🐝 TattooedBee🐝
@tattooedbee.bsky.social
Bald headed, tattooed, smart-assed, coconut/vanilla scented, CHD Mom 💙❤️, devoted better half, a renegade of funk, the office fanatic, wu-tang Killa bee, avett brothers connoisseur, Mr. Darcy obsessor, ordained minister, in love with my Vans & Chucks
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🐝 TattooedBee🐝
@tattooedbee.bsky.social
· Nov 25
Nibbles face when I told her the kids were home until Monday.......
Sometimes you're the dog poop, sometimes you're the shoe.
January 7, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Sometimes you're the dog poop, sometimes you're the shoe.
Nibbles says Hi! Say it back! 😻
January 6, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Nibbles says Hi! Say it back! 😻
My thighs say Hi!
January 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
My thighs say Hi!
Chicken and rice casserole, steamed green beans with butter, & garlic parmesan biscuits!!
If you're coming over, wear comfy clothes!
If you're coming over, wear comfy clothes!
January 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Chicken and rice casserole, steamed green beans with butter, & garlic parmesan biscuits!!
If you're coming over, wear comfy clothes!
If you're coming over, wear comfy clothes!
So many people have inspired me to be nothing like them.
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
So many people have inspired me to be nothing like them.
Just had two more employees put their notice in. One has been here 15 years, the other 18 years.
This is the 3rd employee with more than 8 years here to leave in the last month.
Says a ton about the new owners.
This is the 3rd employee with more than 8 years here to leave in the last month.
Says a ton about the new owners.
January 5, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Just had two more employees put their notice in. One has been here 15 years, the other 18 years.
This is the 3rd employee with more than 8 years here to leave in the last month.
Says a ton about the new owners.
This is the 3rd employee with more than 8 years here to leave in the last month.
Says a ton about the new owners.
This is the Mondayest of all Mondays 😂😂
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
This is the Mondayest of all Mondays 😂😂
Patiently waiting for me to be done moving around!
January 4, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Patiently waiting for me to be done moving around!
Today on, I'm the worst mom ever:
My son isn't allowed to use any electronics after he kicked his sister & called her a bitch.
And he can't wait to go back to school on Tuesday because "this household is THE WORST!"
Y'all.
My son isn't allowed to use any electronics after he kicked his sister & called her a bitch.
And he can't wait to go back to school on Tuesday because "this household is THE WORST!"
Y'all.
January 4, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Today on, I'm the worst mom ever:
My son isn't allowed to use any electronics after he kicked his sister & called her a bitch.
And he can't wait to go back to school on Tuesday because "this household is THE WORST!"
Y'all.
My son isn't allowed to use any electronics after he kicked his sister & called her a bitch.
And he can't wait to go back to school on Tuesday because "this household is THE WORST!"
Y'all.
Pork roast in the crockpot! Making homemade pulled pork sandwiches with paprika/garlic roasted potatoes for dinner! 😋🤤
January 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Pork roast in the crockpot! Making homemade pulled pork sandwiches with paprika/garlic roasted potatoes for dinner! 😋🤤
Me: I want coffee.
Hubs: What?! It's 830pm?! You do not need any more coffee.
Me: *stares at him*
Hubs: It's true, you don't.
Me: *Googles closest divorce attorney*
Hubs: What?! It's 830pm?! You do not need any more coffee.
Me: *stares at him*
Hubs: It's true, you don't.
Me: *Googles closest divorce attorney*
January 4, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Me: I want coffee.
Hubs: What?! It's 830pm?! You do not need any more coffee.
Me: *stares at him*
Hubs: It's true, you don't.
Me: *Googles closest divorce attorney*
Hubs: What?! It's 830pm?! You do not need any more coffee.
Me: *stares at him*
Hubs: It's true, you don't.
Me: *Googles closest divorce attorney*
Nibbles absolutely loves the heated oversized throw I was gifted for Christmas. She's a warm kitty girl!!
January 4, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Nibbles absolutely loves the heated oversized throw I was gifted for Christmas. She's a warm kitty girl!!
Pj pants ☑️
Comfy sweatshirt ☑️
No bra ☑️
Pizza ordered & on the way ☑️
Blanket on with Nibbles on my lap ☑️
I party hard on a Saturday night!
Comfy sweatshirt ☑️
No bra ☑️
Pizza ordered & on the way ☑️
Blanket on with Nibbles on my lap ☑️
I party hard on a Saturday night!
January 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Pj pants ☑️
Comfy sweatshirt ☑️
No bra ☑️
Pizza ordered & on the way ☑️
Blanket on with Nibbles on my lap ☑️
I party hard on a Saturday night!
Comfy sweatshirt ☑️
No bra ☑️
Pizza ordered & on the way ☑️
Blanket on with Nibbles on my lap ☑️
I party hard on a Saturday night!
7-8 year old basketball all morning! I'm keeping score and stats this time, not coaching! I love seeing some of my kiddos from soccer and basketball!! 🏀😎
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
7-8 year old basketball all morning! I'm keeping score and stats this time, not coaching! I love seeing some of my kiddos from soccer and basketball!! 🏀😎
Hubs: Come on, we haven't had sex in a year!!
Me: We literally spent three hours in bed on 12-31-25, I got up sore!
Hubs: See! It's been a year!!!!
Me: ⏬
Me: We literally spent three hours in bed on 12-31-25, I got up sore!
Hubs: See! It's been a year!!!!
Me: ⏬
January 2, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Hubs: Come on, we haven't had sex in a year!!
Me: We literally spent three hours in bed on 12-31-25, I got up sore!
Hubs: See! It's been a year!!!!
Me: ⏬
Me: We literally spent three hours in bed on 12-31-25, I got up sore!
Hubs: See! It's been a year!!!!
Me: ⏬
My husband got a Switch 2 for Christmas. When he transferred the data to the new switch, he erased my island on Animal Crossing. Y'all.
January 2, 2026 at 3:11 AM
My husband got a Switch 2 for Christmas. When he transferred the data to the new switch, he erased my island on Animal Crossing. Y'all.
I love you and just want you to be happy.
January 2, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I love you and just want you to be happy.
January 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Carrot Cake with cream cheese frosting 🤌🤌
January 2, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Carrot Cake with cream cheese frosting 🤌🤌
Prime Rib, greens, black eye peas with chow chow, homemade Mac, deviled eggs, cornbread!
It's gonna be a yummy New Year's Lunch!!!!
It's gonna be a yummy New Year's Lunch!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Prime Rib, greens, black eye peas with chow chow, homemade Mac, deviled eggs, cornbread!
It's gonna be a yummy New Year's Lunch!!!!
It's gonna be a yummy New Year's Lunch!!!!
Happy New Year 🎊🎊
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Happy New Year 🎊🎊
There is already Valentine's Day & Easter stuff in the stores.
What in the ham sandwich on rye with onions, mustard, pickles, lettuce, tomato and chips on the side is happening?!
What in the ham sandwich on rye with onions, mustard, pickles, lettuce, tomato and chips on the side is happening?!
December 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
There is already Valentine's Day & Easter stuff in the stores.
What in the ham sandwich on rye with onions, mustard, pickles, lettuce, tomato and chips on the side is happening?!
What in the ham sandwich on rye with onions, mustard, pickles, lettuce, tomato and chips on the side is happening?!
All I gotta say is bless your heart. Take it how you need too.
December 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
All I gotta say is bless your heart. Take it how you need too.
Can someone tell me why The Clash is on the oldies station?! 😭
December 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Can someone tell me why The Clash is on the oldies station?! 😭