, 2023 at 2:58 PM
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Middle finger girl in a heart hand world.
November 16, 2024 at 7:23 AM
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If you're into watching fights you should come watch me try to sleep at night
November 16, 2024 at 11:26 AM
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I’m not here to break up your marriage. Unless you want me to.
November 16, 2024 at 1:39 PM