Emil A. Meal
@emilameal.bsky.social
given the opportunity to chill I would fumble it affably and soon perish. Philly
rat caught its foot in a glue trap but freed itself before I could close in with the ball jar. the rat has been trapped behind my dresser,workbench, and filing cabinet with all egresses glue trapped (nine in total.) now if the rat somehow goes up and over , it is free to aggress me in my sleep
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
rat caught its foot in a glue trap but freed itself before I could close in with the ball jar. the rat has been trapped behind my dresser,workbench, and filing cabinet with all egresses glue trapped (nine in total.) now if the rat somehow goes up and over , it is free to aggress me in my sleep
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Me: I’m going to go somewhere that’s bad
The grace of god: No
Me: Ok
The grace of god: No
Me: Ok
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Me: I’m going to go somewhere that’s bad
The grace of god: No
Me: Ok
The grace of god: No
Me: Ok
god I would like to dance soon
December 3, 2025 at 11:22 AM
god I would like to dance soon
🗣️CAUSE IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT FOREVER🗣️😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
December 3, 2025 at 11:20 AM
🗣️CAUSE IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT FOREVER🗣️😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
nightmare man I hate rodents
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
nightmare man I hate rodents
I killed enough mice that they sent a rat. And I heard him romping through my drawings. I’m awake watching him. I have a snap trap in that corner and I watch him trigger it, but it doesn’t kill him, he’s dazed and bleeding and I watch him stand there bleeding and then he retreats under my bed
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I killed enough mice that they sent a rat. And I heard him romping through my drawings. I’m awake watching him. I have a snap trap in that corner and I watch him trigger it, but it doesn’t kill him, he’s dazed and bleeding and I watch him stand there bleeding and then he retreats under my bed
for christmas I want more responsibilities. santa please burden me!
December 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
for christmas I want more responsibilities. santa please burden me!
smoking cigarettes with human-faced rabbits and when they cough the whole amalgam hops some
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
smoking cigarettes with human-faced rabbits and when they cough the whole amalgam hops some
intrusive thought today was the image of sitting crosslegged on a dry mud shelf cracked into puzzle pieces sharing a stick of butter with a reeking vulture and I’d break off a nob and the creature would jab and juggle the butter on the ground marring it with red filth and I ate my butter plainly
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
intrusive thought today was the image of sitting crosslegged on a dry mud shelf cracked into puzzle pieces sharing a stick of butter with a reeking vulture and I’d break off a nob and the creature would jab and juggle the butter on the ground marring it with red filth and I ate my butter plainly
part of my day is some part of me burning from molten spillage. the funny part I mean
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
part of my day is some part of me burning from molten spillage. the funny part I mean
bought two rubies that at some point I WILL put in my mouth
December 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
bought two rubies that at some point I WILL put in my mouth
zero deals on silver bullion today for the record they’re really not trying to move raw materials on this consumer marketplace holiday but I bought some because in the last year the price of silver has doubled and it’ll just keep going up forever because bad people fear something about currency
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
zero deals on silver bullion today for the record they’re really not trying to move raw materials on this consumer marketplace holiday but I bought some because in the last year the price of silver has doubled and it’ll just keep going up forever because bad people fear something about currency
living in love on cyber monday
December 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
living in love on cyber monday
pound cake mini loaf needed soon
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
pound cake mini loaf needed soon
embarrassing lack of surplus internal resources to meaningfully deny needing someone resolved how
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
embarrassing lack of surplus internal resources to meaningfully deny needing someone resolved how
pruning my social connections down in life to just a few beloved people and then over-saturating those relationships with anxious and needy attention unto disharmony, silence, loneliness
December 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
pruning my social connections down in life to just a few beloved people and then over-saturating those relationships with anxious and needy attention unto disharmony, silence, loneliness
eliminating the mice in my apartment with improvised explosive devices causing (easily repairable) structural damage via ball bearings and steel media flying at high speeds, conflagration, wounding me too
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
eliminating the mice in my apartment with improvised explosive devices causing (easily repairable) structural damage via ball bearings and steel media flying at high speeds, conflagration, wounding me too
need infinite time but only a little bit of money and zero injuries or setbacks need an immortal body of living wood and metal and machine elf caretakers who more or less “work around” me and my schedule. all so I have more to give
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
need infinite time but only a little bit of money and zero injuries or setbacks need an immortal body of living wood and metal and machine elf caretakers who more or less “work around” me and my schedule. all so I have more to give
cold two mango dinner
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
cold two mango dinner
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dream job: parasite (beloved)
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
dream job: parasite (beloved)
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Rules
1. No running
2. Be nice
3. Have fun!
4. Smoke good
1. No running
2. Be nice
3. Have fun!
4. Smoke good
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Rules
1. No running
2. Be nice
3. Have fun!
4. Smoke good
1. No running
2. Be nice
3. Have fun!
4. Smoke good
Reaccionó con frowny face with tear emoji
November 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Reaccionó con frowny face with tear emoji
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Gonna smoke some weed and use power tools
November 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Gonna smoke some weed and use power tools
got the milk infused black tea and the alpine milk chocolate and twelve cups of coffee brewed I’m about to vibe by the window for a few hours with my body so pleasantly sore
November 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
got the milk infused black tea and the alpine milk chocolate and twelve cups of coffee brewed I’m about to vibe by the window for a few hours with my body so pleasantly sore