Eric Parsons
@ericparsons.bsky.social
Senior Cinematic Designer on @swtor.com
He/him
LA, CA
He/him
LA, CA
Hey author, tell me “you don’t actually participate in the raising of your children” without actually telling me “you don’t participate in the raising of your children”
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Hey author, tell me “you don’t actually participate in the raising of your children” without actually telling me “you don’t participate in the raising of your children”
Thank you for starting a new holiday tradition by reposting this treasure
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Thank you for starting a new holiday tradition by reposting this treasure
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There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
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tearing into the mod files for the mysummerdog addon and finding the funniest UV unwrap ive ever seen in my life
October 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
tearing into the mod files for the mysummerdog addon and finding the funniest UV unwrap ive ever seen in my life
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I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Do the d̷e̷w̷ dude
November 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Do the d̷e̷w̷ dude
I’m not a scientist but I think if you buy Baja Blast it does transmasc instead
When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’m not a scientist but I think if you buy Baja Blast it does transmasc instead
“We’re sending our brave, beautiful ICE agents into the cities to round up that nasty Hamburglar. Everywhere I go it’s ‘Mister President he’s taking them. He’s taking all the hamburgers.’ Well not anymore”
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
“We’re sending our brave, beautiful ICE agents into the cities to round up that nasty Hamburglar. Everywhere I go it’s ‘Mister President he’s taking them. He’s taking all the hamburgers.’ Well not anymore”
Yeah I’d always leave one of these after a hookup. “Thanks for a great time. Treat yourself”
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Yeah I’d always leave one of these after a hookup. “Thanks for a great time. Treat yourself”
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I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
Not to brag but I’ve been on soooooooo many first dates 🤭
first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
November 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Not to brag but I’ve been on soooooooo many first dates 🤭
*nice**
*Libraries are a
**place to go to read a book, use a computer, or just get out of the elements
*Libraries are a
**place to go to read a book, use a computer, or just get out of the elements
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
*nice**
*Libraries are a
**place to go to read a book, use a computer, or just get out of the elements
*Libraries are a
**place to go to read a book, use a computer, or just get out of the elements
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Hey that’s pretty out of line
Jar Jar is at least good for some laughs
Jar Jar is at least good for some laughs
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Hey that’s pretty out of line
Jar Jar is at least good for some laughs
Jar Jar is at least good for some laughs
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Reposted by Eric Parsons
Reposted by Eric Parsons
Richest nation in human history
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Richest nation in human history
The way my blood pressure jumped seeing this image
November 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The way my blood pressure jumped seeing this image
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Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
(Doc, we’re not supposed to even talk about the secret thing)
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
(Doc, we’re not supposed to even talk about the secret thing)
“I’m just going to stand here and hold my breath until you start paying attention to me again”
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“I’m just going to stand here and hold my breath until you start paying attention to me again”