Micolash, Host of Thanksgiving Dinner
@evilgenius815.bsky.social
Ahh, Kos, or some say Kosm... Do you hear our prayers? As you once did for the vacuous Rom, Grant us eyes, grant us eyes. Plant eyes on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy. The grand lake of mud, hidden now, from sight.
post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
post a famous bathroom scene
Gonna get in on a gig telling stories around a campfire to preserve our history through oral traditions.
"Gather 'round, children, to hear a tale of the old times: the Legend of Bean Dad."
"Gather 'round, children, to hear a tale of the old times: the Legend of Bean Dad."
Trying to decide on a career for when the economy crashes and we return to the ancient times. I'm leaning toward soothsayer but I'm also open to banditry
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Gonna get in on a gig telling stories around a campfire to preserve our history through oral traditions.
"Gather 'round, children, to hear a tale of the old times: the Legend of Bean Dad."
"Gather 'round, children, to hear a tale of the old times: the Legend of Bean Dad."
"Remember to believe in the magic! Or I'll kill you!"
It’s thanksgiving week so I wanna see some MST3K posting, quotes, pictures, clips, gifs! Meanwhile I’m going to go to a department meeting and try to pay attention while I wonder if there’s beer on the sun
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"Remember to believe in the magic! Or I'll kill you!"
I think I'd flip Rogue One and The Last Jedi, but this is pretty solid.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I think I'd flip Rogue One and The Last Jedi, but this is pretty solid.
Watch out for snakes!
It’s thanksgiving week so I wanna see some MST3K posting, quotes, pictures, clips, gifs! Meanwhile I’m going to go to a department meeting and try to pay attention while I wonder if there’s beer on the sun
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Watch out for snakes!
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
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Ah that first cup of Sunday morning coffee.
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Ah that first cup of Sunday morning coffee.
Lil Eazy long gone
Really wish he could come home
But when it's time to die, gotta go, bye bye
All a lil' thug could do was cry, cry
Why'd they kill my dawg?
Damn, man, I miss my Uncle Charles, y'all
And he shouldn't be gone
In front of his home, what they did to Boo was wrong
Really wish he could come home
But when it's time to die, gotta go, bye bye
All a lil' thug could do was cry, cry
Why'd they kill my dawg?
Damn, man, I miss my Uncle Charles, y'all
And he shouldn't be gone
In front of his home, what they did to Boo was wrong
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Lil Eazy long gone
Really wish he could come home
But when it's time to die, gotta go, bye bye
All a lil' thug could do was cry, cry
Why'd they kill my dawg?
Damn, man, I miss my Uncle Charles, y'all
And he shouldn't be gone
In front of his home, what they did to Boo was wrong
Really wish he could come home
But when it's time to die, gotta go, bye bye
All a lil' thug could do was cry, cry
Why'd they kill my dawg?
Damn, man, I miss my Uncle Charles, y'all
And he shouldn't be gone
In front of his home, what they did to Boo was wrong
Look in my eyes, what do you see?
The cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you wanna be
Oh, I'm the cult of personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you wanna be
Oh, I'm the cult of personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the cult of personality
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Look in my eyes, what do you see?
The cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you wanna be
Oh, I'm the cult of personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you wanna be
Oh, I'm the cult of personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the cult of personality
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
What a wormy little shithead.
Mike Johnson on Trump calling for Democrats to be executed: "Attorneys have to parse the language and determine all that."
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
What a wormy little shithead.
[after reading the comments on literally anything]
Why d I do this? This adds nothing and just makes me irritated at strangers. I will never do this again.
[moments later after clicking on the very next thing]
I wonder what other people thought about this. I'll check the comments and find out.
Why d I do this? This adds nothing and just makes me irritated at strangers. I will never do this again.
[moments later after clicking on the very next thing]
I wonder what other people thought about this. I'll check the comments and find out.
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
[after reading the comments on literally anything]
Why d I do this? This adds nothing and just makes me irritated at strangers. I will never do this again.
[moments later after clicking on the very next thing]
I wonder what other people thought about this. I'll check the comments and find out.
Why d I do this? This adds nothing and just makes me irritated at strangers. I will never do this again.
[moments later after clicking on the very next thing]
I wonder what other people thought about this. I'll check the comments and find out.
You said no to WHAT
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
You said no to WHAT
This completely correct. (Though I thought the last Branagh Christie film wasn't half bad.)
Hot take: the Rian Johnson Benoit Blanc movies are more true to the spirit of Agatha Christie mysteries (smart, ensemble driven, all clues in plain sight, everyone confused about the detective's cultural background) than the Kenneth Branagh adaptations of actual Agatha Christie titles
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This completely correct. (Though I thought the last Branagh Christie film wasn't half bad.)
more like C-, am I right ladies and gentlemen
(no but for real C++ sucks shit)
(no but for real C++ sucks shit)
C++ is for little worms
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
more like C-, am I right ladies and gentlemen
(no but for real C++ sucks shit)
(no but for real C++ sucks shit)
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50 years ago this week, Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert made the first pilot for their TV show. In honor of this huge anniversary, I created my definitive “Best of Siskel & Ebert” article - 50 of their best reviews from across their entire career. 👍🏻👍🏻
The 50 Best Siskel & Ebert Reviews
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November 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
50 years ago this week, Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert made the first pilot for their TV show. In honor of this huge anniversary, I created my definitive “Best of Siskel & Ebert” article - 50 of their best reviews from across their entire career. 👍🏻👍🏻
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Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
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me, completely unprompted
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
me, completely unprompted
Guys, the headline is specifically written to get dunked on, but the article itself has something interesting to talk about
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Guys, the headline is specifically written to get dunked on, but the article itself has something interesting to talk about
[watching AMADEUS]
MY DAUGHTER, LIKE EVERY TEN MINUTES: ...hey, I think I've heard this music before!
SALIERI:
MY DAUGHTER, LIKE EVERY TEN MINUTES: ...hey, I think I've heard this music before!
SALIERI:
November 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
[watching AMADEUS]
MY DAUGHTER, LIKE EVERY TEN MINUTES: ...hey, I think I've heard this music before!
SALIERI:
MY DAUGHTER, LIKE EVERY TEN MINUTES: ...hey, I think I've heard this music before!
SALIERI:
The first episode of THE MIGHTY NEIN is up for free on YouTube prior to the series debut, everybody get on the HYPE TRAIN youtu.be/Mvht2clqats?...
The Mighty Nein S1E1 Full Episode “Mote of Possibility” | Prime Video
YouTube video by Prime Video
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The first episode of THE MIGHTY NEIN is up for free on YouTube prior to the series debut, everybody get on the HYPE TRAIN youtu.be/Mvht2clqats?...
hey this new Jimmy Eat World single slaps
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
hey this new Jimmy Eat World single slaps