خيسوس
@evergreenmnstr.bsky.social
Especialista en LQA, gamer, cinéfilo, misántropo, genio del mal y no hitter. Padre de 2 minibosses. Un completo fiasco.
(Also, in case you're wondering, the person in my profile pic is NOT me)
(Also, in case you're wondering, the person in my profile pic is NOT me)
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@evergreenmnstr.bsky.social
· Oct 19
Hilo con todas mis runs No Hit (versión Bsky)
Dark Souls Any% (28/03/21)
Como dije en su momento, salió en un día absurdo; gracias a todas las personas de la comunidad que me ayudaron e inspiraron y, por supuesto, a mi chat.
La "evergrinha" antes de Gwyn, un clásico imborrable 👀
Dark Souls Any% (28/03/21)
Como dije en su momento, salió en un día absurdo; gracias a todas las personas de la comunidad que me ayudaron e inspiraron y, por supuesto, a mi chat.
La "evergrinha" antes de Gwyn, un clásico imborrable 👀
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YA EN DIRECTO CON EL DIA 2 DE LA EUROCOPA: www.twitch.tv/nohithispano
NoHitHispano - Twitch
EUROCOPA NO HIT | DÍA 2 - ESP vs GER en Lies of P - Juega @pomarespom
www.twitch.tv
January 11, 2026 at 1:03 PM
YA EN DIRECTO CON EL DIA 2 DE LA EUROCOPA: www.twitch.tv/nohithispano
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permanently side-eyeing anyone who still uses the Nazi + CP + non-con porn website
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 17, 2026 at 9:14 AM
permanently side-eyeing anyone who still uses the Nazi + CP + non-con porn website
Regardless of what you read online, today is not a happy day.
J.K. Rowling and Graham Lineham are still alive.
J.K. Rowling and Graham Lineham are still alive.
January 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Regardless of what you read online, today is not a happy day.
J.K. Rowling and Graham Lineham are still alive.
J.K. Rowling and Graham Lineham are still alive.
Sin querer quitarle la razón a Sara (Bogo la oiga), recordemos que la noticia es falsa, o al menos solo parcialmente cierta.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
(Se ha deshabilitado poder invocar a @grok para hacer edits al vuelo, pero tanto su app como otras formas de editar siguen disponibles)
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
(Se ha deshabilitado poder invocar a @grok para hacer edits al vuelo, pero tanto su app como otras formas de editar siguen disponibles)
January 13, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Sin querer quitarle la razón a Sara (Bogo la oiga), recordemos que la noticia es falsa, o al menos solo parcialmente cierta.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
(Se ha deshabilitado poder invocar a @grok para hacer edits al vuelo, pero tanto su app como otras formas de editar siguen disponibles)
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
(Se ha deshabilitado poder invocar a @grok para hacer edits al vuelo, pero tanto su app como otras formas de editar siguen disponibles)
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
Welcome to Dystopia-World!
In case you've seen the story about “grok now only generates images for paid users”, it's untrue. Apparently everyone just reported it because… it was what grok told them 🤦🏼
www.theverge.com/news/859309/...
www.theverge.com/news/859309/...
No, Grok hasn’t paywalled its deepfake image feature
X’s sexual deepfake machine is still running, despite Grok saying otherwise.
www.theverge.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Welcome to Dystopia-World!
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For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis
For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis - Hard Drive
The Nazis are the most despicable scum to ever walk the face of the earth. Thankfully they were defeated in World War... Get the full story
hard-drive.net
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis
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Tell me you have no idea how much data it actually takes to train a bespoke genAI model without telling me you have no idea how much data it actually takes to train a bespoke genAI model
Larian CEO says Divinity could have gen AI assets in it but only if the tools are trained on the studio's own data.
"If we use a GenAI model to create in-game assets, then it'll be trained on data we own."
https://kotaku.com/divinity-gen-ai-larian-bg3-reddit-ama-2000658429
"If we use a GenAI model to create in-game assets, then it'll be trained on data we own."
https://kotaku.com/divinity-gen-ai-larian-bg3-reddit-ama-2000658429
January 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Tell me you have no idea how much data it actually takes to train a bespoke genAI model without telling me you have no idea how much data it actually takes to train a bespoke genAI model
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This is
1) flat wrong on the facts
2) flat wrong on the law
3) flat wrong on the impulse to shield a company from the consequences of its own actions in offering the creation of CSAM-as-a-service
This is the sort of morally bankrupt statement that should have its speaker be booed off every street
1) flat wrong on the facts
2) flat wrong on the law
3) flat wrong on the impulse to shield a company from the consequences of its own actions in offering the creation of CSAM-as-a-service
This is the sort of morally bankrupt statement that should have its speaker be booed off every street
My word. (Again.)
Media Minister Patrick O'Donovan: "At the end of the day, it's the choice of a person to make these images... technology is moving so fast... even if the law is changed there's no doubt about... the advances are far faster than law is able to respond..."
Media Minister Patrick O'Donovan: "At the end of the day, it's the choice of a person to make these images... technology is moving so fast... even if the law is changed there's no doubt about... the advances are far faster than law is able to respond..."
January 8, 2026 at 10:26 PM
This is
1) flat wrong on the facts
2) flat wrong on the law
3) flat wrong on the impulse to shield a company from the consequences of its own actions in offering the creation of CSAM-as-a-service
This is the sort of morally bankrupt statement that should have its speaker be booed off every street
1) flat wrong on the facts
2) flat wrong on the law
3) flat wrong on the impulse to shield a company from the consequences of its own actions in offering the creation of CSAM-as-a-service
This is the sort of morally bankrupt statement that should have its speaker be booed off every street
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I keep trying to post some dumb jokes and promote my dang games but this keyboard just keeps typing, “Fuuuuuuuuck ICE,” over and over.
January 8, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I keep trying to post some dumb jokes and promote my dang games but this keyboard just keeps typing, “Fuuuuuuuuck ICE,” over and over.
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🔥🔥🔥 DO NOT BE DISTRACTED BY MADURO & STAY LOUD!!
🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
January 8, 2026 at 6:47 AM
🔥🔥🔥 DO NOT BE DISTRACTED BY MADURO & STAY LOUD!!
🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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We are the shithole nation. From Caracas to Greenland to Minneapolis, we are the problem in the world, we are the source of the tragedy, we are the affront to all human dignity. This is the United States now. We are the evil.
NEWS: In a heartbreaking video, after ICE shot and killed a woman in Minneapolis, a woman who was in the same SUV cries out: “They killed my wife. I don’t know what to do."
“We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head,” the distraught woman sobs.
www.advocate.com/news/minneso...
“We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head,” the distraught woman sobs.
www.advocate.com/news/minneso...
Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting
“They killed my wife,” the distraught woman says, adding, “They shot her in the head.”
www.advocate.com
January 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
We are the shithole nation. From Caracas to Greenland to Minneapolis, we are the problem in the world, we are the source of the tragedy, we are the affront to all human dignity. This is the United States now. We are the evil.
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Muy buenas noches
January 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Muy buenas noches
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Yo creo que hay que empezar a colar el mensaje, y repetirlo machaconamente hasta convertirlo prácticamente en un cliché, de que los ricos españoles (y los madrileños muy especialmente) viven de LAS PAGUITAS.
Robin Hood robaba a los ricos para dárselo a los pobres y Ayuso roba a los pobres para dárselo a los ricos.
January 7, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Yo creo que hay que empezar a colar el mensaje, y repetirlo machaconamente hasta convertirlo prácticamente en un cliché, de que los ricos españoles (y los madrileños muy especialmente) viven de LAS PAGUITAS.
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accidentally introduced a bug to the game where all the text got replaced with "you"
January 7, 2026 at 12:09 PM
accidentally introduced a bug to the game where all the text got replaced with "you"
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This is the most concise encapsulation of the game industry heading into 2026 I’ve seen.
PlayStation's top five most-played games of 2025 are exactly the same as 2024's
www.eurogamer.net/playstations...
www.eurogamer.net/playstations...
January 6, 2026 at 11:14 PM
This is the most concise encapsulation of the game industry heading into 2026 I’ve seen.
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Wish I could internalize this
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Wish I could internalize this
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🚨⚠️ Release Date Disclosure! ⚠️🚨
TRAILER: VIDEO EVIDENCE, see below. Please watch, assimilate and share.
DESIGNATION: TR-49
GENRE: NARRATIVE DEDUCTION / AUDIO_DRAMA
DATE: 21st JANUARY
PLATFORMS: iOS / PC / Mac / Deck
This is what we know, so far.
TRAILER: VIDEO EVIDENCE, see below. Please watch, assimilate and share.
DESIGNATION: TR-49
GENRE: NARRATIVE DEDUCTION / AUDIO_DRAMA
DATE: 21st JANUARY
PLATFORMS: iOS / PC / Mac / Deck
This is what we know, so far.
TR-49 - Official Trailer
YouTube video by inkleStudios
www.youtube.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
🚨⚠️ Release Date Disclosure! ⚠️🚨
TRAILER: VIDEO EVIDENCE, see below. Please watch, assimilate and share.
DESIGNATION: TR-49
GENRE: NARRATIVE DEDUCTION / AUDIO_DRAMA
DATE: 21st JANUARY
PLATFORMS: iOS / PC / Mac / Deck
This is what we know, so far.
TRAILER: VIDEO EVIDENCE, see below. Please watch, assimilate and share.
DESIGNATION: TR-49
GENRE: NARRATIVE DEDUCTION / AUDIO_DRAMA
DATE: 21st JANUARY
PLATFORMS: iOS / PC / Mac / Deck
This is what we know, so far.
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One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
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You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
January 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
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ESTO ES IMPORTANTE
Si alguien modifica una foto tuya (Photoshop, IA…) para desnudarte o denigrarte:
1. Ve a la web de la ONG stopncii.org
2. Sube la foto original y la modificada.
Borrarán la modificada de todas partes en internet. Debes ser mayor de edad y ser foto de ti, no de otros.
Si alguien modifica una foto tuya (Photoshop, IA…) para desnudarte o denigrarte:
1. Ve a la web de la ONG stopncii.org
2. Sube la foto original y la modificada.
Borrarán la modificada de todas partes en internet. Debes ser mayor de edad y ser foto de ti, no de otros.
Stop Non-Consensual Intimate Image Abuse | StopNCII.org
StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that all should benefit from technology, free from harm.
stopncii.org
January 2, 2026 at 12:07 PM
ESTO ES IMPORTANTE
Si alguien modifica una foto tuya (Photoshop, IA…) para desnudarte o denigrarte:
1. Ve a la web de la ONG stopncii.org
2. Sube la foto original y la modificada.
Borrarán la modificada de todas partes en internet. Debes ser mayor de edad y ser foto de ti, no de otros.
Si alguien modifica una foto tuya (Photoshop, IA…) para desnudarte o denigrarte:
1. Ve a la web de la ONG stopncii.org
2. Sube la foto original y la modificada.
Borrarán la modificada de todas partes en internet. Debes ser mayor de edad y ser foto de ti, no de otros.