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Waiting for the edibles to kick in…

44 | Denver | Vinyl nerd
Pinned
I wonder if these edibles are impairing my short-term whatchamacallit
Kinda surprised they haven’t made bathtub-safe toasters by now
January 31, 2026 at 8:23 AM
The Friday night drugs just don’t seem enough Friday anymore
January 31, 2026 at 7:37 AM
A runaway black hole would fix me
"in the past year, several lines of evidence have come together to show such a visitor is not impossible. Astronomers have seen clear signs of runaway supermassive black holes tearing through other galaxies, and have uncovered evidence that smaller, undetectable runaways are
New fear unlocked: Runaway black holes
Last year, astronomers were fascinated by a runaway asteroid passing through our solar system from somewhere far beyond. It was moving at around 68 kilometers per second, just over double Earth's spee...
phys.org
January 29, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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loser shit
January 21, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I’ve seen enough. New Year’s diet is officially cancelled.
January 21, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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Your regular reminder that everything started to go to hell at precisely the moment that we lost the Starman z"l
January 21, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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I don’t care what anyone says, revenge is even better if you microwave it for thirty seconds.
January 21, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Yo Switzerland could you do us a solid?
January 21, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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I'm sick of it not happening
January 21, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I’ve noticed the universe seems to buzz every time there’s a chance *it* might be happening
January 21, 2026 at 7:32 AM
They said no alcohol at least 24 something-or-another prior to the procedure so I’m guessing it was minutes
I get to have zero food from now until my surgery so it’s all IPA’s all the time until noon Thurs
January 21, 2026 at 7:20 AM
I get to have zero food from now until my surgery so it’s all IPA’s all the time until noon Thurs
January 21, 2026 at 7:16 AM
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Okay. Now. Well that was fun.

(me about to leave a place that wasn’t fun)
September 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Some people belong in the past tense
January 21, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Xanax-scented sharpies
January 20, 2026 at 7:39 PM
“I like you better when you’re not around.”

- Me, to the mirror
January 17, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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Just imagine what I’m NOT posting.

You’re welcome.
January 17, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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I’m puking up good vibrations
January 17, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Fueled by catnip and vinyl
Me and the cat, 2 am
January 17, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Me and the cat, 2 am
January 17, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Perky cuz the edible kicked in
January 17, 2026 at 7:34 AM
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my phone should dispense a complimentary xanax any time I watch or read the news
January 17, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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Drugs are rad, m'kay
January 15, 2026 at 11:42 PM
My body just does not digest chapstick like it used to
January 17, 2026 at 6:21 AM
This week can burn in hell
January 16, 2026 at 10:25 PM