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Jennifer
@evryflavrbean.bsky.social
Elder millennial, 🏳️‍🌈, wannabe content creator, women’s ⚽️ fan: Orlando Pride, Chelsea FCW, Tigres Femenil, Canberra United
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Intro for anyone who did not follow me on the dead bird app:
- I watch a lot of woso including NWSL, WSL, Liga MX Femenil, and A-League W (teams I support in bio)
- I post deranged reactions to things that happen during games with no context
- I like to travel to away games which is weird in USA
I don’t live here for this shit 🥶
December 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I don’t understand sports betting because if my teams sucking cost me more money I would just stop watching sports but apparently some people enjoy this???
December 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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I find Berman’s comments worrisome. Growing the league focuses on hooking the next generation on content and betting rather than getting them to play the game. Does betting actually create fans or just focus attention on the league superficially, as people chance dopamine in the form of parlays?
Here are Berman's comments during the panel.
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I replaced my old heating pad and the new one has a warning on it that says “do not iron” and now I’m wondering who tried
December 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
oof
It’s one thing for a team to decide to part ways with a player, that’s sport, but decorum and respect…
December 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
good news, it's actually bad and I'm returning it
bought a new travel backpack that I absolutely don’t need because I own too many bags already 😭
December 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
end of year reading
December 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
bought a new travel backpack that I absolutely don’t need because I own too many bags already 😭
December 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
using the Netflix I bought for my dad’s NFL game to catch up on the last few seasons of Call The Midwife since I’ve barely watched scripted tv since mid-2021
December 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
this is annoying
December 27, 2025 at 8:47 AM
these socks blend right into the pitch with the color on my TV 😭
December 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
ended up spilling hot espresso all over my kitchen, excellent
I think I packed my espresso too tight because it’s taking forever
December 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I think I packed my espresso too tight because it’s taking forever
December 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
two weeks until I leave for Australia and three weeks until I go to a Canberra United game (and also my birthday)
December 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I genuinely believe Threads is some kind of social experiment
Threads is just wild because what the fuck
December 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Ceci Santiago and Alison González got engaged 🫶
December 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Bought my dad a month of Netflix so he could see the Detroit Lions game today
December 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My 96 year old great-aunt (this cousin’s mother) also died last night. The future where I’m the only one left in my family isn’t far away. Everyone else is 75+.
One of my mother’s cousins died of pancreatic cancer this morning after just being diagnosed a few weeks ago.

I hate this time of year - so many people in my family have died around Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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"Would you like your Alexa to be more conversational?" I don't even want my barber to and he's real
December 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
spent an hour writing notes on a work escalation - 4 pages in Word - about why I know it looks right at first glance, but when you dig into the data, it doesn’t add up.

someone messaged me not even 20 minutes after I submitted it to tell me it was fine because they only took the first glance. 😭
December 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
One of my mother’s cousins died of pancreatic cancer this morning after just being diagnosed a few weeks ago.

I hate this time of year - so many people in my family have died around Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I'm really faceblind, so you could tell me these are all the same guy and I would not question it
NWSL has a type, huh?
December 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Reposted by Jennifer
Este es el balance que presenta la Liga MX Femenil, destacándose un promedio mayor de asistencia en los estadios que ligas femeninas europeas como la de España, Países Bajos y Suiza 😍😮‍💨
#LigaBBVAMXFemenil #FutFem
December 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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