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Merry Christmas, all. ❤️🎄🎅🏽
(And no. I did NOT whiten my teeth Hollywood stylee! 😂)
(And no. I did NOT whiten my teeth Hollywood stylee! 😂)
December 11, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Merry Christmas, all. ❤️🎄🎅🏽
(And no. I did NOT whiten my teeth Hollywood stylee! 😂)
(And no. I did NOT whiten my teeth Hollywood stylee! 😂)
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Five years ago today: Ludicrous novelty figure takes on me and Elmo.
December 12, 2024 at 8:39 AM
Five years ago today: Ludicrous novelty figure takes on me and Elmo.
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December 10, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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Absolutely delighted to be the subject of a correction in the Guardian.
December 6, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Absolutely delighted to be the subject of a correction in the Guardian.
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A list of the five best phrases I've come across for strong winds:
5. Blowing half a pelican (Danish)
4. Blowing hats and hay (Norwegian)
3. Blowing a hoolie (Scots)
2. Wind so strong it could blow a pig on to its hind legs (Estonian)
1. It’s only wind when the sheep no longer have curls (German)
5. Blowing half a pelican (Danish)
4. Blowing hats and hay (Norwegian)
3. Blowing a hoolie (Scots)
2. Wind so strong it could blow a pig on to its hind legs (Estonian)
1. It’s only wind when the sheep no longer have curls (German)
December 7, 2024 at 10:20 AM
A list of the five best phrases I've come across for strong winds:
5. Blowing half a pelican (Danish)
4. Blowing hats and hay (Norwegian)
3. Blowing a hoolie (Scots)
2. Wind so strong it could blow a pig on to its hind legs (Estonian)
1. It’s only wind when the sheep no longer have curls (German)
5. Blowing half a pelican (Danish)
4. Blowing hats and hay (Norwegian)
3. Blowing a hoolie (Scots)
2. Wind so strong it could blow a pig on to its hind legs (Estonian)
1. It’s only wind when the sheep no longer have curls (German)
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Which means it's nearly ten years since I read Morrissey's execrable novel 'List Of The Lost' and was so stunned by its contents that I wrote a review that was longer than my dissertation.
www.balls.ie/the-rewind/m...
www.balls.ie/the-rewind/m...
December 5, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Which means it's nearly ten years since I read Morrissey's execrable novel 'List Of The Lost' and was so stunned by its contents that I wrote a review that was longer than my dissertation.
www.balls.ie/the-rewind/m...
www.balls.ie/the-rewind/m...
Heartily recommend this thread 🍔
The Hamburgler
Trying to think of who would be the funniest person for Biden to pardon next, and I think it's to posthumously pardon the Unabomber
December 2, 2024 at 8:59 AM
Heartily recommend this thread 🍔
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Importing my mansplaining thread over from Twitter.
All are based on real events that happened to me or an Old Movie Lady of my acquaintance. Original silliness edited for clarity and brevity.
All are based on real events that happened to me or an Old Movie Lady of my acquaintance. Original silliness edited for clarity and brevity.
"I Noticed That You Mentioned Silent Films So I Wanted to Come Over and Explain a Film I am Sure You Have Never Seen Called METROPOLIS" by Berthold Woltze
November 28, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Importing my mansplaining thread over from Twitter.
All are based on real events that happened to me or an Old Movie Lady of my acquaintance. Original silliness edited for clarity and brevity.
All are based on real events that happened to me or an Old Movie Lady of my acquaintance. Original silliness edited for clarity and brevity.
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New from me: Two influencers make very similar content promoting Amazon products. They dress the same. They buy the same stuff. They even have a similar tattoo.
Now one is suing the other, claiming her rival won't stop copying her. But who influenced whom? www.theverge.com/2024/11/26/2...
Now one is suing the other, claiming her rival won't stop copying her. But who influenced whom? www.theverge.com/2024/11/26/2...
The influencer lawsuit that could change the industry
Behind the scenes of a court battle for the “clean girl” look.
www.theverge.com
November 26, 2024 at 2:54 PM
New from me: Two influencers make very similar content promoting Amazon products. They dress the same. They buy the same stuff. They even have a similar tattoo.
Now one is suing the other, claiming her rival won't stop copying her. But who influenced whom? www.theverge.com/2024/11/26/2...
Now one is suing the other, claiming her rival won't stop copying her. But who influenced whom? www.theverge.com/2024/11/26/2...
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Amazing thread! Biology and science! ✌️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
In 1890, the X and Y chromosomes were discovered. It was found that the men who were tested had 46 chromosomes, including an X and a Y, while women who were tested also had 46 chromosomes, including 2 X chromosomes.
So obviously the conclusion was that the Y chromosome defined masculinity.
So obviously the conclusion was that the Y chromosome defined masculinity.
November 26, 2024 at 10:19 AM
Amazing thread! Biology and science! ✌️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?
November 26, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?
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When you try to fit all their notes into the script without fixing the problems.
November 25, 2024 at 2:21 AM
When you try to fit all their notes into the script without fixing the problems.
@benstiller.redhour.com A very belated thank you for sharing your prostate cancer story. My dad's was the same, routine test for antigens (due to family history), caught early & removed by robots. All clear for 10 years! When someone with your profile & platform comes forward, lives are saved 🙏
November 23, 2024 at 7:20 PM
@benstiller.redhour.com A very belated thank you for sharing your prostate cancer story. My dad's was the same, routine test for antigens (due to family history), caught early & removed by robots. All clear for 10 years! When someone with your profile & platform comes forward, lives are saved 🙏
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every boxing movie is basically about this transformation
November 21, 2024 at 3:30 AM
every boxing movie is basically about this transformation
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November 22, 2024 at 3:28 AM
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Best nickname for a ludicrous baseball name since Doug Gwosdz. ("Eyechart")
I’m contractually obligated to tell you guys the Boston Red Sox added Jhoestynxon Garcia to their 40-man roster and his nickname is “The Password.”
November 20, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Best nickname for a ludicrous baseball name since Doug Gwosdz. ("Eyechart")
Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you
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My favourite CS Lewis book is Lionel Richie's Wardrobe. No two ways about it.
November 19, 2024 at 1:30 PM
My favourite CS Lewis book is Lionel Richie's Wardrobe. No two ways about it.