ras
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Hello! I used to not tweet much so now I guess I don't... bloosk much?
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Very specific post: anyone in or around Nijmegen want a free ticket to see Gnome in about two hours?
November 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Very specific post: anyone in or around Nijmegen want a free ticket to see Gnome in about two hours?
This sentence jump-scared me three times
I was not ready to be hit with this triple whammy of "that's still a thing?"
September 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This sentence jump-scared me three times
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*the boyfriend, with a fruitfly upon his finger:*
"I am the most pathetic falconer in the world"
"I am the most pathetic falconer in the world"
June 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
*the boyfriend, with a fruitfly upon his finger:*
"I am the most pathetic falconer in the world"
"I am the most pathetic falconer in the world"
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I turned 31 today!
I've been an artist all of my life, and I'm so happy with how far I have progressed in my own career. It's been a long journey, but I look forward to another 10 years of creating.
I'd love a share if you're feeling generous to boost my reach for a day! ❤️
I've been an artist all of my life, and I'm so happy with how far I have progressed in my own career. It's been a long journey, but I look forward to another 10 years of creating.
I'd love a share if you're feeling generous to boost my reach for a day! ❤️
September 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I turned 31 today!
I've been an artist all of my life, and I'm so happy with how far I have progressed in my own career. It's been a long journey, but I look forward to another 10 years of creating.
I'd love a share if you're feeling generous to boost my reach for a day! ❤️
I've been an artist all of my life, and I'm so happy with how far I have progressed in my own career. It's been a long journey, but I look forward to another 10 years of creating.
I'd love a share if you're feeling generous to boost my reach for a day! ❤️
Mate, do you think you're funny?
June 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Mate, do you think you're funny?
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I have to go to bed but real quick Ernie has always been in the wrong and Bert has always been absolutely correct to be frustrated by Ernie’s chaotic bullshit
May 29, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I have to go to bed but real quick Ernie has always been in the wrong and Bert has always been absolutely correct to be frustrated by Ernie’s chaotic bullshit
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i couldn't remember the word "polyamorous" and just referred to someone having "free-range partners" and i need to tell someone because no one in the house would appreciate this
May 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
i couldn't remember the word "polyamorous" and just referred to someone having "free-range partners" and i need to tell someone because no one in the house would appreciate this
Can't believe the boyfriend posted a picture of my coffee and got 12k likes. Stolen valour is what it is
Oh my god the bear is espresso ice so the coffee gets stronger as he melts
May 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Can't believe the boyfriend posted a picture of my coffee and got 12k likes. Stolen valour is what it is
We watched it. It is Taken for the man who thinks the Cybertruck is cool
Watching the job film
The genre of "Jason Statham is [regular job title]" is now so prevalent they ran out of specific jobs
April 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
We watched it. It is Taken for the man who thinks the Cybertruck is cool
Is the singular of Keith Kooth?
March 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Is the singular of Keith Kooth?
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I've edited a video! Of some of my standup! Like you're supposed to when you're a comedian!
Please enjoy "My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why".
Shares/fawning praise etc obviously appreciated x
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...
Please enjoy "My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why".
Shares/fawning praise etc obviously appreciated x
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...
My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why.
YouTube video by Guy Kelly
www.youtube.com
October 3, 2024 at 3:35 PM
I've edited a video! Of some of my standup! Like you're supposed to when you're a comedian!
Please enjoy "My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why".
Shares/fawning praise etc obviously appreciated x
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...
Please enjoy "My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why".
Shares/fawning praise etc obviously appreciated x
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...
Someone needs attention
December 27, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Someone needs attention
As is tradition I consecrate this new account with a most good of boys: Basil
July 24, 2023 at 7:22 PM
As is tradition I consecrate this new account with a most good of boys: Basil