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Evil Malicious Floating Eyeball
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i usually like saying, "those who know"
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nyazsche.bsky.social
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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bluedesmodonte.bsky.social
👉👈✨
August 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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ohnojustino.bsky.social
Character design commission 👼

#art #artpost #dnd #aasimar #dndcharacter #characterdesign #commission #ocart #fantasyart #fantasy
September 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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anoxthon.bsky.social
May 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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theonion.com
Health Experts Say Tackle Football Poses Little Risk For Children Whose Brains Already Don’t Work That Well https://theonion.com/health-experts-say-tackle-football-poses-little-risk-fo-1830546856/
Health Experts Say Tackle Football Poses Little Risk For Children Whose Brains Already Don’t Work That Well
September 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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cyonara.bsky.social
I think it's an important aspect of rating and reviewing any mecha show to analyse how badly the production crew wanted to fuck the robots
bisexualmothman.bsky.social ∀ Moth @bisexualmothman.bsky.social · Aug 24
oh the animators wanted to fuck the robots so bad
August 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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iainnd.bsky.social
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
September 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
Salt has to be one of the absolute worst things your wife could be turned into a pillar of
August 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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chimeracauldron.bsky.social
sketch commission for paperlanty
August 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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guntoucher.bsky.social
cropped screenshot from yakuza 5 (2012) of Taiga Saejima having a conversation with celebrity chef Tatsuya Kawagoe (who exists in real life) SAEJIMA: So, cooking is a combination of ingredients? I'll try remembering that when I eat.
May 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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choro-qbooks.bsky.social
Why am I called Wolf...
That's cuz I pass all that ride
with a ferocious bite...
Huh. You dig it?
August 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Calling your wife "bro": ridiculous gen z nonsense

Calling your wife "brother": completely different and cool
August 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
I would rather die than create an account to continue
July 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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adwills.bsky.social
Someone read my book and liked it
July 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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grindagoat.bsky.social
affectionate to my friends the way a dog is to their chewtoys
July 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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itsladarrion.bsky.social
5 years ago I made a lil tweet and now I’m dropping the second book in my Black fantasy series.

Happy release day to Bones at the Crossroads! You can purchase it now!

#booksky
July 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen is scratching the back of his head, looking awkwardly off to the side, and blushing a bit. He says "Listen bro this is so embarrassing. I've, uh ... I've imprinted on you ... Yeah ... Yeah like a baby duck." Panel 2: Shen raises his hands defensively, seeming to be responding to something you, the viewer, are saying. He says "NO, >>LISTEN<<! LISTEN, INTELLECTUALLY--" Panel 3: Shen puts both his hands out, as if to indicate for you to stop talking for a second. He says "Can I talk? Can I just talk for like a MINUTE and then you can say your piece" Panel 4: Shen nervously tugs the left sleeve of his sweatshirt with his right hand, looks to the side and down, and blushes. He says "Okay, so ... INTELLECTUALLY I know you are not my mom. But" (The comic ends there.)
July 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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clordtc.bsky.social
OSA is gonna make us lose access to fucking wikipedia

write to your MPs.
July 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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xkcd.com
Flettner Rotor

xkcd.com/3119/
Comic. [Person amid rocks on boat decorated with a light. Above waterline, the top of the boat looks like a lighthouse. Below waterline is the bottom of the boat.] [caption] Sailing Tip: If you have a Flettner Rotor Sailboat, you can add some fake plastic rocks and a light to make other boats give you the right of way.
July 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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joestieb.bsky.social
You basically cannot.
July 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
July 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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alexqarbuckle.bsky.social
There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall
July 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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pupn1k.bsky.social
the only downside of drawing fat girls is the insane comments you get lol. people act like it's fetish art when it's just art of a fat body
June 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM