Eve Hawthorne ΘΔ
@evehawthorne.bsky.social
Neurodivergent robot girl trying its best to simply exist
31 and married to @arisustarfall.bsky.social
No minors
Use random pronouns
Agender anarchist
Pfp by @zaezar.bsky.social
31 and married to @arisustarfall.bsky.social
No minors
Use random pronouns
Agender anarchist
Pfp by @zaezar.bsky.social
My vampire skunk Victoria, pissed off at somebody for something. Probably not somebody who is going to be full of blood for much longer.
Art by Kikimochan on FA
Art by Kikimochan on FA
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My vampire skunk Victoria, pissed off at somebody for something. Probably not somebody who is going to be full of blood for much longer.
Art by Kikimochan on FA
Art by Kikimochan on FA
My wife bit my tit hard the other day and now it's bruised up pretty nicely
November 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
My wife bit my tit hard the other day and now it's bruised up pretty nicely
Okay but who really was Biscuitdoughhandsman
October 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Okay but who really was Biscuitdoughhandsman
Also made a Waddles
October 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Also made a Waddles
I was inspired to do something after thinking a bit about the new partner tech. These might be overpowered or badly costed/statted but I'm not super fussed
October 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I was inspired to do something after thinking a bit about the new partner tech. These might be overpowered or badly costed/statted but I'm not super fussed
I think I need to just admit to myself that surveil lands have become my favorites in the entire game
October 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I think I need to just admit to myself that surveil lands have become my favorites in the entire game
I've gotta say, this cycle -fucks-. I mean damn, what a cool way to combine hybrid mana and evoke. Even if the rest of the set isn't very good, this is still one of the most creative and badass cycles in the game's history
October 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I've gotta say, this cycle -fucks-. I mean damn, what a cool way to combine hybrid mana and evoke. Even if the rest of the set isn't very good, this is still one of the most creative and badass cycles in the game's history
I cannot shout it loud enough, but motherfuckin' TRAAAAANS RIIIIIIGHTS
August 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I cannot shout it loud enough, but motherfuckin' TRAAAAANS RIIIIIIGHTS
I could have SWORN I already added my ref here, but I've checked several times and can't find it. If I did I'll delete this later, but here's my little autism creature, I'd love to see her in your style
August 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I could have SWORN I already added my ref here, but I've checked several times and can't find it. If I did I'll delete this later, but here's my little autism creature, I'd love to see her in your style
Hey so I had an idea. I want to start using he/him pronouns for Kliivia, but he's still going to be a lady. So like feminine he/him.
August 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Hey so I had an idea. I want to start using he/him pronouns for Kliivia, but he's still going to be a lady. So like feminine he/him.
It makes me so happy seeing Murder Drones all over my local area in wplace
Also bi Uzi is based
Also bi Uzi is based
August 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
It makes me so happy seeing Murder Drones all over my local area in wplace
Also bi Uzi is based
Also bi Uzi is based
Not just because it's the most -me- a pride flag has ever been, but can I say that the agender pride flag absolutely fucks? Peak graphic design
August 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Not just because it's the most -me- a pride flag has ever been, but can I say that the agender pride flag absolutely fucks? Peak graphic design
Thank you so much, I love your art and appreciate the opportunity 🧡
July 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Thank you so much, I love your art and appreciate the opportunity 🧡
If you see this, I implore you to post from your device without context.
July 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post from your device without context.
I love noncreature tokens so much. Clues might need to watch their backs because lander tokens might be a new favorite
July 8, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I love noncreature tokens so much. Clues might need to watch their backs because lander tokens might be a new favorite
The secret lair printing of Savor the Moment. I really wish they'd do more pride secret lairs, but this art reminds me of my relationship with my wife and I always smile when I see it
July 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The secret lair printing of Savor the Moment. I really wish they'd do more pride secret lairs, but this art reminds me of my relationship with my wife and I always smile when I see it
I know this is an unpopular opinion and all, but I consider these cards and any similar to them to be waaaaay worse for the health of commander games than cards like Rhystic Study are.
I'd rather you draw a billion cards and win fast than you make the game draaaag ooooon.
I'd rather you draw a billion cards and win fast than you make the game draaaag ooooon.
May 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I know this is an unpopular opinion and all, but I consider these cards and any similar to them to be waaaaay worse for the health of commander games than cards like Rhystic Study are.
I'd rather you draw a billion cards and win fast than you make the game draaaag ooooon.
I'd rather you draw a billion cards and win fast than you make the game draaaag ooooon.
Without downloading new pics where are you mentally
May 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Without downloading new pics where are you mentally
Here's a picture of our babies snuggling
May 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Here's a picture of our babies snuggling
Why in the everloving fuck is this guy a vedalken fish? It's like they do everything in their power to not give us a bant legendary merfolk that would be a decent merfolk commander.
Tuvasa is an enchantress commander, even though I know she is a merfolk.
Tuvasa is an enchantress commander, even though I know she is a merfolk.
April 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Why in the everloving fuck is this guy a vedalken fish? It's like they do everything in their power to not give us a bant legendary merfolk that would be a decent merfolk commander.
Tuvasa is an enchantress commander, even though I know she is a merfolk.
Tuvasa is an enchantress commander, even though I know she is a merfolk.
Four cards to get to know me
April 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Four cards to get to know me
I only just saw Scrawling Crawler's borderless art for the first time today and I genuinely believe this little guy singlehandedly fixed my gender. I'm not even joking.
April 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I only just saw Scrawling Crawler's borderless art for the first time today and I genuinely believe this little guy singlehandedly fixed my gender. I'm not even joking.
![A screnshot of a chat log.
"My gender will become unstoppable"
[A gif of Uzi from Murder Drones laughing maniacally]
"'What gender are you?'
'Unstoppable'
'No I mean what do you identify as'
'A force without match'
'What? No what's in your pants!'
'An unbeatable entity'"
"Exactly"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mklnvgbfgh5hamdx5ggxowo7/bafkreibl2rxx66inrwxt3cnycziv2swvhb55246firkh5ex3jpbvrp2syu@jpeg)
Why the fuck is this an alchemy card? What about this cannot be done in paper? What about this is new and unique to digital? What design space is this carving out for Arena?
It's because they're gay, isn't it?
It's because they're gay, isn't it?
February 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Why the fuck is this an alchemy card? What about this cannot be done in paper? What about this is new and unique to digital? What design space is this carving out for Arena?
It's because they're gay, isn't it?
It's because they're gay, isn't it?
Search your name on scryfall and post the first result
I had an in paper Evelyn deck for a long time, actually, but the gameplay was anything but fun. The pieces were better served elsewhere.
I had an in paper Evelyn deck for a long time, actually, but the gameplay was anything but fun. The pieces were better served elsewhere.
February 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Search your name on scryfall and post the first result
I had an in paper Evelyn deck for a long time, actually, but the gameplay was anything but fun. The pieces were better served elsewhere.
I had an in paper Evelyn deck for a long time, actually, but the gameplay was anything but fun. The pieces were better served elsewhere.