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Punk Goes Poop

He/Him
The Quack Parade
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Not to be bitter, but I hope whoever beat me to this on Marketplace has audio visual sync issues on every movie they ever watch again forever.
October 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
#NoKingsPDX was awe-inspiring. For a city that receives critique for an abundance of white liberalism, I was joyously surprised to see most speakers take an intersectional approach to calls for liberation. Many highlighted Palestinian and gender rights as central to our fight for collective freedom.
October 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
$1 at a thrift store last month
October 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
FINALLY. TOMATOES.
September 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Happy 50th birthday to the greatest album ever recorded.
August 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
“We’re checking with the judges

Okay…

Yes! It looks like we have a new format.”
July 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Oh no, my iced coffee spilled.
July 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Dear god
July 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Hey all, please send some good vibes/thoughts/prayers to Sully, my 9-yo cat who has been living with GI lymphoma for four years. He has some concerning symptoms and I am anxious and sad for him. Vet trip this afternoon to see what’s up.
June 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If this flag offends you, I will help you pack.
June 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
But- but- shawty fire burning on the dance floor…
June 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
#iOS26 😻😻😻
June 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Digitizing home recorded VHS from a yard sale and stumbled across a golden nugget - pre-9/11 Food Network special on holiday gadgets and gift ideas.
June 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
June 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
“If anybody gets lost where do we meet?”

“The Foghorn Leghorn backshots statue?”

“That’s right, Tyler. The Foghorn Leghorn backshots statue.”
June 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
“What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly shit in your joylet?”
June 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
*cocks pistol*
June 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched your Unknown Pleasures eggs?
May 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Literally about to go super saiyan.
May 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
God has shit in my dinner at the thrift.
May 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Spring nights are so good
April 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
March 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Cozy night in
March 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Inside of you, there are two wolves.
March 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM