Eve Hawthorne ΘΔ
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Eve Hawthorne ΘΔ
@evehawthorne.bsky.social
Neurodivergent robot girl trying its best to simply exist
31 and married to @arisustarfall.bsky.social
No minors

Use random pronouns
Agender anarchist

Pfp by @zaezar.bsky.social
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When talking to or about me, please use random pronouns. Be really inconsistent with it, too. All pronouns are on the table here, he/she/it/they but also whatever neopronouns you want to sprinkle in there. It feels really good when folks do this and it would make me happy if you did too
My vampire skunk Victoria, pissed off at somebody for something. Probably not somebody who is going to be full of blood for much longer.

Art by Kikimochan on FA
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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"If you hate GenAI you're going to have to stop playing new games when they all start using it"

My brother in Christ, my backlog is literally thousands of games long. I have lifetimes worth of earlier titles to play, & I will gladly do that instead of boiling the oceans for a new CoD or whatever
June 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
This is the worst time of year to have a mint allergy
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Hey this polyamory thing is pretty sick, actually? Why did I not try this sooner?
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Big Scolipede for big belly endorsers and bug enthusiasts~
#furry #furry_art
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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(nullspot nuzzling) ahh, soft dragonite thighs...
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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you should go out of your way to use your trans friends' names when you talk to them

they chose their names and they feel it in their chests when they hear or see it

we waited our whole lives to hear our real names and it doesn't get old
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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GLITCH PRODUCTIONS paid me to rebrand Bloodborne Kart A SECOND TIME into the mini game GLITCH KARTS!!!

im serious. its real. i made multiple cutscenes with their characters and everything. lol.

play the game here: glitchkarts.com/474c49544348...
check out the whole video here: youtu.be/pZsMHnTDytg
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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For each kink you hate, I guarantee you have at least one friend who is secretly into it
-Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment
-you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
If you feel unsafe around me, just fucking go. Don't make it my problem again
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The last few days have been honestly really nice. I feel like I may have finally turned a corner and I'm feeling good about it
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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I don't think enough people realize that for many folks on disability they cannot risk having over a VERY low cap of money/property or they will lose their benefits nearly immediately

It often prevents folks from marrying as well it's ludicrous
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Make sure you download the app that comes with your new robot. Lots of useful features in there :3

Old comic i did of me and @beepboopbork.com! It ended up being the first of many comcis, which i will post here eventually~

[ #MRGcomic #remiart #furryart #furry ]
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I sincerely hope big supermarket chains lose a fuckload to shoplifting this month
NEW: The Trump admin told states it must immediately "undo" the work to provide full food stamp benefits, or face penalties. The feds sent this in a late-night memo, only adding to the chaos and confusion around SNAP. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/b...
Trump Administration Demands States ‘Undo’ Work to Send Full Food Stamps
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
If there's one thing this utter nightmare of a year has taught me, it's that I'm not the pariah I thought I was. A lot of people actually do want trans rights and do want folks like me to be happy and healthy. It's just that we have a horrid system that lets the scum all float to the top
November 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Oh yeah, I'm married now.
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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if they strike, RESPECT IT. DO NOT CROSS PICKET LINES.
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike.

Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.

Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
November 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
When talking to or about me, please use random pronouns. Be really inconsistent with it, too. All pronouns are on the table here, he/she/it/they but also whatever neopronouns you want to sprinkle in there. It feels really good when folks do this and it would make me happy if you did too
November 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Further proof of my theory that Rudy Guiliani did not exist before 9/11 and was in fact spawned from the flames of the collapsing towers
Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one
November 6, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Secret Lair #MTG
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Tell people you love them when you feel it, let them know they're appreciated when they do things for you.

Don't take for granted that people just know, that stuff is too important to go unsaid! It's so important to say it in plain and direct language.
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
PSA: You can make your OCs have whatever genitals you want, and you can always make them weirder.
November 5, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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I'm emerging from the night of incredible T4T sex that manifested these trans election victories long enough to say: you're welcome.

Now back to praxis 😌
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Even if I didn't know what was going on, seeing all these chucklefucks this upset would clue me in that whatever it was probably is good news for me.

Congratulations to Mayor Mamdani
Take the L
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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I don't think I've come across a poem that taps into my ethos when it comes to navigating queer community within the context of a hostile world as much as "We Have Enough Dead Friends" by Lena Oleanderson.

I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.
November 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM