ESG
@ev0lemi.bsky.social
Diver, middling underwater photographer, maker of pptx and rectangles.
I like cats, hockey, and really aggressive music
I like cats, hockey, and really aggressive music
Some of the tiny creatures we saw in the Banda Sea- I love being able to pick a spot, stop, and see so much life around me. 🐙🦑🤿🐟🪸
November 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Some of the tiny creatures we saw in the Banda Sea- I love being able to pick a spot, stop, and see so much life around me. 🐙🦑🤿🐟🪸
It was so much fun to meet sea creatures like sea snakes/kraits who don't live in the Atlantic/Caribbean, different types of hard and soft corals that are thriving despite VERY warm water temps and to see familiar fish shapes in new flavors and color patterns. 🐙🦑🤿🐟
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It was so much fun to meet sea creatures like sea snakes/kraits who don't live in the Atlantic/Caribbean, different types of hard and soft corals that are thriving despite VERY warm water temps and to see familiar fish shapes in new flavors and color patterns. 🐙🦑🤿🐟
More from Ambon, a ribbon eel, a pair of sea slugs, a super sneaky stonefish and a lionfish
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November 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
More from Ambon, a ribbon eel, a pair of sea slugs, a super sneaky stonefish and a lionfish
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The Banda Sea brought the goods on the very first dive!
Flamboyant and reef cuttlefish and morays in new(to me) colors. Wow.
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Flamboyant and reef cuttlefish and morays in new(to me) colors. Wow.
🦑🐙🤿
November 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The Banda Sea brought the goods on the very first dive!
Flamboyant and reef cuttlefish and morays in new(to me) colors. Wow.
🦑🐙🤿
Flamboyant and reef cuttlefish and morays in new(to me) colors. Wow.
🦑🐙🤿
We have been spoiled with amazing offshore dives this year. Warm water even at depth with great visibility! 🦑🤿🐟
October 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
We have been spoiled with amazing offshore dives this year. Warm water even at depth with great visibility! 🦑🤿🐟
I adore these conger eels( or American eels? There's been debate!)
They're so googly-eyed and the wreck we dove was full of them!
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They're so googly-eyed and the wreck we dove was full of them!
🐟🤿🦑
September 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I adore these conger eels( or American eels? There's been debate!)
They're so googly-eyed and the wreck we dove was full of them!
🐟🤿🦑
They're so googly-eyed and the wreck we dove was full of them!
🐟🤿🦑
Cheesin for the camera 🦈
Shark named ‘Breton’ makes a self-portrait using its tracker
September 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Cheesin for the camera 🦈
Reposted by ESG
Cross post from my professional life, because I like the story:
Sometime in 2008 or so, I was doing work at a NASA data center at the Langley Air Force Base in Hampton Roads, Virginia. While there, I met a person who remains one of my all-time consulting heros and idols.
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Sometime in 2008 or so, I was doing work at a NASA data center at the Langley Air Force Base in Hampton Roads, Virginia. While there, I met a person who remains one of my all-time consulting heros and idols.
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August 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Cross post from my professional life, because I like the story:
Sometime in 2008 or so, I was doing work at a NASA data center at the Langley Air Force Base in Hampton Roads, Virginia. While there, I met a person who remains one of my all-time consulting heros and idols.
1/?
Sometime in 2008 or so, I was doing work at a NASA data center at the Langley Air Force Base in Hampton Roads, Virginia. While there, I met a person who remains one of my all-time consulting heros and idols.
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Accurate
If you are an Alien Sex Fiend fan: very Dracula. Anyone else: extremely Circus
August 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Accurate
Football truly has the best names in sports
August 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Football truly has the best names in sports
Been dealing with dental runaround healthcare nightmare this week.
Dentist/oral surgeon number 3 is finally just pulling this tooth after 2 nights of no sleep.
Never been so happy to be in the dental chair
Dentist/oral surgeon number 3 is finally just pulling this tooth after 2 nights of no sleep.
Never been so happy to be in the dental chair
August 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Been dealing with dental runaround healthcare nightmare this week.
Dentist/oral surgeon number 3 is finally just pulling this tooth after 2 nights of no sleep.
Never been so happy to be in the dental chair
Dentist/oral surgeon number 3 is finally just pulling this tooth after 2 nights of no sleep.
Never been so happy to be in the dental chair
Some shots from Shark River Inlet, taken Monday evening.
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July 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Some shots from Shark River Inlet, taken Monday evening.
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Some Ling fish and some spotted skates seen on a wreck dive off the coast of NJ
I've never seen skates in the water before and you can hear me "ooo!" through my regulator
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I've never seen skates in the water before and you can hear me "ooo!" through my regulator
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July 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Some Ling fish and some spotted skates seen on a wreck dive off the coast of NJ
I've never seen skates in the water before and you can hear me "ooo!" through my regulator
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I've never seen skates in the water before and you can hear me "ooo!" through my regulator
🦑🐟🤿🐙
Incredible photo, I thought this was a painting at first
✨Nereid worm appreciation post ✨
These dazzling polychaetes spend most their life in the mud before undergoing a sexual transformation, limbs becoming gossamer & wing-like, and leaving the mud to spend the rest of their life dancing around the reflection of the full moon, spawning. What a life! 🦑🐙🐡
These dazzling polychaetes spend most their life in the mud before undergoing a sexual transformation, limbs becoming gossamer & wing-like, and leaving the mud to spend the rest of their life dancing around the reflection of the full moon, spawning. What a life! 🦑🐙🐡
June 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Incredible photo, I thought this was a painting at first
Delicious BBQ = Pig on the sign
Incredible BBQ = Pig in clothes, or at least a hat and sunglasses
Amazeballs BBQ = Pig in clothes wielding cooking utensils
Incredible BBQ = Pig in clothes, or at least a hat and sunglasses
Amazeballs BBQ = Pig in clothes wielding cooking utensils
Corollary: The more human-like pig on the sign, the better. So, if someone's got a place serving wonder bread and the mascot is filing taxes and chain-smoking? You're going to meet the gods.
June 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Delicious BBQ = Pig on the sign
Incredible BBQ = Pig in clothes, or at least a hat and sunglasses
Amazeballs BBQ = Pig in clothes wielding cooking utensils
Incredible BBQ = Pig in clothes, or at least a hat and sunglasses
Amazeballs BBQ = Pig in clothes wielding cooking utensils
I know this is *supposed* to be a balloon in the shape of a numeral 1 but I can't help but see something else entirely
June 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I know this is *supposed* to be a balloon in the shape of a numeral 1 but I can't help but see something else entirely
A feather blenny guarding his hidey hole under the Point Pleasant railroad bridge in NJ
57°F, 35 min dive
57°F, 35 min dive
June 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
A feather blenny guarding his hidey hole under the Point Pleasant railroad bridge in NJ
57°F, 35 min dive
57°F, 35 min dive
Within the last year: Dropped a tank on my pinky and fractured it
Within the last week: in PT for my back and strained a tendon in my elbow
Yesterday: using a lighter to seal the end of Paracord and burned my hand with molten plastic
Within the last week: in PT for my back and strained a tendon in my elbow
Yesterday: using a lighter to seal the end of Paracord and burned my hand with molten plastic
What's the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?
Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
May 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Within the last year: Dropped a tank on my pinky and fractured it
Within the last week: in PT for my back and strained a tendon in my elbow
Yesterday: using a lighter to seal the end of Paracord and burned my hand with molten plastic
Within the last week: in PT for my back and strained a tendon in my elbow
Yesterday: using a lighter to seal the end of Paracord and burned my hand with molten plastic
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A vanilla soy latte is a three bean soup.
May 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
A vanilla soy latte is a three bean soup.
A few more from Saturday in NJ. This was one of the larger hermit crabs, there were some super macro ones that wouldnt stay still enough to grab focus!
May 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
A few more from Saturday in NJ. This was one of the larger hermit crabs, there were some super macro ones that wouldnt stay still enough to grab focus!
Nice to get back in local waters today in Point Pleasant Beach, NJ.
There were so many horseshoe crabs including a big momma tangled in some fishing line who I assumed was dead.
I decided to cut her free anyway and she started moving! Felt so good letting her go!
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There were so many horseshoe crabs including a big momma tangled in some fishing line who I assumed was dead.
I decided to cut her free anyway and she started moving! Felt so good letting her go!
🦑🦀🥽
May 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Nice to get back in local waters today in Point Pleasant Beach, NJ.
There were so many horseshoe crabs including a big momma tangled in some fishing line who I assumed was dead.
I decided to cut her free anyway and she started moving! Felt so good letting her go!
🦑🦀🥽
There were so many horseshoe crabs including a big momma tangled in some fishing line who I assumed was dead.
I decided to cut her free anyway and she started moving! Felt so good letting her go!
🦑🦀🥽
If the players weren't wearing numbers on their jerseys, these players name labels might make sense.
But then they cover play.
It's bad.
But then they cover play.
It's bad.
May 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
If the players weren't wearing numbers on their jerseys, these players name labels might make sense.
But then they cover play.
It's bad.
But then they cover play.
It's bad.
Look at this adorable alien! ❤️ his feets and fancy white hi-tops
FOUND HIM his name is Hygrosoma and he has many little shoes
April 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Look at this adorable alien! ❤️ his feets and fancy white hi-tops
The fans are standing up to them! The security guards are standing up to them! The peanut vendors are standing up to them! #mvsw youtu.be/ExyQXvgcwi0
Bristol Pitbulls vs Hull Seahawks Brawl / Abandoned Game NIHL 23-3-25
YouTube video by Hockey Fights UK
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March 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The fans are standing up to them! The security guards are standing up to them! The peanut vendors are standing up to them! #mvsw youtu.be/ExyQXvgcwi0
Someone, please help this sad faced kitty www.instagram.com/p/DHE84SiAj_...
March 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Someone, please help this sad faced kitty www.instagram.com/p/DHE84SiAj_...