Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)
banner
ephusophus.bsky.social
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)
@ephusophus.bsky.social
still dope. strega nona is portuguese. I am a tiny little pebble.

maintainer of rubblemag.org, an ongoing collaborative (hopefully) collage project
Pinned
if you like collage or make collage, please take a look at my little project rubblemag.org. I would love it if you would participate! please share to anyone who might be interested.

here is the kinds of thing you can see, and be part of (ps the fade function is the neatest part)
when is the Superbowl
February 3, 2026 at 3:16 PM
you think you'd love it if goblins were real, but you wouldn't, because they would stink. They would really reek.
February 3, 2026 at 3:41 AM
when I was four I fell out of a shopping cart and hit my head, that's my "origin story," it gave me the power of depression
February 3, 2026 at 3:40 AM
word to the wise, if you hear some teens talking about a "slime guy" that's their word for a hitman
February 3, 2026 at 3:38 AM
how many bullets do you think are flying through the air right now
February 3, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Reposted by Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)
You couldn't make Kindergarten Cop today. A cop that protects children would seem too fantastical
February 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
lmao
This is maybe the most bone-dry Chotiner interview I've seen in a while
February 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Reposted by Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)
February 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Lot going on this paragraph
February 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Reposted by Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)
As a former BYOB poster, you might say Resistance is in my blood. Of course, there’s a lot of things you *might* say.
Lowtax banning hentai from SomethingAwful being one of the more consequential events of the 21st century is going to do me in
“m00t created /pol/ after meeting with Epstein” is my activation phrase
January 31, 2026 at 2:03 PM
A tip for you: if you want to watch a "classic" episode of The Simpsons, look no further than the "Stonecutters" episode.
January 31, 2026 at 3:42 AM
tryin to take a break
January 30, 2026 at 1:18 PM
my impetus in posting this was there was a lot of great music about smoking weed in the 1990s.its still great but something's missing b/c smoking weed isn't cool anymore, i want to tell them to make music about sometjhing that was cool then but is still cool today instead , like Donkey Kong Country.
imadgine trying to explain to someone from 1994 thaqt smoking weed isnt cool anymore
January 29, 2026 at 7:53 PM
everything that exists is impermanent. you were right that daddy disappeared during peekaboo
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 6:11 PM
its very weird that the headline of this article is "Google’s AI helped me make bad Nintendo knockoffs" but somehow the author makes it sound like he thinks this technology is cool? why would you do that to yourself, are you insane? Until future notice I dub Jay Peters a "dip shit"
Google’s new world AI model tool let me generate a bunch of Nintendo-inspired games. Including one featuring Link with a paraglider! Gift link: www.theverge.com/news/869726/...
January 29, 2026 at 6:08 PM
imadgine trying to explain to someone from 1994 thaqt smoking weed isnt cool anymore
January 29, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I would be fine if I went on The Jaunt. I would just spend the time thinking of posts.
January 29, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Reposted by Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)
Thinking about how modern news outlets would describe Anne Frank as being "detained" at the end of her diary
January 28, 2026 at 11:47 PM
It's a few days too late for this joke but I'm just thinking how funny it would be if Gregory Bovino told someone "I will be with you shortly."
January 29, 2026 at 2:19 AM
If you are one of the people I have designated a "dip shit" please stay where you are: I will be there to kick your ass when I have the time
January 29, 2026 at 2:18 AM
If I ever kicked a car and a piece came off like that, I would feel really good about myself
News Movement posted this video of Alex Pretti on Jan 13, showing him spitting at ICE agents and kicking their taillight.

Now conservatives are suggesting this changes things.

That would mean they are suggesting he deserved to be target of an extrajudicial execution.

The video changes nothing.
January 28, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Season 1 of Primal was as good as the best TV that's ever been made. S2 was very good but I don't think it totally landed. Season 3 is shaping up to be as good as Season 1. I think it's just a better show when there's no talking. These are my Primal Thoughts.
January 28, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Here's a free idea. It's a hall of fame, for people who were really good at cheating at sports.
January 28, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Like I said,
A stunner from @dvnjr.bsky.social and me: Bill Belichick is not a first ballot Hall of Famer. He didn't get elected this year. The 8-time champion failed to 40 out of the 50 votes required for induction.
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Sources: Bill Belichick will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer
Bill Belichick, the eight-time Super Bowl-winning coach, will not a first-ballot Hall of Famer, sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I wonder if everyone from New England knows that they are universally hated by all good and decent people.
January 27, 2026 at 10:02 PM