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Evan Patterson
@evanpatterson.bsky.social
Hi! 👋🏻 This is my less-formal-than-LinkedIn and more-public-than-Meta profile.

📍 Chicago, IL
🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ+ & Poly (he/they)
😻 2x Cat Dad
🧠 ADHD & BPD
🕹️ PC Gamer
🤣 Comedy Fan
💼 Community Marketer
🚨 Mildly Irritated Homosexual
🍃 Zillennial
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Let’s stay connected. 👉🏻 www.linktr.ee/evanpatterson 🌴

Also, my friend said I look like a 2010s “douche bro pop” singer in this photo of me at karaoke 5 years ago. 🤣

#picforthealgo
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COOL!
June 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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May 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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A massive dust storm was racing toward Chicago and the rest of northern Illinois, putting motorists and people with respiratory illnesses at risk, weather officials warned Friday evening.
Dust storm engulfing much of northern Illinois, weather officials urge caution
A massive dust storm was racing toward Chicago and the rest of northern Illinois, putting motorists and people with respiratory illnesses at risk, weather officials warned Friday evening.
trib.al
May 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Busting up big corporations. 

Tackling Wall Street’s greed.

Getting big money out of politics. 

Strengthening unions and fighting for higher wages.

Medicare for all, paid family leave, universal childcare...

This is the progressive populist agenda we need in America.
May 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Chicago is on to something.
May 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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no words necessary
May 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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May 6, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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India has launched strikes in several parts of Pakistan and Pakistan-controlled territory, in a dramatic escalation of tensions between the two nuclear-armed rivals.
India launches missile attacks on Pakistan
India has launched strikes in several parts of Pakistan and Pakistan-controlled territory, in a dramatic escalation of tensions between the two nuclear-armed rivals.
www.npr.org
May 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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When the President of the United States says he doesn’t know if he should uphold the Constitution, it should be a searing red line for every American.

If you let him ignore ANY aspect of the Constitution you embolden him to ignore more of it, including the parts that secure YOUR freedoms & rights.
May 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
May 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Tesla sales in Germany and Britain fell to their lowest point in more than two years in April, cementing a wider trend of Europeans shunning the U.S. automaker.
Tesla Sales Fall in Germany and U.K. to Lowest Point in 2 Years
www.nytimes.com
May 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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A commenter on the MeidasTouch YouTube channel has a suggestion
May 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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#ProudBlue THIS is what leadership looks like. Once again, @jbpritzker.bsky.social steps up to protect his constituents in IL from 47’s administration’s overreach & invasion of privacy.

chicago.suntimes.com/politics/202...
In response to RFK Jr., Pritzker to sign first in nation executive order protecting autism data
The governor's office said the executive order is in response to rising concerns about efforts to create federal autism registries or databases without legal safeguards or accountability.
chicago.suntimes.com
May 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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We can’t just be against Trump. It’s time for a bold, progressive populism | Robert Reich
We can’t just be against Trump. It’s time for a bold, progressive populism | Robert Reich
A populist – anti-establishment – revolution was inevitable. But it didn’t have to be a tyrannical one
www.theguardian.com
May 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Your daily reminder that it is our judicial system that decides if someone is a criminal, not the criminal President or his minions in the executive branch.
May 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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NEW: Tulsi Gabbard, now the US director of national intelligence, used the same easily cracked password for different online accounts including a personal Gmail account and Dropbox over a period of years, leaked records reviewed by WIRED reveal.
Tulsi Gabbard Reused the Same Weak Password on Multiple Accounts for Years
Tulsi Gabbard, now the US director of national intelligence, used the same easily cracked password for different online accounts including a personal Gmail account and Dropbox over a period of years, ...
www.wired.com
May 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
May 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Breaking news: The U.S. economy shrank in the first three months of 2025, contracting by an annualized rate of 0.3 percent, a stark reversal after nearly three years of solid growth, as tariff-related uncertainty upended spending patterns and raised fears of an impending recession.
U.S. economy shrank in early 2025, as tariffs sapped growth
GDP shrank in the first quarter, a new report shows, offering a look at how tariffs are reshaping spending patterns and changing the economy.
www.washingtonpost.com
April 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Illinois continues to treat the most out-of-state patients seeking abortions compared to every other state in the country, a new report on national abortion trends found.
Nearly 1 in 4 out-of-state abortion patients come to Illinois, new report finds
Since the Supreme Court overturned Roe vs. Wade in 2022, Illinois has become a major haven for people seeking abortion care in the Midwest and the South.
buff.ly
April 18, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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RFK Jr.’s lies about autism are disgraceful — and I won't share them to spread misinformation.

He consistently undermines public health and reinforces dangerous myths.

In Illinois, we stand with those with autism, and I’ll keep fighting for inclusion, science, and the truth.
April 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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April 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Seriously friends, 99% of my cases are things nobody ever hears about. 99% of my activism isn't shit I post about.

Assuming people only do what you see on social media isn't just inaccurate, it's actively harmful.
April 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
SaaS marketers:

If your demo is a PowerPoint, it’s not a demo.

It’s a lecture.

Show, don’t tell.
March 17, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Hot take: The best communities aren’t built in Slack.

They’re built in the conversations people want to have.

The platform is just the container.
March 17, 2025 at 7:47 AM
A good hook makes people curious.

A great hook makes people feel like they need to know the answer.
March 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM