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these ARE made
they should ALWAYS be made
i WILL make them
i WILL help you make them
they should ALWAYS be made
i WILL make them
i WILL help you make them
December 4, 2023 at 7:57 PM
these ARE made
they should ALWAYS be made
i WILL make them
i WILL help you make them
they should ALWAYS be made
i WILL make them
i WILL help you make them
If Trump had been president in 2021, it would have 100% been made illegal to download NFTs as jpeg.
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If Trump had been president in 2021, it would have 100% been made illegal to download NFTs as jpeg.
The guy who wrote “Humpty Dumpty”: So that’s the poem. It’s about a famous noble cann-
The first guy who heard it (and everybody since): Yeah man some kind of fucked up little egg man. I get it.
The first guy who heard it (and everybody since): Yeah man some kind of fucked up little egg man. I get it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The guy who wrote “Humpty Dumpty”: So that’s the poem. It’s about a famous noble cann-
The first guy who heard it (and everybody since): Yeah man some kind of fucked up little egg man. I get it.
The first guy who heard it (and everybody since): Yeah man some kind of fucked up little egg man. I get it.
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
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Decolonization now
Decolonization forever
Decolonization forever
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Decolonization now
Decolonization forever
Decolonization forever
I knew the iPhone face would be bad in the new Legend of Zelda movie but I did not expect it to be as bad as these photos make it look.
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I knew the iPhone face would be bad in the new Legend of Zelda movie but I did not expect it to be as bad as these photos make it look.
Fuck .webp and fuck any web developers who are still using it.
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Fuck .webp and fuck any web developers who are still using it.
AURORA BOREALIS?! AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN EVERYWHERE?!
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
AURORA BOREALIS?! AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN EVERYWHERE?!
My Sweetwater rep Christopher jumping on my funeral pyre like Denethor.
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My Sweetwater rep Christopher jumping on my funeral pyre like Denethor.
Any corpo that gets a bailout should have to put their CEO in a dunk tank for the American people. The height or the tank is 10 feet for every billion.
“OpenAI is getting ready to run hat in hand to the taxpayer for subsidies.” After losing more than $13 billion this year, OpenAI officials are angling for a bailout. From @ryanlcooper.com:
trib.al/CUazMCQ
trib.al/CUazMCQ
OpenAI Is Maneuvering for a Government Bailout - The American Prospect
For artificial intelligence to ever pencil out, some truly enormous revenue streams will be required. And if you need trillions of dollars for data centers forever, there’s only one entity to turn to: Uncle Sam.
trib.al
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Any corpo that gets a bailout should have to put their CEO in a dunk tank for the American people. The height or the tank is 10 feet for every billion.
Having a garage is wild like “yes, this is the car’s bedroom.”
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Having a garage is wild like “yes, this is the car’s bedroom.”
I’m going to start the next Mandela Effect: Who Wants to be a Millionaire was hosted by Pilbus Reebin.
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I’m going to start the next Mandela Effect: Who Wants to be a Millionaire was hosted by Pilbus Reebin.
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GTA VI delayed until 2026 so that Rockstar can add more business names that would seem funny if you were a British man in the mid-2000s
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
GTA VI delayed until 2026 so that Rockstar can add more business names that would seem funny if you were a British man in the mid-2000s
There is a better version of U.S. America out there in the multiverse in which Operation Paperclip was the name given to a very funny plot where we pretended to hire Natzee scientists after WW2, only for them to get here and then have us drop a giant Steinway piano on their heads during primetime TV
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
There is a better version of U.S. America out there in the multiverse in which Operation Paperclip was the name given to a very funny plot where we pretended to hire Natzee scientists after WW2, only for them to get here and then have us drop a giant Steinway piano on their heads during primetime TV
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Wow. In another huge upset, Mesmero, the Master of Mentalism, has been elected mayor of Chicago. Political pundits are shocked - he’s a first-time candidate who barely spent anything on advertising, and there wasn’t even an election scheduled for today
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Wow. In another huge upset, Mesmero, the Master of Mentalism, has been elected mayor of Chicago. Political pundits are shocked - he’s a first-time candidate who barely spent anything on advertising, and there wasn’t even an election scheduled for today
To the Joker, it’s just called “bouncing on it normal style.”
November 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
To the Joker, it’s just called “bouncing on it normal style.”
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Homey literally said "touch mass"
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Homey literally said "touch mass"
Neither the iPhone Mini nor iPhone Air could overcome the general public’s perverse desire to be seen balancing a giant stupid brick on their pinky like an idiot.
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Neither the iPhone Mini nor iPhone Air could overcome the general public’s perverse desire to be seen balancing a giant stupid brick on their pinky like an idiot.
Forks Over Knives, and God Against All
October 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Forks Over Knives, and God Against All
Not to be bitter, but I hope whoever beat me to this on Marketplace has audio visual sync issues on every movie they ever watch again forever.
October 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Not to be bitter, but I hope whoever beat me to this on Marketplace has audio visual sync issues on every movie they ever watch again forever.
I love Bruce Springsteen but the amount of marketing around the new biopic with chef guy is making me not want to even watch it once I can pick it up from the library.
October 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I love Bruce Springsteen but the amount of marketing around the new biopic with chef guy is making me not want to even watch it once I can pick it up from the library.
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Guillermo del toro‘s Mucinex Guys
October 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Guillermo del toro‘s Mucinex Guys
I don’t believe in horseshoe theory, but I do believe that all chronically online people - left and right - wind up turning into weird, insecure cops.
October 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I don’t believe in horseshoe theory, but I do believe that all chronically online people - left and right - wind up turning into weird, insecure cops.