Evan Patterson
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Evan Patterson
@evanpatterson.bsky.social
Hi! 👋🏻 This is my less-formal-than-LinkedIn and more-public-than-Meta profile.

📍 Chicago, IL
🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ+ & Poly (he/they)
😻 2x Cat Dad
🧠 ADHD & BPD
🕹️ PC Gamer
🤣 Comedy Fan
💼 Community Marketer
🚨 Mildly Irritated Homosexual
🍃 Zillennial
You know those posts about “it being okay to start over at any age”?

They’re not wrong.
January 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
My boys are getting along so well. 😻

I got them in early 2024.

They’re both former strays and it took 5ish months to be able to be in the same room.

Now they’re starting to groom each other and cuddle almost a full year later. 🥰
December 19, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Seeing Trixie & Katya with Jeff! 🥰😍😘

📍 The Factory, Saint Louis
December 5, 2024 at 1:18 AM
I think I like EDM.
December 4, 2024 at 7:22 PM
The judgment
December 1, 2024 at 1:57 AM
The next Jaguar ad
November 21, 2024 at 8:39 PM
The way my cat Slate sleeps like a hungover middle aged father…
November 21, 2024 at 1:02 AM
I strive to be as relaxed as my cat, Slate.
November 19, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Hey 👋🏻 Evan here. Figured I’d say my interests to meet some new folks here into the same.

💻 SaaS
📈 Marketing
🎶 EDM, Pop, & Rock
🐱 Cats
🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ+ Culture
🧠 ADHD & BPD
💼 Solopreneurship
📝 Poetry
😂 Comedians
💅🏻 Drag Artists
🌎 Geopolitics
🎢 Theme Parks
🎮 PC Gaming
🎙️ Karaoke
📺 Video Essays
💕 Polyamory
November 19, 2024 at 5:18 AM
I think my cat is broken. 😹

The ending does not disappoint.
November 19, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Guess who knocked my drink over?
November 19, 2024 at 2:58 AM
The tesluh deplorean got a new marketing campaign.
November 18, 2024 at 11:11 PM
I answered my own question, don't worry.
November 18, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Let’s stay connected. 👉🏻 www.linktr.ee/evanpatterson 🌴

Also, my friend said I look like a 2010s “douche bro pop” singer in this photo of me at karaoke 5 years ago. 🤣

#picforthealgo
November 18, 2024 at 7:48 PM
I think I adopted a small bear, not a cat.
November 18, 2024 at 7:32 PM