🐝 TattooedBee🐝
@tattooedbee.bsky.social
Bald headed, tattooed, smart-assed, coconut/vanilla scented, CHD Mom 💙❤️, devoted better half, a renegade of funk, the office fanatic, wu-tang Killa bee, avett brothers connoisseur, Mr. Darcy obsessor, ordained minister, in love with my Vans & Chucks
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🐝 TattooedBee🐝
@tattooedbee.bsky.social
· Nov 25
Nibbles face when I told her the kids were home until Monday.......
Send me your favorite work out song! I'm making a playlist!
January 8, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Send me your favorite work out song! I'm making a playlist!
This. This is me.
January 8, 2026 at 2:42 AM
This. This is me.
One can live magnificently in this world if one knows how to work and how to love.
Leo Tolstoy
Leo Tolstoy
January 8, 2026 at 2:04 AM
One can live magnificently in this world if one knows how to work and how to love.
Leo Tolstoy
Leo Tolstoy
I need a woman that can lift up a car, help me with an alibi when I get home from the bar......
January 7, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I need a woman that can lift up a car, help me with an alibi when I get home from the bar......
Wednesday, why you gotta be estúpido?
January 7, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Wednesday, why you gotta be estúpido?
If you have to ask her if she came, I can promise you she didn't.
January 7, 2026 at 1:12 AM
If you have to ask her if she came, I can promise you she didn't.
My sweet, kind, and cute son got a hand written note from a girl today in his class.... This girl thinks he is cute and likes him.... Help me lawd Gary Renee Becky Brice Harriet Skylar Susan Christopher and Shane.... Somebody come get this little girl!
January 7, 2026 at 12:44 AM
My sweet, kind, and cute son got a hand written note from a girl today in his class.... This girl thinks he is cute and likes him.... Help me lawd Gary Renee Becky Brice Harriet Skylar Susan Christopher and Shane.... Somebody come get this little girl!
Sometimes you're the dog poop, sometimes you're the shoe.
January 7, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Sometimes you're the dog poop, sometimes you're the shoe.
Nibbles says Hi! Say it back! 😻
January 6, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Nibbles says Hi! Say it back! 😻
My thighs say Hi!
January 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
My thighs say Hi!
Chicken and rice casserole, steamed green beans with butter, & garlic parmesan biscuits!!
If you're coming over, wear comfy clothes!
If you're coming over, wear comfy clothes!
January 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Chicken and rice casserole, steamed green beans with butter, & garlic parmesan biscuits!!
If you're coming over, wear comfy clothes!
If you're coming over, wear comfy clothes!
So many people have inspired me to be nothing like them.
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
So many people have inspired me to be nothing like them.
Just had two more employees put their notice in. One has been here 15 years, the other 18 years.
This is the 3rd employee with more than 8 years here to leave in the last month.
Says a ton about the new owners.
This is the 3rd employee with more than 8 years here to leave in the last month.
Says a ton about the new owners.
January 5, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Just had two more employees put their notice in. One has been here 15 years, the other 18 years.
This is the 3rd employee with more than 8 years here to leave in the last month.
Says a ton about the new owners.
This is the 3rd employee with more than 8 years here to leave in the last month.
Says a ton about the new owners.
This is the Mondayest of all Mondays 😂😂
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
This is the Mondayest of all Mondays 😂😂
Patiently waiting for me to be done moving around!
January 4, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Patiently waiting for me to be done moving around!
Today on, I'm the worst mom ever:
My son isn't allowed to use any electronics after he kicked his sister & called her a bitch.
And he can't wait to go back to school on Tuesday because "this household is THE WORST!"
Y'all.
My son isn't allowed to use any electronics after he kicked his sister & called her a bitch.
And he can't wait to go back to school on Tuesday because "this household is THE WORST!"
Y'all.
January 4, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Today on, I'm the worst mom ever:
My son isn't allowed to use any electronics after he kicked his sister & called her a bitch.
And he can't wait to go back to school on Tuesday because "this household is THE WORST!"
Y'all.
My son isn't allowed to use any electronics after he kicked his sister & called her a bitch.
And he can't wait to go back to school on Tuesday because "this household is THE WORST!"
Y'all.
Pork roast in the crockpot! Making homemade pulled pork sandwiches with paprika/garlic roasted potatoes for dinner! 😋🤤
January 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Pork roast in the crockpot! Making homemade pulled pork sandwiches with paprika/garlic roasted potatoes for dinner! 😋🤤
Me: I want coffee.
Hubs: What?! It's 830pm?! You do not need any more coffee.
Me: *stares at him*
Hubs: It's true, you don't.
Me: *Googles closest divorce attorney*
Hubs: What?! It's 830pm?! You do not need any more coffee.
Me: *stares at him*
Hubs: It's true, you don't.
Me: *Googles closest divorce attorney*
January 4, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Me: I want coffee.
Hubs: What?! It's 830pm?! You do not need any more coffee.
Me: *stares at him*
Hubs: It's true, you don't.
Me: *Googles closest divorce attorney*
Hubs: What?! It's 830pm?! You do not need any more coffee.
Me: *stares at him*
Hubs: It's true, you don't.
Me: *Googles closest divorce attorney*
Nibbles absolutely loves the heated oversized throw I was gifted for Christmas. She's a warm kitty girl!!
January 4, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Nibbles absolutely loves the heated oversized throw I was gifted for Christmas. She's a warm kitty girl!!
Pj pants ☑️
Comfy sweatshirt ☑️
No bra ☑️
Pizza ordered & on the way ☑️
Blanket on with Nibbles on my lap ☑️
I party hard on a Saturday night!
Comfy sweatshirt ☑️
No bra ☑️
Pizza ordered & on the way ☑️
Blanket on with Nibbles on my lap ☑️
I party hard on a Saturday night!
January 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Pj pants ☑️
Comfy sweatshirt ☑️
No bra ☑️
Pizza ordered & on the way ☑️
Blanket on with Nibbles on my lap ☑️
I party hard on a Saturday night!
Comfy sweatshirt ☑️
No bra ☑️
Pizza ordered & on the way ☑️
Blanket on with Nibbles on my lap ☑️
I party hard on a Saturday night!
7-8 year old basketball all morning! I'm keeping score and stats this time, not coaching! I love seeing some of my kiddos from soccer and basketball!! 🏀😎
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
7-8 year old basketball all morning! I'm keeping score and stats this time, not coaching! I love seeing some of my kiddos from soccer and basketball!! 🏀😎
Hubs: Come on, we haven't had sex in a year!!
Me: We literally spent three hours in bed on 12-31-25, I got up sore!
Hubs: See! It's been a year!!!!
Me: ⏬
Me: We literally spent three hours in bed on 12-31-25, I got up sore!
Hubs: See! It's been a year!!!!
Me: ⏬
January 2, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Hubs: Come on, we haven't had sex in a year!!
Me: We literally spent three hours in bed on 12-31-25, I got up sore!
Hubs: See! It's been a year!!!!
Me: ⏬
Me: We literally spent three hours in bed on 12-31-25, I got up sore!
Hubs: See! It's been a year!!!!
Me: ⏬
My husband got a Switch 2 for Christmas. When he transferred the data to the new switch, he erased my island on Animal Crossing. Y'all.
January 2, 2026 at 3:11 AM
My husband got a Switch 2 for Christmas. When he transferred the data to the new switch, he erased my island on Animal Crossing. Y'all.
I love you and just want you to be happy.
January 2, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I love you and just want you to be happy.