Seeing Tim Kaine and Mark Warner on here: well well well if it isn't the Blowjob Brothers.

If you see another snake monster truck, no you didn't

S'beve

i did get it done and sent off, illustrator started behaving again and i only lost minimal work, and now i can sleep in as long as i want because mondays are my saturdays 🙂‍↕️ (this gif is the result of typing in “sparkling garfield” to the giphy search)

One of my friends told me about how she was with this guy and he would say "I'm finna come" before he would orgasm and she stayed with him for 2 years despite that

🙂‍↕️☝️

I love the concept of "loose leaf potato chips"

*going faster than any living thing on Earth, in a man-made object* I hate going artificially slow

I mean there's no way around it. Speed limits on non-residential roads are kind of arbitrary. But changing the law just because this guy is an impatient fool is not only *also* arbitrary, it's a terrible reason to change it!

I'm not trying to defend this guy but the national speed limit was set to 55 because of the oil crisis, not for safety reasons. Experts have been arguing for 50 years about whether and to what extent speed limits on highways prevent crashes and injuries.

After I beat gold stake on all decks, it was like a great weight had been lifted, and now I just play for fun on low stakes and it's pure enjoyment

Google undefeated at creating cool useful things and then making them less and less cool and useful repeatedly until everyone is in Hell