Emil A. Meal
@emilameal.bsky.social
given the opportunity to chill I would fumble it affably and soon perish. Philly
in the coat check line I heard a woman say to her friend “(my boyfriend) is getting too comfortable. He’s telling bad stories lately. ‘I love that you’re telling me this, but I don’t care.’”
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
in the coat check line I heard a woman say to her friend “(my boyfriend) is getting too comfortable. He’s telling bad stories lately. ‘I love that you’re telling me this, but I don’t care.’”
feeling love, gratefulness for the mental output of all socially incapable perverts
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
feeling love, gratefulness for the mental output of all socially incapable perverts
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as hydrangeas bloom blue or pink with the alkalinity of their soil, so we ought to regard diasporic cultural transmission not simply as a distortion or loss of tradition but as a moment for new flowers, some perhaps that we had not seen.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
as hydrangeas bloom blue or pink with the alkalinity of their soil, so we ought to regard diasporic cultural transmission not simply as a distortion or loss of tradition but as a moment for new flowers, some perhaps that we had not seen.
I should adopt a cat
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I should adopt a cat
letting go of negativity because it is the time of the week when dancing begins again!
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
letting go of negativity because it is the time of the week when dancing begins again!
watched a truck rearend a towtruck that was towing an already-wrecked car and accordion the poor thing
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
watched a truck rearend a towtruck that was towing an already-wrecked car and accordion the poor thing
TELL ME HOW CAN I LOVE AGAIN (scooping up rudely concealed cat turds)
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 AM
TELL ME HOW CAN I LOVE AGAIN (scooping up rudely concealed cat turds)
let the music play ahhhhhh just wanna dance the night away righthere righthere is where I wanna stay aaawwwlnightlong oooohwooowoooweeee
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 AM
let the music play ahhhhhh just wanna dance the night away righthere righthere is where I wanna stay aaawwwlnightlong oooohwooowoooweeee
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World show me colors and lights
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
World show me colors and lights
got a sheet of some obscure plastic in red. so now I have that
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
got a sheet of some obscure plastic in red. so now I have that
just wanna be just wanna be just wanna be your giiiiirrrl (zero birds on the power line to cheer my walk across the parking lot this cold gray morning. the sun breaks the dolorous sky over the casino parking deck in streaks of bleached yellow. I ache for a set of loving arms)
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
just wanna be just wanna be just wanna be your giiiiirrrl (zero birds on the power line to cheer my walk across the parking lot this cold gray morning. the sun breaks the dolorous sky over the casino parking deck in streaks of bleached yellow. I ache for a set of loving arms)
mouse sprung the snap trap and flung days old butter-turned-cheese onto my bed and god it stinks
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 AM
mouse sprung the snap trap and flung days old butter-turned-cheese onto my bed and god it stinks
I am choosing to like the mice. They want to hangout because they like me and all of my exotic woods and hundreds of pounds of various metals, glues, abrasives I sleep on top of
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I am choosing to like the mice. They want to hangout because they like me and all of my exotic woods and hundreds of pounds of various metals, glues, abrasives I sleep on top of
another mouse dead last night. yet another this morning scrabbling around in the darkness beneath my bed. I’ve removed everything from my room except my materials and clothes. yet still they come in unending numbers to disturb my sleep. I hate these rodents. My life without a cat
November 11, 2025 at 9:29 AM
another mouse dead last night. yet another this morning scrabbling around in the darkness beneath my bed. I’ve removed everything from my room except my materials and clothes. yet still they come in unending numbers to disturb my sleep. I hate these rodents. My life without a cat
roughest toilet paper I’ve ever used at a screening of shorts as part of the asian film festival. hurts to walk a full day later
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
roughest toilet paper I’ve ever used at a screening of shorts as part of the asian film festival. hurts to walk a full day later
I see you slapping all sides of the hand dryer to divine the secret to its functionality, rebuffed, swabbing damp hands on pants. and I have to know your pronouns
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I see you slapping all sides of the hand dryer to divine the secret to its functionality, rebuffed, swabbing damp hands on pants. and I have to know your pronouns
shared trolley seat with a magic the gathering streamer
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
shared trolley seat with a magic the gathering streamer
chased a mouse into the bathroom and shut the door behind us and now with a plastic quart container in each hand menacing it thinking about whether dual wielding increases my efficacy until the rodent disappears into a hole in exposed framing around the missing bottom closet trim. lair revealed tho
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
chased a mouse into the bathroom and shut the door behind us and now with a plastic quart container in each hand menacing it thinking about whether dual wielding increases my efficacy until the rodent disappears into a hole in exposed framing around the missing bottom closet trim. lair revealed tho
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adding a second trepan hole to get a cross breeze going
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
adding a second trepan hole to get a cross breeze going
raising awareness in the dried meat community about protein poisoning by suffering in front of you all here now
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
raising awareness in the dried meat community about protein poisoning by suffering in front of you all here now
babe if you let me plaster your bathroom in a traditional moroccan method and style
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
babe if you let me plaster your bathroom in a traditional moroccan method and style
a neighboring apartment is beeping urgently a soft and synthetic circular alarm
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 AM
a neighboring apartment is beeping urgently a soft and synthetic circular alarm