DistractedWriter
@elpork.bsky.social
Writer. Ex-Janitor. Chicken enthusiast. Tall guy. He/him.
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Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/
February 4, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/
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its gonna be so funny when you kill this website, you fuckin jackasses. i honestly cant wait @safety.bsky.app @jay.bsky.team @pfrazee.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:27 PM
its gonna be so funny when you kill this website, you fuckin jackasses. i honestly cant wait @safety.bsky.app @jay.bsky.team @pfrazee.com
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we need every grain of sand in the gears. every single one.
A Minneapolis City Council committee delayed action Tuesday on renewing liquor licenses for two Minneapolis hotels that have housed federal immigration officers.
Minneapolis Council committee delays liquor licenses for 2 hotels over hosting federal agents
The City Council will hold a public hearing on the liquor licenses for the Canopy by Hilton in the Mill District and Depot Renaissance Hotel.
www.startribune.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 AM
we need every grain of sand in the gears. every single one.
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Thi Dua Vang and her family fled Vietnam after spending decades persecuted for being Christian.
They found asylum in the United States.
She came into the country legally and is awaiting final approval on her green card.
They found asylum in the United States.
She came into the country legally and is awaiting final approval on her green card.
Thi Dua Vang legally came to the U.S. two years ago. So when ICE showed up, she thought it must have been a mistake.
After ICE release St. Paul woman, she says agents keep returning to her home
Thi Dua Vang legally came to the U.S. two years ago. So when ICE showed up, she thought it must have been a mistake.
www.kare11.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Thi Dua Vang and her family fled Vietnam after spending decades persecuted for being Christian.
They found asylum in the United States.
She came into the country legally and is awaiting final approval on her green card.
They found asylum in the United States.
She came into the country legally and is awaiting final approval on her green card.
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News. Commodified. https://store.theonion.com/products/i-can-read-vintage-t-shirt?variant=42177514799173
February 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Got that "Deja-vu" feeling that something bigs about to happen... dunno why... .
February 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Got that "Deja-vu" feeling that something bigs about to happen... dunno why... .
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Gov. Josh Shapiro called District Attorney Larry Krasner's comparison of ICE agents to Nazis "abhorrent." Krasner responded that Shapiro is "not meeting the moment."
Philly DA Larry Krasner says ‘don’t be a wimp’ after Gov. Josh Shapiro decried his comparison of ICE agents to Nazis
www.inquirer.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Gov. Josh Shapiro called District Attorney Larry Krasner's comparison of ICE agents to Nazis "abhorrent." Krasner responded that Shapiro is "not meeting the moment."
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Remember her name: Aliya Rahman
Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself.
It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did.
ICE MUST GO‼️
Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself.
It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did.
ICE MUST GO‼️
February 3, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Remember her name: Aliya Rahman
Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself.
It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did.
ICE MUST GO‼️
Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself.
It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did.
ICE MUST GO‼️
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ICE hasn't stopped brutalizing people or shredding the Constitution, it's just that corporate media turned the camera as the call for action got too loud and the Democrats stepped in and made sure the issue got changed.
If you sit for a second, you'll recognize that's what happened with BLM, too.
If you sit for a second, you'll recognize that's what happened with BLM, too.
February 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
ICE hasn't stopped brutalizing people or shredding the Constitution, it's just that corporate media turned the camera as the call for action got too loud and the Democrats stepped in and made sure the issue got changed.
If you sit for a second, you'll recognize that's what happened with BLM, too.
If you sit for a second, you'll recognize that's what happened with BLM, too.
"We won't discount it" said the P**o. They need to fire that dude.
February 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
"We won't discount it" said the P**o. They need to fire that dude.
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happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
February 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
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It's Elmo's birthday
February 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
It's Elmo's birthday
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You are being misled about renewable energy technology.
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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January 30, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
You can't use that word, hatchetboy...
February 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
You can't use that word, hatchetboy...
"You remembered to zip up your jumpsuit when you came out left the bathroom, that's good."
The most famous opening lines in history
"Call me Ishmael." 📖
"War...war never changes." 🎮
"Last night, I dreamt I went to Manderley again." 🎥
"Hi all! I just wanted to introduce myself and share a photo that I took." 🤦
"Call me Ishmael." 📖
"War...war never changes." 🎮
"Last night, I dreamt I went to Manderley again." 🎥
"Hi all! I just wanted to introduce myself and share a photo that I took." 🤦
February 2, 2026 at 11:18 PM
"You remembered to zip up your jumpsuit when you came out left the bathroom, that's good."
I think you mean pro?
Pros And Cons Of Social Media Bans For Teens https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-social-media-bans-for-teens/
February 2, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I think you mean pro?
Is it sad or inspiring that ICP takes more pride in their rich kids weird little obsessions by buying and wearing full on furry suits and shit?
February 2, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Is it sad or inspiring that ICP takes more pride in their rich kids weird little obsessions by buying and wearing full on furry suits and shit?
...You're the Governor... Governor....
Law enforcement cannot be lawless.
Thousands of aggressive, untrained agents of the federal government continue to injure and terrorize Minnesotans. This must end.
apnews.com/article/immi...
Thousands of aggressive, untrained agents of the federal government continue to injure and terrorize Minnesotans. This must end.
apnews.com/article/immi...
ICE claim that a man shattered his skull running into wall triggers tension at a Minnesota hospital
Nurses in Minneapolis doubted federal immigration officers' claims about a Mexican immigrant's severe injuries.
apnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:50 PM
...You're the Governor... Governor....
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HOORAY, WE’RE SAVED!
…oh wait that wasn’t the real problem, like at all.
…oh wait that wasn’t the real problem, like at all.
Breaking:
WASHINGTON (AP) - Homeland Security Secretary Noem says every DHS officer deployed to Minneapolis is now being issued a body-worn camera.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Homeland Security Secretary Noem says every DHS officer deployed to Minneapolis is now being issued a body-worn camera.
February 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
HOORAY, WE’RE SAVED!
…oh wait that wasn’t the real problem, like at all.
…oh wait that wasn’t the real problem, like at all.
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Here ya go!
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www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
February 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Here ya go!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...